You know what I'm talking about, Bitches.
[thanks, Kevin]
January 20, 2017.
Piss on it.
Wake up and smell the coffee, America because it's happening.
For a helpful 9-step guide on what to do next, visit Cookie.
UPDATE: Thanks to an idea by LX, "Make America Urinate Again" merchandise is now available from The Infomaniac Shopping Network...
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MAKE AMERICA URINATE AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteare these buttons for sale in the lobby?
DeleteI plan on making a HUGE batch of my grandmother's chocolate chips cookies for Trump and his new administration of hate...with copious upon copious amounts of ExLax.
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DeleteFlush out the crap.
Deletehere's hoping the infomaniac barista
ReplyDelete(above) makes all of donald's coffees.
It's Waz Day!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood Luck, America!!!
Sxx
BITCHES: An update concerning The Infomaniac Shopping Network has been inserted at the bottom of this post.
ReplyDeleteOh the memories.
ReplyDelete**Places moist kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
Don't forget to pick up a complimentary pair of Infomaniac Incontinence Briefs: Disaffected--for when you just don't give a damn...and/or too wasted/drunk to find the restroom. Astronaut approved! Perfect for those long cross country drives and road trips!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget the Infomaniac premium sanitary wipes: Disinfectant--for the morning after; wiping away germs, leaving you clean and refreshed to face up to last night's regrets.
I am reminded of a line from one of my very favouritest films:
ReplyDelete"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" - Julie (Martha Plimpton) in Parenthood.