Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Garden Photos Event Manager Needed

The Mistress is looking for someone to take over the heavy lifting.


Who wants to host the 2020 Annual Garden Photos Event on your blog? 

The Mistress first hosted the event back in 2011

The 9th Annual Garden Photos Event was held in 2019. 

We're coming up this year on the TENTH Annual Garden Photos Event and The Mistress is ready to hand the reins over to one of you capable Bitches for the forseeable future. 

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Toilet Paper

Before you hoard, check this handy toilet paper calculator to see how much toilet paper you really need.
[Photo via]
Sliders on the calculator alter the amount of toilet rolls you have, and the amount of times you go to the toilet everyday. 

There are also advanced settings which alter wipes per trip, sheets per wipe, sheets on roll, and the length of your quarantine. So be sure to click on the "Advanced Options" feature.

The average user has 500% more toilet paper than they need for quarantine.

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

New Product

The Infomaniac House of Beauty and the Infomaniac Medical Clinic combine to bring you a product for our times, seen here modelled by Miss Scarlet...


Before we can market it to the masses, it needs a name. It also needs a promotional blurb; something that will convince the public to buy it. 

Suggestions?

Monday, March 23, 2020

Reasons to Celebrate

Eat me!


Help yourselves to the baked goods, Bitches.

It seems I'd forgotten that March 23rd is the 14th anniversary of this blog.

More importantly, I completely forgot that March 22nd was Mr. DeVice's birthday. 

Let's stuff ourselves silly, in celebration.  

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Spring is Here!

In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson


Sunday, March 15, 2020

Still Here, Continued

Apologies for my absence. I thought my computer problems were fixed but I was wrong.
 
Also, I have this which means I have a very low level of energy. This is an ongoing condition. I've had it for a long time but didn't mention it. However, it's nothing to worry about. I'll continue to blog from time to time. 


Stay healthy out there, Bitches!

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Still Here

The Mistress is still here but trying to adjust to a new computer ...


Thursday, January 09, 2020

Did I Win Yet?

I didn't. But congratulations to Miss Scarlet!



Check out all the answers to Mr. DeVice's quiz, here

Friday, January 03, 2020

Of Coven Awards and Quizzes

Mr. DeVice presents the 2019 Coven Awards and a new feature: the Did I Win Yet? QUIZ in honour of our old friend, LX.


Click here 

There are 13 questions in the quiz involving topics as diverse as cake and a "load of seamen."

Deadline for the quiz: Wednesday, January 8th.

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Monday, December 23, 2019

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

The Mistress could use a leg up, getting ready for the holidays...


My Christmas wish is that you'll forgive my many absences. I'll catch up with you in the New Year.

In the meantime, it's time to don your Mistletoe Belt Buckles...


Merry Christmas, Bitches!

Wednesday, November 06, 2019

Norma's Garden Photos

Our final entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT comes to us from Miss Normadesmond of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Take it away, Norma...

Norma’s got many things that are green, but her thumb ain’t one of them.

My neighborhood has a community garden. 
The gals love to take cuttings from one another...

 Luba seems to have found a bulb that needs planting...

Our grapes have tender vines...

There’s no lack of fertilization...

Morey lives across the street. He’s always looking for a hedge to clip...

Our American Gothic!...

Of course, he lives in another neighborhood...

I’d just mowed. Thankfully, my clippings are bagged...

Thursday, October 31, 2019

AyeM8y's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is AyeM8y in Florida.
As usual, please click to enlarge.
Not sure what these red flowers are, they volunteered.
Red Chili Pepper
The Very Dr. Seuss-looking Castor Bean plant
A variegated Black Elephant Ear
My medieval-looking chandelier with Mason jar shades and a fleur-de-lis, hanging in my Scuppernong arbor.
Just some weed.
My Bleeding Heart.
Not sure what these are but the hummingbirds and butterflies love it. Pictured in the background is a tiny jar hummingbird feeder. I suddenly have many, many hummingbirds.
Note from the Mistress: I couldn't resist adding this photo of AyeM8y, mowing the lawn...

Saturday, October 26, 2019

Dinah's Garden Photos

The next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is from Dinahmow of Mackay, Queensland, Australia.

Click to embiggen the smaller images...
Alpinia zerumbet, commonly known as shell ginger

Syzygium wilsonii,from now on, known as the Drag Queen, thanks to Jon.

Unopened bud of Syzygium wilsonii. They look like raspberries on steroids!

Tecomanthe hillii (Fraser Island creeper)
Brugmansia (Angel's trumpets)
Costus comosus (Red Tower Ginger)
Unnamed cactus
Petrea volubilis, commonly known as purple wreath, queen's wreath, sandpaper vine, and nilmani

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Coming Soon - More Garden Photos

More of your garden photos coming soon, probably on the weekend. The Mistress has a few other things to take care of at the moment...

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Miss Scarlet's Garden Photo

The next entrant in the Ninth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is Miss Scarlet from Devon, England.
Click pic to enlarge
Apologies - all I have is this very green picture of a corner of my garden. Obviously it shows an electrical warning sign and some very overgrown bushes interspersed with ferns, brambles, hawthorn, and some rather attractive fencing.

I started trying to get my garden under control but it has started raining again, so I missed the rather large window of opportunity back in July... and this is the result.

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Mr. DeVice's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIC GARDEN EVENT comes to us from Mr. DeVice in Norfolk, England.
Seen here without his hoe
The Mistress insists that you click to enlarge these garden photos. 
p.s. Mr. Device's descriptions are underneath the photos.
These are the south-facing gardens of the new DeVice Mansion nearly five months after moving in.  It was just a swamp for the first month, then we had the paysho (because “pat-ee-oh” is vulgar) extended and the lawn laid a month later in March.  The next two or three weeks were spent digging bags and bags of manure into the now dry, stone-filled concrete-like clay “soil”.  The red greenhouse turned up in May which was also when various plants were put in, seeds were sown, and the three fruit trees in the lawn were planted.
 The paysho as seen from the DeVice Mansion’s south-east wing in mid-July.  And before a “Banned by Infomaniac” sticker is slapped to my forehead, the offending items are not mine – The Mother left them there and I didn’t notice when I took the photo! Note from The Mistress: Oh right, blame your mother.
The shady spot behind the garage brightened up with some ferns, hostas, and beautiful foxgloves (again, from mid-July).
The view from the arbour in mid-August.  That’s a small vegetable patch at the back next to the greenhouse.
My lovely Eucomis comosa “Sparkling Burgandy” (aka Pineapple lilies which, I think, have featured a few times in my Garden Photos Event photos?) on the paysho. Note from The Mistress: Go back to previous events and check it yourself, you lazy baggage.
When I’m sick to death of everything and everyone else and need to get away, I visit my little “garden” on the beach.  Beyond those pretty little flowers, amidst the marram grass, is my beach hideaway.
This is it. I constructed the little inukshuks which are usually still standing (mostly) whenever I return, which just goes to show that no one else ventures into my patch when I’m not there (and the sea rarely reaches this far in the summer).  Well, apart from birds and deer (their footprints are left in the sand).
This is the view – almost always free of human beings, fortunately.

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Jeffery's Garden Photos

The next entry in the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is Jeffery from Philadelphia, USA. 

Click on photos for maximum viewing pleasure.
Gloriosa lilies
Orange clivia
Peony tulips
Marilyn tulips
Planter in front
Species crocus
Species red tulips
Yellow clivia
NOTE: Jeffery can't respond to your comments because of some cock-up with Google/Blogger. Nonetheless, please feel free to leave a comment here for Jeffery.