Saturday, June 17, 2006

Football Totty: FRANCESCO TOTTI – SHIRTLESS


Hottie totty Totti

Alberto Gilardino Gives Good Head-er




Alberto Gilardino scores with a header for Team Italy in the 22nd minute.

World Cup. June 17, 2006. Italy 1 USA 1

Friday, June 16, 2006

Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots




Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots.


Pork faggots are meatballs containing pork liver and onions and served in sauce. Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots lists the following ingredients:

Water, Pork 11% (Pork Liver, Pork), Pork Rind, Rusk, Onion, Wheatflour, Lard, Salt, Modified Waxy Maize Starch, Tomato Purée, Flavourings, Colour (E150c), Sugar, Herbs, Spices

100 million faggots are eaten in the UK every year!

Football Totty: FREDDIE LJUNGBERG

Lippy thinks the Italian footballers are lovely in their undies but she’d prefer a photo of Team Sweden’s Freddie Ljungberg.

Although she didn’t say whether she’d prefer Freddie in his football kit or in his undies, I’ve found a rather fetching photo of him modeling his Calvin Kleins.


Italian Footballers Model Dolce & Gabbana Underwear





World Cup. Saturday, June 17, 2006. Team Italy vs Team USA.

Just a little something from D&G to get you in the mood.




(click to enlarge)


Via [Towelroad]

Celebrity Baby Dropping



Play the Britney Spears Baby Drop Game


OR


The Michael Jackson Baby Drop Game







And if celebrity babies are your thing, visit the Celebrity Baby Blog for all the gossip on the stars and their spawn.

Totty Week: EDDIE IZZARD




Phlegmfatale’s totty request is a sexy siren in high heels and lipstick… Eddie Izzard.

Eddie Izzard, born February 7, 1962, is a British stand-up comedian, actor and, as Izzard describes himself, “executive transvestite.”













Izzard explains Stonehenge to an American audience in this video clip…





One of the many things I love about Eddie Izzard are his heels and boots and I’m sure Phlegmfatale will agree when she sees The Shoes.



Previously on Infomaniac, I posted Izzard’s photo as an example of eyeliner for men.




While we’re on the topic of makeup for men, let’s have a look at Eddie Izzard’s fingernails.




Nice nail varnish, eh?






Nail polish for men. I’m all for it!



David Beckham’s nail varnish


I seem to have veered off topic.


EDDIE IZZARD! Sexy bugger!!!


Thursday, June 15, 2006

John Cleese to Retire from Performing


(Photo courtesy of John Cleese’s mistress, First Nations)


John Cleese is retiring from performing.

He’ll write a book about the history of comedy and hold classes on comedy for the younger generation.

Cleese made the decision because: "I could never do better than Fawlty Towers, whatever I do."

And Cleese’s doctors have banned him from doing the Silly Walk.

"I can't do it because I've had a hip replacement - probably because I did so much of it.”


Peter Crouch Robot Dance

World Cup June 15: England 2 Trinidad & Tobago 0

Celebrate with Peter Crouch’s Robot Dance!

Ginch Gonch’s Wedgie Contest



The finalists have been chosen in the Ginch Gonch Wedgie Contest.

London Underground Song




The London Underground Song video clip.
Warning: Contains naughty words.

Written by Amateur Transplants in criticism of London’s Tube.


Via [pcjm]

Totty Week: WILL MELLOR

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

A Guide to Fried Dough Around the World




“What can be agreed upon is that almost every culture has its own version of fried dough, be it savory or sweet, with or without a hole.”

From andagi in Okanawa to zeppole in Italy, a guide to fried dough around the world.

Vagina Lady



Vagina Lady is San Francisco’s leading vagina artist.

British Bedroom Habits


Yeah baby!


Randy Brits’ bedroom habits are revealed in the Durex Report 2006.

Some findings from the new survey:

The North West has the most sexually fulfilled women.

The North East is most likely to cheat.

Yorkshire has more sex per year than other areas.

The Midlands is a hotbed of bondage and blindfolds.

East Anglia is least likely to have unsafe sex.

South West has most sex on the beach.


London has most members of the mile-high club.

South has the lowest number of unplanned pregnancies.

More details on this survey in The Sun.


Totty Week: NIGEL HARMAN




Our Chelly is next up for a totty request and I’m thrilled to report that she’s chosen Nigel Harman. Excellent taste in totty, Chelly. Excellent taste.

Nigel Harman is an English actor, born August 11, 1973, and best known for his role as Dennis Rickman on the British soap EastEnders.












EastEnders characters Sharon Watts (Letitia Dean) & Dennis Rickman (Nigel Harman)



Want more Nigel Harman? Chelly has a fan blog devoted to Nigel’s character Dennis Rickman.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Reruns Back on TV!



After 15 years, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse is back on the air!

"I'd say this was a dream come true, but I never dared to dream the Playhouse would join Adult Swim's amazing lineup of cool shows!" Paul Reubens said. "Well, maybe I did dream of it a couple of times. OK, it's a dream come true!"

Further coverage of this breaking Pee-Wee Herman news is on Jacquie’s blog Artifacts.

Sebastian Kehl’s Wardrobe Malfunction




Previously, in a comment on Infomaniac, Phlegmfatale said, "Fuck the world cup - time to show the contents of the cups we're really interested in."

Right then. How about this video clip of German footballer Sebastian Kehl going commando? Giving new meaning to the term “flip flop.”

Update: Ginny just informed me that the video is no longer available. Sorry about that folks!






Via [Bent]

Totty Week: Boy Bands

This one’s for Kapitano who has a hankering for boy bands.

Kapitano mentioned “those five guys from Ireland” so Keith Duffy immediately springs to mind as a nice piece of Oirish stuff.



Keith Duffy (former Boyzone member)


Watch a video clip of Boyzone’s 1993 TV debut on the Irish Late Late Show. Their dance routine is not to be missed.


But what about all those other boy bands? Westlife, McFly, The Backstreet Boys. Too many to mention really so I’ve settled on a few who should really set Kapitano's pulse to racing.









Italy 2 Ghana 0


Andrea Pirlo


Italy defeat Ghana 2-0 at the World Cup on June 12th.