Imagine to sashay yer little tush over the catwalk in front of this - "tough crowd" would be an underwhelming description ... even Aidan would suffer from towel shrinkiage.
I think you judge them too harshly, Mago for their long dresses and sensible shoes. I might not let all my bits hang out for display, but I've no lack of appreciation for those who are comfortable doing so on their own terms.
The first two remind me of Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett, I'm sure they're about to break into song, or, wind.
ReplyDeleteSx
If it's wind, then it's "goodnight from me."
DeleteReminds me more of Mr Cholmondley-Warner and Grayson... Jx
Delete“Has the train arrived in Paddington yet?”
Delete"No, it's stuck in Colchester." Jx
DeleteIt's always best to hang around with a friend who's plainer than yourself, so you look good by comparison. Jx
ReplyDeleteWell, yes, but my friends are all so gorgeous!
DeleteLooks like Last of the Summer Wine headed to the beach.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: The dregs.
DeleteWhen they walk it's like a samba that
ReplyDeleteswings so cool and sways so gently.
I had to put on my glasses, I thought it was me.
DeleteNORMA: ♫And when she passes,
Deleteeach one she passes goes, “Ugh…”♫
Who needs Jobim when we have La Mistressa?
DeleteNORMA: I like to think that I put the “boss” in “bossa nova.”
DeleteSo that's not me in the polka dots on the left? Huh. I've been told I'm rather manly for a woman. As if that's like, a problem?
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: What they call a handsome woman.
DeleteGood gods! Perhaps the Spice Girls reunion isn't such a good idea after all?
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: It’s not what you really, really want.
DeleteImagine to sashay yer little tush over the catwalk in front of this - "tough crowd" would be an underwhelming description ... even Aidan would suffer from towel shrinkiage.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Aidan and towel shrinkage. There's an image to ponder.
DeleteI think you judge them too harshly, Mago for their long dresses and sensible shoes. I might not let all my bits hang out for display, but I've no lack of appreciation for those who are comfortable doing so on their own terms.
Delete