The Mistress is looking for someone to take over the heavy lifting.
Who wants to host the 2020 Annual Garden Photos Event on your blog?
The Mistress first hosted the event back in 2011.
The 9th Annual Garden Photos Event was held in 2019.
We're coming up this year on the TENTH Annual Garden Photos Event and The Mistress is ready to hand the reins over to one of you capable Bitches for the forseeable future.
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
Toilet Paper
Before you hoard, check this handy toilet paper calculator to see how much toilet paper you really need.
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Sliders on the calculator alter the amount of toilet rolls you have, and the amount of times you go to the toilet everyday.
There are also advanced settings which alter wipes per trip, sheets per wipe, sheets on roll, and the length of your quarantine. So be sure to click on the "Advanced Options" feature.
The average user has 500% more toilet paper than they need for quarantine.
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
New Product
The Infomaniac House of Beauty and the Infomaniac Medical Clinic combine to bring you a product for our times, seen here modelled by Miss Scarlet...
Before we can market it to the masses, it needs a name. It also needs a promotional blurb; something that will convince the public to buy it.
Suggestions?
Before we can market it to the masses, it needs a name. It also needs a promotional blurb; something that will convince the public to buy it.
Suggestions?
Monday, March 23, 2020
Reasons to Celebrate
Eat me!
Help yourselves to the baked goods, Bitches.
It seems I'd forgotten that March 23rd is the 14th anniversary of this blog.
More importantly, I completely forgot that March 22nd was Mr. DeVice's birthday.
Let's stuff ourselves silly, in celebration.
Help yourselves to the baked goods, Bitches.
It seems I'd forgotten that March 23rd is the 14th anniversary of this blog.
More importantly, I completely forgot that March 22nd was Mr. DeVice's birthday.
Let's stuff ourselves silly, in celebration.
Labels:
anniversaries,
birthdays,
Inexplicable DeVice,
Infomaniac
Thursday, March 19, 2020
Sunday, March 15, 2020
Still Here, Continued
Apologies for my absence. I thought my computer problems were fixed but I was wrong.
Also, I have this which means I have a very low level of energy. This is an ongoing condition. I've had it for a long time but didn't mention it. However, it's nothing to worry about. I'll continue to blog from time to time.
Stay healthy out there, Bitches!
Also, I have this which means I have a very low level of energy. This is an ongoing condition. I've had it for a long time but didn't mention it. However, it's nothing to worry about. I'll continue to blog from time to time.
Stay healthy out there, Bitches!
Thursday, February 13, 2020
Thursday, January 09, 2020
Did I Win Yet?
I didn't. But congratulations to Miss Scarlet!
Check out all the answers to Mr. DeVice's quiz, here.
Check out all the answers to Mr. DeVice's quiz, here.
Friday, January 03, 2020
Of Coven Awards and Quizzes
Mr. DeVice presents the 2019 Coven Awards and a new feature: the Did I Win Yet? QUIZ in honour of our old friend, LX.
Click here.
There are 13 questions in the quiz involving topics as diverse as cake and a "load of seamen."
Deadline for the quiz: Wednesday, January 8th.
Click here.
There are 13 questions in the quiz involving topics as diverse as cake and a "load of seamen."
Deadline for the quiz: Wednesday, January 8th.
Tuesday, December 31, 2019
Monday, December 23, 2019
Merry Christmas, Bitches!
The Mistress could use a leg up, getting ready for the holidays...
My Christmas wish is that you'll forgive my many absences. I'll catch up with you in the New Year.
In the meantime, it's time to don your Mistletoe Belt Buckles...
Merry Christmas, Bitches!
My Christmas wish is that you'll forgive my many absences. I'll catch up with you in the New Year.
In the meantime, it's time to don your Mistletoe Belt Buckles...
Merry Christmas, Bitches!
Wednesday, November 06, 2019
Norma's Garden Photos
Our final entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT comes to us from Miss Normadesmond of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Take it away, Norma...
Morey lives across the street. He’s always looking for a hedge to clip...
Of course, he lives in another neighborhood...
I’d just mowed. Thankfully, my clippings are bagged...
Norma’s got many things that are green, but her thumb ain’t one of them.
My neighborhood has a community garden.
The gals love to take cuttings from one another...
Luba seems to have found a bulb that needs planting...
Our grapes have tender vines...
There’s no lack of fertilization...
Morey lives across the street. He’s always looking for a hedge to clip...
Our American Gothic!...
Of course, he lives in another neighborhood...
I’d just mowed. Thankfully, my clippings are bagged...
Thursday, October 31, 2019
AyeM8y's Garden Photos
Our next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is AyeM8y in Florida.
As usual, please click to enlarge.
As usual, please click to enlarge.
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| Not sure what these red flowers are, they volunteered. |
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| Red Chili Pepper |
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| The Very Dr. Seuss-looking Castor Bean plant |
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| My medieval-looking chandelier with Mason jar shades and a fleur-de-lis, hanging in my Scuppernong arbor. |
Saturday, October 26, 2019
Dinah's Garden Photos
The next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is from Dinahmow of Mackay, Queensland, Australia.
Click to embiggen the smaller images...
Click to embiggen the smaller images...
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| Alpinia zerumbet, commonly known as shell ginger |
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| Syzygium wilsonii,from now on, known as the Drag Queen, thanks to Jon. |
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Unopened bud of Syzygium wilsonii. They look like raspberries on steroids! |
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| Tecomanthe hillii (Fraser Island creeper) |
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| Brugmansia (Angel's trumpets) |
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| Costus comosus (Red Tower Ginger) |
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| Unnamed cactus |
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| Petrea volubilis, commonly known as purple wreath, queen's wreath, sandpaper vine, and nilmani |
Wednesday, October 23, 2019
Coming Soon - More Garden Photos
More of your garden photos coming soon, probably on the weekend. The Mistress has a few other things to take care of at the moment...
Sunday, October 20, 2019
Miss Scarlet's Garden Photo
The next entrant in the Ninth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is Miss Scarlet from Devon, England.
Apologies - all I
have is this very green picture of a corner of my garden. Obviously it
shows an electrical warning sign and some very overgrown bushes
interspersed with ferns, brambles, hawthorn, and some rather attractive
fencing.
I
started trying to get my garden under control but it has started raining again, so I missed the rather large window of
opportunity back in July... and this is the result.
Wednesday, October 16, 2019
Mr. DeVice's Garden Photos
Our next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIC GARDEN EVENT comes to us from Mr. DeVice in Norfolk, England.
p.s. Mr. Device's descriptions are underneath the photos.
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| The shady spot behind the garage brightened up with some ferns, hostas, and beautiful foxgloves (again, from mid-July). |
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| The view from the arbour in mid-August. That’s a small vegetable patch at the back next to the greenhouse. |
Saturday, October 12, 2019
Jeffery's Garden Photos
The next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is Jeffery from Philadelphia, USA.
Click on photos for maximum viewing pleasure.
NOTE: Jeffery can't respond to your comments because of some cock-up with Google/Blogger. Nonetheless, please feel free to leave a comment here for Jeffery.
Click on photos for maximum viewing pleasure.
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| Gloriosa lilies |
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| Orange clivia |
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| Peony tulips |
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| Marilyn tulips |
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| Planter in front |
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| Species crocus |
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| Species red tulips |
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| Yellow clivia |
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