"Purple rain, purple rain" AWW SNAP, Comment Of The Year Contender! Yeah, I amuse myself by nominating my own comments for an award that doesn't even exist. God knows I can't fucking buy a lousy fucking award on my own blog.
5 1/2 years of somewhat humorous crap and I can't even get the lemonade cart or whatever the fuck these people give out to each other. Who do you have to blow around here to get a damn cheesy award? Oh shit, this might have been the wrong blog to say that on.
If only he had remembered to wear his Tena incontinence pads he would be out laughing , horse riding or riding his bike. Let this be a lesson for you ! Mind you that colour and fabric combo would make anyone wet themselves
Now that, with a little cropping, would make an awesome avatar!
Shamedrops are falling on me 'ead an' juss loik the bloke who's Mummy's mad 'ee wets 'is bed, she always 'as a fit, those, Shamedrops are falling on me 'ead, they keep fal-ling..
So oye juss did me some sprinkling on me tum, but Mum said she didn't loik tha wee I gets things done, sprinkling on the couch, those, Shamedrops is fallin' on me 'ead, they keep fal-ling!
But thar's one ting, Oye knows, tha guilt Mum sends ta greets me won't defeats me!
It ain't that long but my wenis seeps up ta greets me.
EROS: Oh my gawd! What a horrible outfit! I'd pee on him, too if it'd get him out of that fashion faux pas!
Perhaps the pair of you should attend our Pee Party.
DAMIEN: Brown Velour Couch - 30$ buck from St Vincents. Purple Spandex - 5% from CostCo Turqouise sparkle shirt - stolen from Mothers closet. Peeing on yourself whilst being snapped in a photo that makes you look like Buddha-a-la-Studio 54? ................ priceless.
MasterCard called.
You’re hired.
VOICES: DAMN.... is it friday already!!!
Where the hell have YOU been?
CYBERPOOF: The outfit is ghastly. What's that thing sticking out of his willy? *shrugs and makes another batch of gin martinis*
The thing sticking out of his willy is a pee stream.
Which you would know if you’d read the label we thoughtfully provided.
WIL: "Purple rain, purple rain" AWW SNAP, Comment Of The Year Contender! Yeah, I amuse myself by nominating my own comments for an award that doesn't even exist. God knows I can't fucking buy a lousy fucking award on my own blog. 5 1/2 years of somewhat humorous crap and I can't even get the lemonade cart or whatever the fuck these people give out to each other. Who do you have to blow around here to get a damn cheesy award? Oh shit, this might have been the wrong blog to say that on.
“Purple rain, purple rain” should have made us LOL and create a “Comment of the Year Award” especially for you.
Instead, we were on the floor laughing (with Boxer, apparently) for imagining the Wil Harrison blog with a Lemonade Cart Award…I don’t know what the Lemonade Cart Award is called either but I’m happier with my Knudsen Award.
Speaking of Old Knudsen, you were asking who you have to blow to get a damn cheesy award?
XL: Cirque du Soleil's Creative Director for O relaxes at home.
“A theatrical odyssey into a majestic aquatic universe”
Yes, I’m feeling the magic.
ROSES: Why would he want this evidence existing? a) he's got no clothing sense...blue shiny pants and blue shiny top. Really. and b) he's got no taste as far as furniture is concerned either. As for the peeing...well the less said the better.
Did Mr. Blackwell die and make you fashion critic?
SCARLET: British plumbing at it's best.
He needs to do something about that leak.
MITZI: Is that what they call a "French Bathe?" Nasty couch and Lincoln Green carpet.
That would be inferring that the French DO, in fact, bathe.
Spot on, Mitzi.
MAGO: "Peace on you ..." "Piss on yerself!"
Speaking of the French, where did you pick up that accent?
BEAST: If only he had remembered to wear his Tena incontinence pads he would be out laughing , horse riding or riding his bike. Let this be a lesson for you ! Mind you that colour and fabric combo would make anyone wet themselves
*peers into Beast’s closet and finds lifetime supply of Tena for Men*
DONN: Now that, with a little cropping, would make an awesome avatar!
Shamedrops are falling on me 'ead an' juss loik the bloke who's Mummy's mad 'ee wets 'is bed, she always 'as a fit, those, Shamedrops are falling on me 'ead, they keep fal-ling..
So oye juss did me some sprinkling on me tum, but Mum said she didn't loik tha wee I gets things done, sprinkling on the couch, those, Shamedrops is fallin' on me 'ead, they keep fal-ling!
But thar's one ting, Oye knows, tha guilt Mum sends ta greets me won't defeats me!
It ain't that long but my wenis seeps up ta greets me.
