Tuesday, August 25, 2009

It’s Gonna Start Raining Men!



Sing along…

On Wednesday, August 26th
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!


Come back on Wednesday, August 26 when we present the Men of Infomaniac.

Reminder: The Men of Infomaniac is NOT a dating service. If you require that sort of thing, please go through the appropriate channels, i.e. the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

52 comments:

  1. yay! I'm busy flying to Chicago that day though.

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  2. CYBERPOOF: Don't worry...

    The Men of Infomaniac post will be up for days before we post anything new.

    And thank you for the postcard from The Happiest Place on Earth!

    But I thought you said the Happiest Place on Earth was between Mean Dirty Pirate's ... uh, never mind.

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  3. I am expecting that the offers will be flooding in once Beast is featured in the Men of Infomaniac post
    ****shaving tongue in readyness***

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  4. thighs? legs?

    I believe I did say that didn't I?

    As for postcards, there is another one coming your way. Another potential happy place on earth.

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  5. I can see this reaching a very messy climax.
    Sx

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  6. Miss, Miss!

    Ms Scarlet keep stealing my lines!

    humpf.

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  7. Awe Shucks! Here I was expecting to meet a proper gent and be courted just like a lady, but no I’m to be reminded of my disappointing foray into human trafficking, also known as the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

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  8. I hear the roll of thunder already...or is that of toilet paper?

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  9. Why are those amputees wearing Capri pants?

    Oh Hai Miss Scarlet and Pete!

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  10. From a different rain song: Just make sure your umbrella's turned upside down.

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  11. A big old bucket indeed..
    oh the in-you-end-oh!

    This list is a huge undertaking which will either be your Magnum Opus OR the death of you..
    or perhaps a little of both; the "little death"
    :)

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  12. Does that bucket come in larger sizes?

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  13. BITCHES: We fear you are unprepared for the rush of testosterone and the surge of manliness that will greet you on Wednesday.

    Get plenty of sleep tonight.

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  14. That short redhead's got so much spunk! or is that what he's hoping to catch in his pail?

    I'm not sure if the damages caused by raining men is covered by my insurance.

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  15. I plan to shave in anticipation.

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  16. Oh hai Miss Scarlet, XL and Miss Boxer

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  17. I plan to shave in anticipation.

    Me too. Though I haven't decided who yet.

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  18. men of infomaniac? I mean what could possibly go wrong?! ha!

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  19. Oh Hai CyberPete, Scarlet, XL AND Kapitano.

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  20. So.... it's the 26th in Europe now. Has been for some time.

    I want to see it, dammit!

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  21. I say what CyberPete said.

    C'mon, you lazy bitch.

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  22. CYBERPOOF & PIGGY: Shut the fuck up.

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  23. I can't believe we're still up at 2:30am.

    Not waiting for this, you understand. Oh no.

    Tazzy is completely nekkid at the moment, you know. Fiddling with his chunkies as he looks at some Abba site. It's ever such a nice sight. You'd approve.

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  24. Morning ... where are them basteds? Yes, I shut up, nevermind ... ach schlafen ... sterben, träumen gar?

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  25. I just got home, DAMMIT!

    It's only 6:30 pm on TUESDAY, I might add!!!

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  26. It's 2:37 am on WEDNESDAY here, we'll add.

    Gawd, you're soooooooo behind.

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  27. Fuck's sake, it's like travelling back in time.

    I can almost imagine you being dragged into the cave by the hair, then cooking dino-burgers over hot stones.

    They do have fire over there now, don't they?

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  28. I think I'm going to call you 'Wilma' for the reainder of the week.

    Yes, I shall. I'll enjoy that.

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  29. PIGGY: Go to bed!

    Do you mind if I seek nourishment before I sit down to put the final touches on the post?

    As a matter of fact, I'm lighting the camp fire as we speak.

    I wouldn't mind an after dinner cocktail either before I post.

    The post will be here when you wake up, you know.

    And then I'll leave it up for so long that you'll be whinging about how I haven't posted anything new.

    JUST GO TO BED FOR GAWD'S SAKE!!!

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  30. PIGGY: Doesn't Tazzy have a starfish that needs fondling?

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  31. I can't sleep. I'm too excited.

    No, Wilma - I'm not sending you pics of my excitement, before you ask.

    Filthy bitch.

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  32. The starfish has been fondled and fed already.

    It just squeaked a 'thank you' to you for asking after it though.

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  33. PIGGY: Why don't you ring IVD in Norwich and have a nice long chat with him then, eh?

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  34. Has that pussy of yours been fed yet, by the way?

    It's ever so selfish to think of cocktails before your pussy has had some attention.

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  35. PIGGY: My pussy has been tended to, thank you for asking.

    Back to IVD.

    Should I use the photo of him in high heels?

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  36. Glad to know pussy is happy now.

    Oh yes, IDV in his heels. That'd be perfect. The heels will also have the added benefit of distracting the eyes from that horrid, scrawny body of his too.

    I could do with a day of not feeling like I've had hot pokers inserted into my eyeballs.

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  37. PIGGY: Speaking of high heels, that useless cunt Frobisher didn't send a bio.

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  38. Tazzy is yawning so much at the moment that he's looking like one of those bizarrely open mouthed rubber dolls.

    One with a beard. Which is kinda kinky, don't you think.

    Jeez, the thoughts that go through my head in the early hours. I've not even had a drink, either!

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  39. PIGGY: Quit distracting me.

    I have to add Mr. Peenee's arse to my list of alluring arses post before I do anything else.

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  40. I get the feeling that CyberPete's spunked his muck into an old sock and fell asleep too. He's gone awfully quiet.

    Such a dirty boy, so he is.

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  41. “I have to add Mr. Peenee's arse to my list of alluring arses post before I do anything else.”

    Say it isn’t so! I’ve such a crush on Peenee...I’m just dying to take a peek.

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  42. I feel I've missed something...

    *wanders off disoriented*

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  43. AYEM8Y: A crush on Mr. Peenee?

    May I remind you this isn't a dating site!

    NATIONS: Lay off the brownies for awhile and come back later.

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  44. It’s mere transcontinental voyeurism my dear Mistress. I have my hands full anyway as you well know.

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  45. *considers having a nice, long nap before hitting "Publish" button on the "Men of Infomaniac."

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  46. In protest to this ridiculous delay I am posting the Women of Nymphomaniac!
    ..and to show you that I am really-really-really serious I am gettin' nekked in recognition of the vast contributions made by the Doukhobobors to the art of civil disobedience to which the Canadian Parliament responded in 1932 by criminalizing public nudity!

    Douk-Douk-Douk
    Douk-ho-bors
    Douk-Douk

    Doukhobors
    Douk-Douk
    Douk-ho-bours

    *for those of you unfamiliar with this sect they git nekked to protest

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  47. DONN: Oh keep your shorts on, I've just posted.

    No, wait! Take them off!

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