Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Pejazzle Dazzle 'Em

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  1. ayeM8y1:02 PM, December 27, 2011

    Can you imagine the awful chaffing that must happen when the pejazzle meets the vajazzle?

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  2. Thombeau1:04 PM, December 27, 2011

    Deck the halls with mirror balls!

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  3. DeepBlue1:45 PM, December 27, 2011

    Disco rocks!

    Is that Travolta?

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  4. jason5:16 PM, December 27, 2011

    As Coco Chanel once said (I think) One should always take one thing off before leaving the house.

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  5. LẌ5:23 PM, December 27, 2011

    Disco Balls!

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  6. kabuki zero5:53 PM, December 27, 2011

    there are easier and less gaudy ways to remove that unwanted hair.

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  7. designing wally6:57 PM, December 27, 2011

    I love the nite-life; I got to boogie.....

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  8. mrpeenee7:26 PM, December 27, 2011

    I agree with Kabyki. The idea of removing glue-on mirror tiles makes mrpeenee's peenee whimper in sympathy.

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  9. Princess10:39 PM, December 27, 2011

    OOh Dare I say it... Yay! First!

    Is there any better way to thay it than with a chrythtal thong???

    And how convenient... I can always check my eyebrows while I'm attempting to avoid shredding my lips...

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  10. normadesmond12:06 AM, December 28, 2011

    were any of these in the liz taylor auction?

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  11. eroswings12:26 AM, December 28, 2011

    Must be hard, spit shining those jewels!

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  12. The Mistress3:38 AM, December 28, 2011

    AYEM8Y: Can you imagine the awful chaffing that must happen when the pejazzle meets the vajazzle?

    May I borrow that ointment you told me about?

    THOMBEAU: Deck the halls with mirror balls!

    Fa-la-la-la-la-la-lopian tubes.

    Oh wait…that’s for the vajazzler.

    DEEP BLUE JON: Disco rocks!
    Is that Travolta?

    Well it isn’t Margaret Trudeau at Studio 54!

    JASON: As Coco Chanel once said (I think) One should always take one thing off before leaving the house.

    I think it was Thom … removing a houseboy.

    LX: Disco Balls!

    Do you remember Princess’s disco ball from the Gorgeous Gams Competition?

    KABUKI: there are easier and less gaudy ways to remove that unwanted hair.

    Have you met Mr. Baldnutz?

    WALLY: I love the nite-life; I got to boogie.....

    You want some ac-shon.

    PEENEE: I agree with Kabyki. The idea of removing glue-on mirror tiles makes mrpeenee's peenee whimper in sympathy.

    Mistress MJ does not mind if your peenee starts whimpering but tell it to keep the singing to a minimum.

    PRINCESS: OOh Dare I say it... Yay! First!
    Is there any better way to thay it than with a chrythtal thong???
    And how convenient... I can always check my eyebrows while I'm attempting to avoid shredding my lips...

    Yay! You’re first!

    NORMADESMOND: were any of these in the liz taylor auction?

    That’s why it was called the “Crown Jewels of Hollywood” collection.

    EROS: Must be hard, spit shining those jewels!

    If it isn’t hard now, it soon will be!

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