BJ Thomas couldn’t have sung it better.
I’m hooked on a feeling!
BOXER: No, that's FUNNY FRIDAY. bwahahahahahahah. *falls off chair laughing*
Lucky for you, the walls and floors of Infomaniac are padded for your protection.
Oh my gawd! What a horrible outfit! I'd pee on him, too if it'd get him out of that fashion faux pas!
ReplyDeleteBrown Velour Couch - 30$ buck from St Vincents.
ReplyDeletePurple Spandex - 5% from CostCo
Turqouise sparkle shirt - stolen from Mothers closet.
Peeing on yourself whilst being snapped in a photo that makes you look like Buddha-a-la-Studio 54? ................ priceless.
DAMN.... is it friday already!!!
ReplyDeleteThe outfit is ghastly.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that thing sticking out of his willy?
*shrugs and makes another batch of gin martinis*
"Purple rain, purple rain" AWW SNAP, Comment Of The Year Contender! Yeah, I amuse myself by nominating my own comments for an award that doesn't even exist. God knows I can't fucking buy a lousy fucking award on my own blog.
ReplyDelete5 1/2 years of somewhat humorous crap and I can't even get the lemonade cart or whatever the fuck these people give out to each other. Who do you have to blow around here to get a damn cheesy award? Oh shit, this might have been the wrong blog to say that on.
Wil Harrison.com
Cirque du Soleil's Creative Director for O relaxes at home.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Eros, Damien, Inner Voices, Pete, Wil!
Oh Hai XL (I just thought I'd join in)
ReplyDeleteUmmm...
Why would he want this evidence existing?
a) he's got no clothing sense...blue shiny pants and blue shiny top. Really.
and
b) he's got no taste as far as furniture is concerned either.
As for the peeing...well the less said the better.
British plumbing at it's best.
ReplyDeleteSx
Is that what they call a "French Bathe?" Nasty couch and Lincoln Green carpet.
ReplyDelete"Peace on you ..." "Piss on yerself!"
ReplyDeleteIf only he had remembered to wear his Tena incontinence pads he would be out laughing , horse riding or riding his bike.
ReplyDeleteLet this be a lesson for you !
Mind you that colour and fabric combo would make anyone wet themselves
Now that, with a little cropping, would make an awesome avatar!
ReplyDeleteShamedrops are falling on me 'ead
an' juss loik the bloke who's Mummy's mad 'ee wets 'is bed,
she always 'as a fit,
those,
Shamedrops are falling on me 'ead,
they keep fal-ling..
So oye juss did me some sprinkling on me tum,
but Mum said she didn't loik tha wee I gets things done,
sprinkling on the couch,
those,
Shamedrops is fallin' on me 'ead,
they keep fal-ling!
But thar's one ting,
Oye knows,
tha guilt Mum sends ta greets me won't defeats me!
It ain't that long
but my wenis
seeps up ta greets me.
No, that's FUNNY FRIDAY.
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahahah.
*falls off chair laughing*
EROS: Oh my gawd! What a horrible outfit! I'd pee on him, too if it'd get him out of that fashion faux pas!
ReplyDeletePerhaps the pair of you should attend our Pee Party.
DAMIEN: Brown Velour Couch - 30$ buck from St Vincents.
Purple Spandex - 5% from CostCo
Turqouise sparkle shirt - stolen from Mothers closet.
Peeing on yourself whilst being snapped in a photo that makes you look like Buddha-a-la-Studio 54? ................ priceless.
MasterCard called.
You’re hired.
VOICES: DAMN.... is it friday already!!!
Where the hell have YOU been?
CYBERPOOF: The outfit is ghastly.
What's that thing sticking out of his willy?
*shrugs and makes another batch of gin martinis*
The thing sticking out of his willy is a pee stream.
Which you would know if you’d read the label we thoughtfully provided.
WIL: "Purple rain, purple rain" AWW SNAP, Comment Of The Year Contender! Yeah, I amuse myself by nominating my own comments for an award that doesn't even exist. God knows I can't fucking buy a lousy fucking award on my own blog.
5 1/2 years of somewhat humorous crap and I can't even get the lemonade cart or whatever the fuck these people give out to each other. Who do you have to blow around here to get a damn cheesy award? Oh shit, this might have been the wrong blog to say that on.
“Purple rain, purple rain” should have made us LOL and create a “Comment of the Year Award” especially for you.
Instead, we were on the floor laughing (with Boxer, apparently) for imagining the Wil Harrison blog with a Lemonade Cart Award…I don’t know what the Lemonade Cart Award is called either but I’m happier with my Knudsen Award.
