Certainly knot! But there are worse things https://www.google.com.au/search?q=crocheted+shorts+for+men&espv=2&biw=1034&bih=595&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4tt7BhbXLAhVD6KYKHZKOB2oQsAQIGg
Certainly knot! But there are worse things https://www.google.com.au/search?q=crocheted+shorts+for+men&espv=2&biw=1034&bih=595&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4tt7BhbXLAhVD6KYKHZKOB2oQsAQIGg
Macramé? No. I didn't even realize such a thing existed! Clearly the sailors who invented this were wasting time & lax in their sodomizing & rum drinking duties.
Macaroni? Yes! Especially with cheese! And wearing macaroni is a terrible waste, like macaroni salad without any meat/poultry mixed with a large portion of mayo!
A pair of crocs would go well with these garments
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DeleteCertainly knot! But there are worse things https://www.google.com.au/search?q=crocheted+shorts+for+men&espv=2&biw=1034&bih=595&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4tt7BhbXLAhVD6KYKHZKOB2oQsAQIGg
ReplyDeleteCertainly knot! But there are worse things https://www.google.com.au/search?q=crocheted+shorts+for+men&espv=2&biw=1034&bih=595&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4tt7BhbXLAhVD6KYKHZKOB2oQsAQIGg
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Is there an echo in here?
DeleteThose crocheted flares and all-in-ones are particularly hideous!
::searches in vain for eye bleach::
The closest I ever got in macramé was a hanging macramé chair. Doesn't that answer your question?
ReplyDeleteOh, god. Not the knitting blog again...
ReplyDeleteThe next thing you know, someone will be flinging knitted uteruses around again.
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Or these terrible Sackwärmer ... For the entire itch-experience made from rough natural bio-wool ...
DeleteMacramé? No. I didn't even realize such a thing existed! Clearly the sailors who invented this were wasting time & lax in their sodomizing & rum drinking duties.
ReplyDeleteMacaroni? Yes! Especially with cheese! And wearing macaroni is a terrible waste, like macaroni salad without any meat/poultry mixed with a large portion of mayo!
in the 70s, i was terribly, terribly chaste. i would never have worn something that you could actually see through.
ReplyDeletecan't you tell how chaste i was by
Deletemy "cocks in frocks' photo?
Oh GOd - NO !
ReplyDeleteIn the eighties I saw in some flats these horrible owls hang around, dusty, browned from the smoke, brittle from sunlight - awful, just awful ...
For a fuller macramé experience, The Mistress is sending all of you Bitches to the Crafts Room.
ReplyDeleteis he still in there?
DeleteHe's still in there but I must warn you that his energy's been sucked dry by Mistress Maddie.
Deleteah yes, maddie....and all her lips.
DeleteI maybe once owned a Macramé bag.... but I discovered that it was a little impractical.
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My mother used to have a Macramé indoor hanging basket, hung from a hook in the ceiling, it contained a Wandering Jew.
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