Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Macramé ... Is It For You?




Source: Macrame accessories: patterns and ideas for knotting.
by Dona Z Meilach, 1977.

Have you Bitches ever worn an item of macramé clothing?
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20 comments:

  1. Jon DeepBlue9:12 PM, March 09, 2016

    A pair of crocs would go well with these garments

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  2. dinahmow9:13 PM, March 09, 2016

    Certainly knot! But there are worse things https://www.google.com.au/search?q=crocheted+shorts+for+men&espv=2&biw=1034&bih=595&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4tt7BhbXLAhVD6KYKHZKOB2oQsAQIGg

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  3. dinahmow9:14 PM, March 09, 2016

    Certainly knot! But there are worse things https://www.google.com.au/search?q=crocheted+shorts+for+men&espv=2&biw=1034&bih=595&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4tt7BhbXLAhVD6KYKHZKOB2oQsAQIGg

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  4. dinahmow9:16 PM, March 09, 2016

    Certainly knot! But there are worse things...

    https://www.google.com.au/search?q=crocheted+shorts+for+men

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice3:44 AM, March 10, 2016

      Is there an echo in here?

      Those crocheted flares and all-in-ones are particularly hideous!

      ::searches in vain for eye bleach::

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  5. Mistress Maddie9:24 PM, March 09, 2016

    The closest I ever got in macramé was a hanging macramé chair. Doesn't that answer your question?

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  6. LẌ9:33 PM, March 09, 2016

    Oh, god. Not the knitting blog again...

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice3:45 AM, March 10, 2016

      The next thing you know, someone will be flinging knitted uteruses around again.

      Duck!

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    2. Anonymous4:21 AM, March 10, 2016

      Or these terrible Sackwärmer ... For the entire itch-experience made from rough natural bio-wool ...

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  7. eroswings12:05 AM, March 10, 2016

    Macramé? No. I didn't even realize such a thing existed! Clearly the sailors who invented this were wasting time & lax in their sodomizing & rum drinking duties.

    Macaroni? Yes! Especially with cheese! And wearing macaroni is a terrible waste, like macaroni salad without any meat/poultry mixed with a large portion of mayo!

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  8. normadesmond12:11 AM, March 10, 2016

    in the 70s, i was terribly, terribly chaste. i would never have worn something that you could actually see through.

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    1. normadesmond12:12 AM, March 10, 2016

      can't you tell how chaste i was by
      my "cocks in frocks' photo?

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  9. Anonymous4:17 AM, March 10, 2016

    Oh GOd - NO !

    In the eighties I saw in some flats these horrible owls hang around, dusty, browned from the smoke, brittle from sunlight - awful, just awful ...

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  10. The Mistress10:38 AM, March 10, 2016

    For a fuller macramé experience, The Mistress is sending all of you Bitches to the Crafts Room.

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    1. normadesmond10:44 AM, March 10, 2016

      is he still in there?

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    2. The Mistress10:54 AM, March 10, 2016

      He's still in there but I must warn you that his energy's been sucked dry by Mistress Maddie.

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    3. normadesmond11:10 AM, March 10, 2016

      ah yes, maddie....and all her lips.

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  11. Ms Scarlet1:10 PM, March 10, 2016

    I maybe once owned a Macramé bag.... but I discovered that it was a little impractical.
    Sx

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  12. Mitzi 7:09 PM, March 10, 2016

    My mother used to have a Macramé indoor hanging basket, hung from a hook in the ceiling, it contained a Wandering Jew.

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