Speaking of Old Knudsen, you were asking who you have to blow to get a damn cheesy award?
XL: Cirque du Soleil's Creative Director for O relaxes at home.
ReplyDelete“A theatrical odyssey into a majestic aquatic universe”
Yes, I’m feeling the magic.
ROSES: Why would he want this evidence existing?
a) he's got no clothing sense...blue shiny pants and blue shiny top. Really.
and
b) he's got no taste as far as furniture is concerned either.
As for the peeing...well the less said the better.
Did Mr. Blackwell die and make you fashion critic?
SCARLET: British plumbing at it's best.
He needs to do something about that leak.
MITZI: Is that what they call a "French Bathe?" Nasty couch and Lincoln Green carpet.
That would be inferring that the French DO, in fact, bathe.
Spot on, Mitzi.
MAGO: "Peace on you ..." "Piss on yerself!"
Speaking of the French, where did you pick up that accent?
BEAST: If only he had remembered to wear his Tena incontinence pads he would be out laughing , horse riding or riding his bike.
ReplyDeleteLet this be a lesson for you !
Mind you that colour and fabric combo would make anyone wet themselves
*peers into Beast’s closet and finds lifetime supply of Tena for Men*
DONN: Now that, with a little cropping, would make an awesome avatar!
Shamedrops are falling on me 'ead
an' juss loik the bloke who's Mummy's mad 'ee wets 'is bed,
she always 'as a fit,
those,
Shamedrops are falling on me 'ead,
they keep fal-ling..
So oye juss did me some sprinkling on me tum,
but Mum said she didn't loik tha wee I gets things done,
sprinkling on the couch,
those,
Shamedrops is fallin' on me 'ead,
they keep fal-ling!
But thar's one ting,
Oye knows,
tha guilt Mum sends ta greets me won't defeats me!
It ain't that long
but my wenis
seeps up ta greets me.
BJ Thomas couldn’t have sung it better.
I’m hooked on a feeling!
BOXER: No, that's FUNNY FRIDAY.
bwahahahahahahah.
*falls off chair laughing*
Lucky for you, the walls and floors of Infomaniac are padded for your protection.
Kaspean Sea.
ReplyDeleteWe have a saying in merry ol' England...
ReplyDelete"I'm pissing meself!"
I don't know what's worse...the getup or having to give yourself a golden shower?!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Kaspean Sea.
ReplyDeleteI must go down to the sea again.
ISTVANSKI: We have a saying in merry ol' England...
"I'm pissing meself!"
Much more refined than the U.S./Canadian saying, “I’m shitting myself!”
JILL: I don't know what's worse...the getup or having to give yourself a golden shower?!
I don’t know either but what I CAN tell you is that I was over at YOUR blog leaving a comment at the same time as you were on mine!
Ew!
ReplyDelete*shudders and makes another batch of gin martinis*
Love the look on his face: "Frances, this is the last damn time I'm gonna pee on myself for your Photography class."
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Ew!
ReplyDelete*shudders and makes another batch of gin martinis*
I’d prefer a vodka martini, thank you.
RANDOM: Love the look on his face: "Frances, this is the last damn time I'm gonna pee on myself for your Photography class."
I see she’s using a macro lens.
He's listening to his favorite music.
ReplyDeleteI think Random Chick finished the last bottle of vodka.
ReplyDeleteAnd I had to bring my own gin. The shame!
XL: He's listening to his favorite music.
ReplyDeleteHandel’s Water Music…ha!
Followed by ABBA singing Water-loo.
CYBERPOOF: I think Random Chick finished the last bottle of vodka.
And I had to bring my own gin. The shame!
Surely by now you know Mistress MJ does not drink gin.
Have you learned nothing during your time here?
Who said they were for you?
ReplyDelete*sips gin martini* mmmmmmm
* also sips, nay, glugs, gin msrtinis *
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing too hard at Wil's "lack of an Award Rant" to add anything further, LMAO !!!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Who said they were for you?
ReplyDelete*sips gin martini* mmmmmmm
There’s none left anyway now that IVD’s arrived.
IVD: * also sips, nay, glugs, gin msrtinis *
Sounds like you’ve had one too many already.
HEFF: I'm laughing too hard at Wil's "lack of an Award Rant" to add anything further, LMAO !!!
Would someone please nominate Wil Harrison for a Lemonade Award?
C’mon. Share the love.
it's scotchguarded.
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: Teehee.
ReplyDeleteeeeeew filthy old man....i hope he scotch guarded that couch first....
ReplyDeleteJ@V@JUNKO: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteWe advise not sitting on ANY of the furnishings around here without protection.