These “Glow Rings” are rubber bands that glow in the dark to help you locate your beverage in the middle of the night.
Unfortunately, they’re no longer available.
If you had these glow-in-the-dark rubber bands, what would you do with them?
Or, what product or item would be useful to you if it glowed in the dark?
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OH YEAH BABY!
Glow in the dark burritos. I needs them, my precioussssssssssss.
I'd like a glow-in-the-dark torch.
ReplyDeleteSo I could find it when I most need it, ie. in the dark.
Incontinence pads.
ReplyDeleteGlow in the dark private parts would make things so much easier
ReplyDeleteDo you keep our false teeth in that glass?
ReplyDeleteDo they glow in the dark as well?
We need know.
Cheers. As long as it is not the three o'clock cigarette ... I'm glowing by myself, I do not need other things to glow.
ReplyDeleteI would find glow-in-the-dark contacts useful.
ReplyDeleteI too thought of False-Teeth! infact, if the glass were big enough, I could keep both mine + Garfers in it!
ReplyDeleteI need floor lights like you get on airplanes to lead me to the toilet.
ReplyDelete*Moves down comments box to cover up yesterday's picture while she's thinking*
ReplyDeleteMy Toy Boy.
i would put them around my dogs legs...so i can see the bitches coming and they can trip me in the middle of the night!
ReplyDeleteI find that the products I need to be glow in the dark, are already available. And work like a charm.
ReplyDeleteDid you try another supplier?
***gasp***
ReplyDeleteWonders why Cyberpoof will not tell us what his 'glow in the dark' products are
I never said I didn't want to tell you Beastie
ReplyDeleteI'd use them to half-strangle Beaky then I could see the little git when he attempts to sneak up on me at night.
ReplyDeleteGlow in the dark cats - so I know where they are on the bed during the night when I wake up and can find them before squishing them when I roll over.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, they never seem to move when I do that - just complain pathetically.
pfffft - too eazy.
ReplyDeleteI'd put them around the dogs. Then I'd have a better chance of not stepping on them in the middle of the night.
NATIONS: Accompanied by glow-in-the-dark farts.
ReplyDeleteKAPI: Patent that idea.
VICUS: I’ve always said, “That Vicus has a wee problem.”
BEAST: How small ARE your private bits that you need help finding them?
GARFY: Do you feel an uncomfortable sharpish sensation in your buttocks?
My false teeth just bit you on the arse.
MAGO: You look radiant in the afterglow.
XL: Satan be gone!
TONY: Please join me in biting Garfer on the arse with your false teeth.
GEOFF: Mistress MJ has a very long hallway with floor lights like those in a cinema.
ReplyDeleteIt makes her feel like she’s giving a dramatic entrance whenever she walks down the hall…to the toilet.
Hold the applause ‘til later.
KAZ: Beast mentioned illuminating his private bits.
Would HE do as a toy boy?
Didn’t think so.
DAISY: They would toss their toys in your path instead.
BEAST & CYBERPOOF: The pair of you are developing an unusual relationship as of late.
I can’t quite put my finger on the nature of it but I’m keeping my eye on you.
IVD: They’d be put to better use if you wrapped them ‘round your bits so the sailors could find you on the dock of an evening.
PONYGIRL: My cat sleeps on top of me, making it possible for me to read your comments in the wee hours of the morning but unable to type a reply as I’d have to reach ‘round him awkwardly to type.
And we mustn’t do anything to disrupt the cat’s comfort, am I right?
BOXER: Try an LED lighted dog collar.
Everything in my house glows in the dark. It's one of the benefits of living near a nuclear reactor.
ReplyDeleteI initally thought you'd said looking for your 'cock' at 3am.
ReplyDeleteNot trying to disrupt the flaccid flow, but I'm shocked at the mostly innocent replies to your queries on this, Mistress MJ.
ReplyDeleteAssuming these elastic bands come in different sizes, they could be used to illuminate, well, everything that one might seek out in the middle of the night.
However, and I guess the main point is, those things are pretty easy to find with our other senses.
PRU: Is Homer Simpson in charge?
ReplyDeletePUPPY: I still have dreams about my phantom cock since the surgery.
WW: What would happen if you put an elastic band on the flaccid member, only to wake up with a stiffy?
OUCH!
I hope his intentions are honourable
ReplyDeleteMiss MJ the Beast is always thinking of others . If privates were glow in the dark , poor IVD would spend less time groping around in the gloom of the docks and have more time to post.
ReplyDeleteKeys and emergency candles...
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Highly suspect, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteBEAST: We need to get IVD a dockside laptop.
EROS: Wait 'til Kapitano patents his new invention.
IVD wouldn't have time to play with a laptop. The wee Thai boy sat on IVD's lap top wouldn't allow it.
ReplyDeleteWe get our bottled water from a discount wholesaler in Chernobyl so my bits already glow in the dark.
ReplyDeleteIt gets a little weird taking a whiz out-of-doors when the fireflys are out...
meh..
just sort of tickles.
PUPPY&HIPPO: Is that what IVD meant when he told me he was ordering a Thai takeaway?
ReplyDeleteDONN: Your glow stick seems to be attracting all sorts.
*impressed that an Atlas Moth can balance on your bits*