Wash Your Sins Away Sunday

We have installed a portable baptistry at the Church of Infomaniac...


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For baptismal uses only.

Sears Discothèque

This weekend, if you can't get out to the discothèque, bring the discothèque to you!




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When dolls are tired, fold discothèque into colorful, carry-along radio.

Dolls (and poppers) not included.

Prancercise!

Get off your arses and PRANCERCISE, Bitches!



Caution: Video clip may contain CAMELTOE...

What Actually Goes on Between Homosexuals

Tell us what you think actually goes on between homosexuals.


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Or discuss any of the articles in this 1974 Cosmo magazine.

Scent-sational Homes

Mr. Peenee goes on here at some length about "stinky old man smell." As he also makes mention of "the wrinkledy specimens so unfortunately on view over at Infomaniac," we can assume he thinks this blog (your home away from home) is "ripe with Eau de Old Guy."

I will have you know that today, Mistress MJ's kitchen smells of ripening guavas and the rest of the house smells of lilacs.


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Don't look so surprised. We don't want to know what you thought Mistress MJ's house smelled like.

What does your home smell like, Bitches?

Testicle Tuesday in the Garden

A reminder that Infomaniac will be hosting the Third Annual Garden Photos Event in August.



Sometime this summer, Mistress MJ will be asking you to submit photo(s) of your garden.

If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

Remember to include a brief blurb with your photo(s).

Get growing, Bitches!

Cheese Room Respite

Mistress MJ will be spending the next couple of days relaxing in The Cheese Room...


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See you soon, Bitches.

BBQ Season

Won't you Bitches join Mistress MJ as she kicks off barbecue season with a weenie roast?

Fisting Friday

[via Zenfancy]

Trailer Park Fondue Party

Fondue party at the Infomaniac Trailer Park!


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BYOBS: Bring your own beer stein.

Wear plaid or tartan and win a bonus trip to the Plaid Room!

Posing Pouches

Which posing pouch is right for you?




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Choose from Basic, Bugle Bead, Fish-Net-T, Plume, Sequin or the unclassifiable #261.

She Works Hard for the Money

Prinny will tell you all about it.

Couple of the Month

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♫Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together♫

Fat Old Men With Their Willies Out

In response to Mr. DeVice's question yesterday in my comments box, "Have I visited the wrong blog? Where are the fat old men with their willies out?"

Fasten your seat belts, Bitches and come along for the ride...

















Cheers, Bitches.

Plumber's Crack

Mistress MJ is away for the day and has left the handymen in charge of the bathroom renovation...





Do you think they can be trusted to get the job done?

Filthy Friday - Bathroom Reno Edition

I'm going to have to rip out that sink now...


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Bathroom Reno

Mistress MJ is busy remodeling one of the bathrooms and having new fixtures installed...


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Princess of Oz

Not to be confused with The Lost Princess of Oz, our Princess is the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!



You've probably read all about Princess's win over at Mr. DeVice's place.

Did you know that this will be the FIRST TIME that The Shorts have journeyed to Australia? Or, as some refer to the great continent...Oz, Down Under or Aussieland.

Princess has posted about her victory here so pop 'round to visit her, won't you?

One can only imagine what Princess will do once she gets her hands on The Shorts!

NOTE: A big THANK YOU to Mr. DeVice in England for hosting the last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and doing a brilliant job of it.

UPDATE: When you're finished here and at Princess's Palais, visit Mr. DeVice to see a new magazine!

Winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

CLICK HERE to find out who won the coveted Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Hint: The Shorts will be going to Australia for the first time ever!

Birthday Blowout!

We are celebrating the birthdays of THREE Infomaniac Bitches...



Mitzi (Sunday, May 19)
kabuki zero (Monday, May 20)
Beast (Monday, May 20)

Happy birthday, ladies!!!

NOTE: If you're wondering why we're posting their birthday greetings in advance it's because the deadline for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition is on Sunday and Mistress MJ must be on alert to announce the winner.