"Nature never fashioned A flower so fair. No rose can compare- Nothing respectable Half so delectable. Cheer them In their glory, Diamonds and pearls, Dazzling jewels By the score. This is what beauty can be. Beauty celestial, The best, you'll Agree: All for you, These beautiful girls!"
NORMA: The Mistress is desperately trying to keep up with running the Infomaniac Gymnasium, the Infomaniac House of Beauty, Infomaniac Airlines, the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge, and so much more.
Being a titan of industry isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
The girls are waiting patiently for the infamous butter stick treatment.
ReplyDelete*snaps on rubber gloves*
Sx
MISS SCARLET: I fear another litigation case.
DeleteFrom third-right's wide-eyed look, I'd say it's already begun!
Delete"Nature never fashioned
ReplyDeleteA flower so fair.
No rose can compare-
Nothing respectable
Half so delectable.
Cheer them
In their glory,
Diamonds and pearls,
Dazzling jewels
By the score.
This is what beauty can be.
Beauty celestial,
The best, you'll
Agree:
All for you,
These beautiful girls!"
Jx
JON: I feel a show tune mood coming on.
DeleteI am always in a "show tune mood". Every day in work, I sing "There's gotta be something better than this!"
DeleteJx
Finals for the Wrinkle Queen ?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: kabuki zero once suggested we have a line of wrinkle creams named 'MJ's face flatterer' or 'Miss Scarlett's Mist of beauty'.
DeleteUm...not sure about the third from the left.Kissy-bristels.Just saying...
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: So few of the men featured on Infomaniac want to kiss you or I so not to worry.
DeleteLooks like a Siberian Pop Group.
ReplyDeleteDAMIEN: ♫Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out♫
Delete**looks down**
DeleteThey're ringing Mistress.
It's been ages since I last had a facial. *Sighs wistfully*
ReplyDeleteFormer Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial:
Delete"Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."
ReplyDeleteno towels in the gym, towels in the salon....
mistress, who's running HR? you?
NORMA: The Mistress is desperately trying to keep up with running the Infomaniac Gymnasium, the Infomaniac House of Beauty, Infomaniac Airlines, the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge, and so much more.
DeleteBeing a titan of industry isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
maybe our president can give you a few pointers.
DeleteAuditions for "The "Mikado" are going well I see...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: Don’t even THINK about signing up as wardrobe mistress.
DeleteKISS in the makeup room?
ReplyDeleteLX: As much as I like you, it wouldn’t be proper.
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