The Official Infomaniac Sundial is working again!
Ha! Spring forward!
...and yet, his willie is still frozen.First to say first!
Popsicle penis!
Peenee Pops?!
Ice pellets???What a tasty cocktail they would make, perhaps LX should take out the spare pillow cases and collect some...
WALLY: Ice pellets in a cocktail?Brilliant idea, Wally!We can use the sundial’s gnomon to stir the cocktail.
Mistress needs to find a stump, disrobe, stand upon the stump, and let the spring air wash the winter stink from her body.
COOKIE: Mistress MJ has a mind to give you a good slap.Instead, I’ll ask YOU to stand on the stump whilst I hose you down.
Ah go ahead, give her your best shot...SMACK THE BITCH!!
HUGGY JON: Cookie would take away my Hair Hall of Fame managerial privileges.
I am sure the Mistress is pleased as punch that the statue of the "Old Man with Erection" survived, yet another, Canadian winter!
TOPHER: I kept him on ice in the Canadian Beer Fridge.
Thank God, I can finally go to the beach now that those pesky Canadian snowbirds have migrated home.
AYEM8Y: Or as we like to call Florida, Floribec.
Uh-oh! That doesn't sound good... I don't think I'm going to clic!
But there's a photo of Rémy Girard near the bottom of the page.
Canadian Extravaganza!
LX: That slap that I was saving for Cookie?It's yours now.
make it two!
Floribec looks lovely, just like Benidorm.
I'm just glad that the Los Tabarnacos are a dying specie.
MITZI: Benidorm? You just hit the nail sur la tête.Here’s a clip from the movie La Floride.HUGGY JON: You’ve just increased my vocabulary.
Benidorm? Sounds fab to me! Jx
A new series of Benidorm Hurrah! As she says in the postcode lottery advert "Sharon we're off to Benidorm!"
Yet another good reason to live...Season six of Benidorm!
His poor old thing looks frozen stiff...I thought you had to make Snow Angels laying on your back...
PRINNY: We Canucks are a versatile lot.
is that the bulb you plantedin 1942? kudos to you thatit finally came up.
NORMA: The year was 1945.Thank you, Holland.
Spring has sprung!
BLAZNG SCARLET: It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that schwing!
Is that one of those migratory birds in the picture?
JASON: He’s been plucked and is looking to get stuffed.
Did I say that spring has arrived?I take it back.Today's date: April 20th.It's SNOWING again.
Happy 4/20.
AYEM8Y: I'd completely forgotten about 4/20.But then, that would be the short term memory loss side effects, wouldn't it?
The Official Infomaniac Sundial is working again!
ReplyDeleteHa! Spring forward!
Delete...and yet, his willie is still frozen.
ReplyDeleteFirst to say first!
Popsicle penis!
DeletePeenee Pops?!
DeleteIce pellets???
ReplyDeleteWhat a tasty cocktail they would make, perhaps LX should take out the spare pillow cases and collect some...
WALLY: Ice pellets in a cocktail?
DeleteBrilliant idea, Wally!
We can use the sundial’s gnomon to stir the cocktail.
Mistress needs to find a stump, disrobe, stand upon the stump, and let the spring air wash the winter stink from her body.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Mistress MJ has a mind to give you a good slap.
DeleteInstead, I’ll ask YOU to stand on the stump whilst I hose you down.
Ah go ahead, give her your best shot...
DeleteSMACK THE BITCH!
!
HUGGY JON: Cookie would take away my Hair Hall of Fame managerial privileges.
DeleteI am sure the Mistress is pleased as punch that the statue of the "Old Man with Erection" survived, yet another, Canadian winter!
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: I kept him on ice in the Canadian Beer Fridge.
DeleteThank God, I can finally go to the beach now that those pesky Canadian snowbirds have migrated home.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: Or as we like to call Florida, Floribec.
DeleteUh-oh! That doesn't sound good... I don't think I'm going to clic!
DeleteBut there's a photo of Rémy Girard near the bottom of the page.
DeleteCanadian Extravaganza!
DeleteLX: That slap that I was saving for Cookie?
DeleteIt's yours now.
make it two!
DeleteFloribec looks lovely, just like Benidorm.
DeleteI'm just glad that the Los Tabarnacos are a dying specie.
DeleteMITZI: Benidorm? You just hit the nail sur la tête.
DeleteHere’s a clip from the movie La Floride.
HUGGY JON: You’ve just increased my vocabulary.
Benidorm? Sounds fab to me! Jx
DeleteA new series of Benidorm Hurrah! As she says in the postcode lottery advert "Sharon we're off to Benidorm!"
DeleteYet another good reason to live...Season six of Benidorm!
DeleteHis poor old thing looks frozen stiff...
ReplyDeleteI thought you had to make Snow Angels laying on your back...
PRINNY: We Canucks are a versatile lot.
Deleteis that the bulb you planted
ReplyDeletein 1942? kudos to you that
it finally came up.
NORMA: The year was 1945.
DeleteThank you, Holland.
Spring has sprung!
ReplyDeleteBLAZNG SCARLET: It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that schwing!
DeleteIs that one of those migratory birds in the picture?
ReplyDeleteJASON: He’s been plucked and is looking to get stuffed.
DeleteDid I say that spring has arrived?
ReplyDeleteI take it back.
Today's date: April 20th.
It's SNOWING again.
Happy 4/20.
DeleteAYEM8Y: I'd completely forgotten about 4/20.
DeleteBut then, that would be the short term memory loss side effects, wouldn't it?