MR. PEENEE: If this is NOT what you had in mind, then what was?
I’ve floors that need scrubbing and an oven that needs cleaning.
*eyes Peenee up and down for possible employment opportunities*
Those hands don’t look like they’ve ever done a day’s work though.
What’s your secret?
DAMIEN: I want THOSE kind of houseboys.
In your role as Mr. Nude Infomaniac, you are entitled to loan of the houseboys for one day per week.
Make good use of your time.
RANDOM: There is no "i" in "Teamwork." Not sure about biggery?
Not only is there no “i” in “Teamwork” but when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me!
CYBERPOOF: Mmmmmmm that looks Luke the boys from down here in sunny San Diego. I am quite surprised at how much talent there is here. Too bad I'm driving up to Los Angeles tomorrow.
Attention Bitches: Can anyone recommend any hot talent in Los Angeles for a Dane let loose in the City of Angels?
End of public service announcement.
CYBERPOOF: Oh by the way, I may write you a card over a latté during my day of shoe shopping. I think I will hit Manolo, Choo, Lacroix and Gucci first. Then maybe Weitzman and Zegna.
Do that. Did I ever send you one of my “scratch ‘n’ sniff’ postcards?
I thought it was my first time too, but on reflection realise I was first once or twice last year as well. Oh well. It's the first time I've crowed about it though, lol!
Fickle Mistress...I thought the point of a good houseboy was to be prepared and anticipate houseguests needs. I’d say they’re doing an excellent job so far.
DAMIEN: As Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009 - I hereby declare August 15 International Houseboy Day
Isn’t it the 16th by now in New Zealand?
You live in the future.
JASON: I'd be happy to apply as the houseboy's very strict Headmaster. I come very well recommended and with excellent references.
Do your castoff boyfriends give you letters of recommendation?
CYBERPOOF: You did LAST year! I need one for this year too.
We don’t have your current address, may I remind you.
ROSES: May I just compliment you on your excellent taste in houseboys.
Yes, you may.
I'm sure it'll be my absolute pleasure to whip them into ship shape for you. Ah, the things I do for friendship...
You are welcome to try.
Although I doubt you’re in any condition to walk a straight line let alone yield a whip.
GINRO: I thought it was my first time too, but on reflection realise I was first once or twice last year as well. Oh well. It's the first time I've crowed about it though, lol! Roses said: Ah, the things I do for friendship... Erm...
If you have issues to raise with Roses, just spit it out.
Although you’ll find most of us here on Infomaniac prefer that you swallow rather than spit.
You KNOW how we feel about people leaving bodily fluids for us to clean up.
KAPI: Why don't you try housegirls for a change? Maybe they'd be less trouble. Personally, I think housemothers are best. If you don't mind relagating your boyneeds to the cellar. Or "dungeon".
AYEM8Y: Fickle Mistress...I thought the point of a good houseboy was to be prepared and anticipate houseguests needs. I’d say they’re doing an excellent job so far.
Yes, and you’re the same houseguest who stole all our tiny soaps and back issues of Honcho magazine!
Infomaniac is not a hotel, you know.
MICHAEL GUY: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Those are the sassy boys from Bel Ami porn. er, that's what my aunt said during our bridge game.
No, not a suggestion. A request. But I think I will forgo the idea, lol.
However, whilst we are on the subject of requests...I've been getting very broody for some strange reason and was wondering if you and I could come to some arrangement?
GINRO: No, not a suggestion. A request. But I think I will forgo the idea, lol.
Email us then so we do not publicly humiliate you.
However, whilst we are on the subject of requests...I've been getting very broody for some strange reason and was wondering if you and I could come to some arrangement?
Mistress MJ has no desire to spawn, if that’s what you’re after.
Perhaps one of our other readers could accommodate you?
*Squeals with delight* Brings back memories of my youth many a happy a evening spent in my room with the boy next door, it was such a joy lowering my arm onto a shiny seven incher, not like now everythings' in mp3 format these days.
Does Ginro want us to have his babies???? This is quite distressing. I am distressed. I am really not that type of girl. ...and that's the last time I try banana puree... *burp* Sx
FIIIIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2nd!!
ReplyDeleteSx
I'm clicking for buggery but nothing is happening.
ReplyDeleteSx
If they don't work out as House Boys, there are other career opportunities given their experience in bareback swordsmanship.
ReplyDeletewho was the old guy? the den mother? *shaking my head* xoxo
ReplyDeleteAh, so the old guy from the last post was a former houseboy! Old habits die hard!
ReplyDeleteIf this is NOT what you had in mind, then what was?
