The older gentleman is being hustled by the other two bounders. The man next to the window is telling him that he has an uncanny likeness to Cary Grant, the man behind is smirking and is eyeing up a big fat wallet. It will end badly with one of them dead; one of them lost in the Sahara; and one of them ending up with a nasal blockage. Sx
"Pssst! Let's recline our chairs to annoy that smug wanker behind us."
Smug wanker: Heh heh heh! Little do they know that once both are fully reclined, the industrial strength spring I've inserted in the chairs will cause them snap closed and crush those two clods like flies in a venus flytrap!
This is your Captain speaking. We hope you have enjoyed your flight with Infomaniac Airlines.Please be careful when opening the overhead bins because shift happens.
Ah yes, this is young Lino Ventura telling me nasty stories from his days in the Legion. We went on a Spritztour to Tanger in '56 or '57. The guy in the backseat was kjust a sucker.
This is a very relaxed Kruschev having a joke and a laugh with Danny Thomas while Michael Richards looks out the window and ponders his existence. It's a time travel photo taken aboard Air Force One on it's way from the cocktail lounge at Area 51. You are Welcome.
The older gentleman is being hustled by the other two bounders. The man next to the window is telling him that he has an uncanny likeness to Cary Grant, the man behind is smirking and is eyeing up a big fat wallet. It will end badly with one of them dead; one of them lost in the Sahara; and one of them ending up with a nasal blockage.
ReplyDeleteSx
"Something to suck on for landing, Sir?" Jx
ReplyDeleteWell from past experience, I'd say the one is getting ready to blow the other. But not that I would know.
ReplyDeleteWhere have you been toots? Is this your way of telling us your servicing the friendly skies now????
"Pssst! Let's recline our chairs to annoy that smug wanker behind us."
ReplyDeleteSmug wanker: Heh heh heh! Little do they know that once both are fully reclined, the industrial strength spring I've inserted in the chairs will cause them snap closed and crush those two clods like flies in a venus flytrap!
"The stewardesses' think we want to bang them!"
ReplyDeleteIf Alfred Hitchcock is involved in any way this is just an early scene before everything goes horribly wrong.
ReplyDeleteThis is your Captain speaking. We hope you have enjoyed your flight with Infomaniac Airlines.Please be careful when opening the overhead bins because shift happens.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Tuesday, this must be Infomaniac.
DeleteAh yes, this is young Lino Ventura telling me nasty stories from his days in the Legion. We went on a Spritztour to Tanger in '56 or '57.
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the backseat was kjust a sucker.
Looks like low impact Mile High Club.
ReplyDeleteThis is a very relaxed Kruschev having a joke and a laugh with Danny Thomas while Michael Richards looks out the window and ponders his existence. It's a time travel photo taken aboard Air Force One on it's way from the cocktail lounge at Area 51. You are Welcome.
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Danny Thomas
Deletebecause there's no glass cocktail table.