Wenis Wednesday Meets WTF Wednesday

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Tinfoil Tuesday

Blog-visiting has been impossible so far this week as Mistress MJ has been hard at work making home improvements.

We hope you'll be comfortable in the new and improved Tinfoil Room...



The Tinfoil Room has received the ABBA Seal of Approval...

Weekend Blowout

Mistress MJ was enjoying a weekend away when she was summoned back to Infomaniac due to noise complaints.

One of you is blameless as your mouth was full but the rest of you Bitches will be disciplined...

Garden Photos DEADLINE!

TODAY (Saturday)IS THE DEADLINE to submit your garden photos!


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If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

And remember to include a brief blurb with your photo(s)!

You will NOT be reminded again!

A "Garden Photos" post, including all your garden photos, will appear later this month.

Mistress MJ wishes to thank those of you Bitches who've already submitted.

Filthy Friday - Miss Scarlet's Boudoir

Of course you're all familiar with our Miss Scarlet...



Well, here's a rare peek inside Miss Scarlet's boudoir!...


[thanks, Mitzi!]

Mr. Peenee Has Fallen and He Can't Get Up

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Going Up?

Mistress MJ has installed an elevator (or “lift” as it’s known in the U.K.) for your convenience.


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Which floor, please?

The Tinfoil Room

By now, you're all familiar with the Cheese Room, The Games Room, The Pink Room, The Plaid Room, The Polka Dot Room, The Red Room, The Waiting Room, and The Crafts Room.

And, of course, The Oubliette and The Moat.

Infomaniac now introduces The Tinfoil Room…





But why stop with ONE room?...




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Camp Classics

And we're not talking summer camp.



Last week I challenged Jon to come up with the Top Ten Campest Moments in Cinematic History.

And he came through with flying colours!

Get yourself over to Jon's place to view his "Top Ten of the most extravagantly camp moments in cinema".


NOTE: Testicle Tuesday in post below.

Testicle Tuesday

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Mangel-wurzel Monday

Mistress MJ is out of town for the day.

In her place, we offer you this mangel-wurzel…

Get Growing!

Remember last year when we posted photos of your gardens, plants and flowers?


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Well the deadline for sending in this year's photos is SATURDAY, AUGUST 18.

And remember to include a brief blurb with your photo(s)!

If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

What are you waiting for, Bitches?

Get growing!

Note: This annual garden photos post is NOT a contest but brownie points will be awarded to anyone who can tell us what’s wrong with the photo above.

Public Service Announcement #16

Save a choking victim.



Learn the Heimlich Maneuver.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Filthy Friday - Jon's Birthday Edition

Join Infomaniac Bitches as we hold a tit scrub for charity in honour of Jon's birthday…


[thanks, Mitzi!]

Remember to clean your creases!

Visit Jon at Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle and/or Dolores Delargo Towers - Museum of Camp.

The Secret Language of Ice Skates

You’ve probably seen them in your city…shoes hanging from telephone wires and power lines…



Mistress MJ understood it to mean that you could buy drugs in that area. However, various theories abound, as you can read here.

Mistress MJ was walking the streets of Montreal recently, minding her own business, when she spotted a pair of ice skates hanging above…



What could it mean?

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

 

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time again, Bitches!

Time to guess who this nipple belongs to …



We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think this nipple belongs to?

ANSWER: It’s Mistress Maddie’s nipple!

Arrêt! In the Name of Love

Mistress MJ has returned from her French-Canadian getaway.



Mistress MJ has this to say about the ridiculous rumours regarding her whereabouts….

“Arrêt! In the Name of Love!”

We must put a STOP to petty tittle-tattle such as the following:

Where is the bitch? How long can a stupid sex change take anyway?
- Mr. Peenee

I actually just spotted her on Ste-Catherine Street buying a pair of these…

- Huggy Jon

I saw her at the Olympics opening ceremony, wearing a peasant dress and hitching her skirts up at the choir boys.
- Mitzi

kabuki just received a ransom note. She is being held by The Chippendougs, a canadian male stripper cult.
- kabuki zero

MJ: Seen at the beach…

- Normadesmond

The photo above (excerpted from THIS perverse post) is not all that Norma's contributed to the rumour mill. THERE'S MORE! But do NOT under any circumstances, CLICK HERE to reveal the depths of Norma's depravity.

But enough of this idle chit-chat. What’s been going on with YOU Bitches in Mistress MJ’s absence?

Are you all in your places with bright shiny faces?

Details, please.


NOTE: Don’t even THINK that Mistress MJ has time to visit everyone right away. A Bitch needs to unwind, you know. Not to mention a chance to respond to the umpteen email messages you've sent. *places ad for P.A*

On Vacation / En Vacances

Mistress MJ is on holidays in La Belle Province, where, apparently, they have air conditioning!...



And gaiety!...


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Mistress MJ looks forward to soaking up the culture and atmosphere of Quebec…


[thanks, Huggy Jon!]

While I’m away, you Bitches can get cracking on submitting your gardening photos. And remember to include a brief blurb with your photos.Click here to see last year’s garden pics.



If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

A bientôt, Bitches!

See you soon!

Wenis Wednesday

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Honk If You Love Big Sausages

[thanks, Thom!]