ReplyDeleteI want THOSE kind of houseboys.
ReplyDeleteThere is no "i" in "Teamwork." Not sure about biggery?
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmm that looks Luke the boys from down here in sunny San Diego.
ReplyDeleteI am quite surprised at how much talent there is here. Too bad I'm driving up to Los Angeles tomorrow.
Oh by the way, I may write you a card over a latté during my day of shoe shopping. I think I will hit Manolo, Choo, Lacroix and Gucci first.
ReplyDeleteThen maybe Weitzman and Zegna.
GINRO: FIIIIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do believe this is your first first!
SCARLET: I'm clicking for buggery but nothing is happening.
They need some privacy, Miss Scarlet.
XL: If they don't work out as House Boys, there are other career opportunities given their experience in bareback swordsmanship.
Remember Cock Wars?
SAVANNAH: who was the old guy? the den mother? *shaking my head* xoxo
Can’t you see that we have moved on from the old guy?
Please try to keep up.
EROS: Ah, so the old guy from the last post was a former houseboy! Old habits die hard!
He is not houseboy material.
You, however, are more than just a pretty face.
We DO like our help to be presentable.
MR. PEENEE: If this is NOT what you had in mind, then what was?
I’ve floors that need scrubbing and an oven that needs cleaning.
*eyes Peenee up and down for possible employment opportunities*
Those hands don’t look like they’ve ever done a day’s work though.
What’s your secret?
DAMIEN: I want THOSE kind of houseboys.
In your role as Mr. Nude Infomaniac, you are entitled to loan of the houseboys for one day per week.
Make good use of your time.
RANDOM: There is no "i" in "Teamwork." Not sure about biggery?
Not only is there no “i” in “Teamwork” but when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me!
CYBERPOOF: Mmmmmmm that looks Luke the boys from down here in sunny San Diego.
I am quite surprised at how much talent there is here. Too bad I'm driving up to Los Angeles tomorrow.
Attention Bitches: Can anyone recommend any hot talent in Los Angeles for a Dane let loose in the City of Angels?
End of public service announcement.
CYBERPOOF: Oh by the way, I may write you a card over a latté during my day of shoe shopping. I think I will hit Manolo, Choo, Lacroix and Gucci first.
Then maybe Weitzman and Zegna.
Do that. Did I ever send you one of my “scratch ‘n’ sniff’ postcards?
As Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009 - I hereby declare August 15 International Houseboy Day
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy to apply as the houseboy's very strict Headmaster. I come very well recommended and with excellent references.
ReplyDeleteYou did LAST year!
ReplyDeleteI need one for this year too.
May I just compliment you on your excellent taste in houseboys.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it'll be my absolute pleasure to whip them into ship shape for you.
Ah, the things I do for friendship...
I thought it was my first time too, but on reflection realise I was first once or twice last year as well. Oh well. It's the first time I've crowed about it though, lol!
ReplyDeleteRoses said: Ah, the things I do for friendship...
Erm...
Why don't you try housegirls for a change? Maybe they'd be less trouble.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think housemothers are best. If you don't mind relagating your boyneeds to the cellar. Or "dungeon".
Fickle Mistress...I thought the point of a good houseboy was to be prepared and anticipate houseguests needs. I’d say they’re doing an excellent job so far.
ReplyDeleteThose are the sassy boys from Bel Ami porn.
ReplyDeleteer, that's what my aunt said during our bridge game.
DAMIEN: As Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009 - I hereby declare August 15 International Houseboy Day
ReplyDeleteIsn’t it the 16th by now in New Zealand?
You live in the future.
JASON: I'd be happy to apply as the houseboy's very strict Headmaster. I come very well recommended and with excellent references.
Do your castoff boyfriends give you letters of recommendation?
CYBERPOOF: You did LAST year!
I need one for this year too.
We don’t have your current address, may I remind you.
ROSES: May I just compliment you on your excellent taste in houseboys.
Yes, you may.
I'm sure it'll be my absolute pleasure to whip them into ship shape for you.
Ah, the things I do for friendship...
You are welcome to try.
Although I doubt you’re in any condition to walk a straight line let alone yield a whip.
GINRO: I thought it was my first time too, but on reflection realise I was first once or twice last year as well. Oh well. It's the first time I've crowed about it though, lol!
Roses said: Ah, the things I do for friendship...
Erm...
If you have issues to raise with Roses, just spit it out.
Although you’ll find most of us here on Infomaniac prefer that you swallow rather than spit.
You KNOW how we feel about people leaving bodily fluids for us to clean up.
KAPI: Why don't you try housegirls for a change? Maybe they'd be less trouble.
Personally, I think housemothers are best. If you don't mind relagating your boyneeds to the cellar. Or "dungeon".
Women are always going on about their cramps.
AYEM8Y: Fickle Mistress...I thought the point of a good houseboy was to be prepared and anticipate houseguests needs. I’d say they’re doing an excellent job so far.
Yes, and you’re the same houseguest who stole all our tiny soaps and back issues of Honcho magazine!
Infomaniac is not a hotel, you know.
MICHAEL GUY: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Those are the sassy boys from Bel Ami porn.
er, that's what my aunt said during our bridge game.
Would that be your Auntie Meme, by any chance?
No I don't have an issue to raise but was going to make a request. But perhaps I'd better not or else I'll be barring myself from commenting here too.
ReplyDeleteGINRO: A suggestion? G’won then.
ReplyDelete*lubricates hinges on oubliette door*
No, not a suggestion. A request. But I think I will forgo the idea, lol.
ReplyDeleteHowever, whilst we are on the subject of requests...I've been getting very broody for some strange reason and was wondering if you and I could come to some arrangement?
GINRO: No, not a suggestion. A request. But I think I will forgo the idea, lol.
ReplyDeleteEmail us then so we do not publicly humiliate you.
However, whilst we are on the subject of requests...I've been getting very broody for some strange reason and was wondering if you and I could come to some arrangement?
Mistress MJ has no desire to spawn, if that’s what you’re after.
Perhaps one of our other readers could accommodate you?
Shall we set you up on our Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?
Oh bugger it. I guessed you'd say that. The only other one I'd ask is Miss Scarlet but I can't see her being all that keen either, lol.
ReplyDeleteYou will get it then. Just not now because I'm knackered and must hurry. I should be out of bed by now..
ReplyDeleteGINRO: Oh bugger it. I guessed you'd say that. The only other one I'd ask is Miss Scarlet but I can't see her being all that keen either, lol.
ReplyDeleteAll the best to you in your quest for a womb to rent.
CYBERPOOF: You will get it then. Just not now because I'm knackered and must hurry. I should be out of bed by now..
Rent boy keeping you in bed again?
Where are the pinball machines and botox enhanced pneumatic blondes?
ReplyDeleteHeff likes his house girls, as long as they're deaf mutes.
Allegedly.
Ginro, what is it already?
ReplyDeleteIf it involves a manual and an osteopath afterwards - I am not going to change the clutch on your car.
Sorry.
****steps round big steaming cowpat**
ReplyDeleteHas Miss Scarlet been here first
Them housboys are just running through their morning equipment check
GARFY: Where are the pinball machines and botox enhanced pneumatic blondes?
ReplyDeleteHeff likes his house girls, as long as they're deaf mutes.
Allegedly.
We cannot afford the $2,000 per week that Hefner pays his housegirls.
ROSES: Ginro, what is it already?
If it involves a manual and an osteopath afterwards - I am not going to change the clutch on your car.
Sorry.
Oh excuse me. I see you’re trying to have a private conversation.
BEAST: ****steps round big steaming cowpat**
Has Miss Scarlet been here first
Them housboys are just running through their morning equipment check
I am concerned about Miss Scarlet’s diet.
Has she been eating at Café C?
*Squeals with delight* Brings back memories of my youth many a happy a evening spent in my room with the boy next door, it was such a joy lowering my arm onto a shiny seven incher, not like now everythings' in mp3 format these days.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: To say nothing of the 12-inch LP!
ReplyDeleteIt's very rare you see a 12 incher these days. I use to have a few floppies that came free in pop magazines?
ReplyDeleteDoes Ginro want us to have his babies???? This is quite distressing. I am distressed. I am really not that type of girl.
ReplyDelete...and that's the last time I try banana puree... *burp*
Sx
Well, if it's babies he's after, he's only got til the second week in September, then he's out of luck. I'm being neutered.
ReplyDeleteAnd the thought of more babies...ewww...
MITZI: It's very rare you see a 12 incher these days. I use to have a few floppies that came free in pop magazines?
ReplyDeleteAh yes… Flexi discs?
I can’t imagine anything would stay floppy long around Miss Mitzi.
SCARLET & ROSES: I suspect Ginro’s going through one of those mid-life crises.
Has anyone spotted him vrooming about in a red sports car?
*sigh* I guess Mistress MJ is correct, again. Oh well *sigh*
ReplyDeleteLooks like I shall just have to console myself with the baby in this advert:
Kingsmill Ad
GINRO: *sigh* I guess Mistress MJ is correct, again.
ReplyDeleteDemerit points for having a moment of doubt.