Mistress MJ is fed up with you lot looking frumpy and unkempt.
Watch this brief video clip and take note!
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"You WILL be prettier, you WILL be more popular!" Dammit!
This important message is brought to you by the Infomaniac House of Beauty.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Happy Birthday, CyberPete!
Bitches, did you know that our little Danish friend CyberPete loves lifeguards?
(click)
With that in mind, Infomaniac presents a special birthday pressie to CyberPete …
Wind me up…I’ll swim 25 feet!
Enjoy your junior lifeguard “swimming doll” with rust-resistant motor!
Note: IVD’s birthday story to you is a much better gift but at least you can be thankful I didn’t bake you a cake.
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With that in mind, Infomaniac presents a special birthday pressie to CyberPete …
Wind me up…I’ll swim 25 feet!
Enjoy your junior lifeguard “swimming doll” with rust-resistant motor!
Note: IVD’s birthday story to you is a much better gift but at least you can be thankful I didn’t bake you a cake.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Losing My Mind
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Hot Tub Homo
We’ve anxiously awaited the return of Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) from his holidays in Yorkshire.
We’d hoped for some photos of the scenic hills and dales and sure enough, IVD delivered.
But we weren’t expecting to see this! …
(click to get up close and personal)
Why are there so many bubbles? Has he eaten a dodgy curry?
What does that sign on the wall say?
Is that duct tape holding the plumbing together?
Is he nekkid?
Can you catch herpes from a hot tub?
And lastly, where’s my postcard?
We’d hoped for some photos of the scenic hills and dales and sure enough, IVD delivered.
But we weren’t expecting to see this! …
(click to get up close and personal)
Why are there so many bubbles? Has he eaten a dodgy curry?
What does that sign on the wall say?
Is that duct tape holding the plumbing together?
Is he nekkid?
Can you catch herpes from a hot tub?
And lastly, where’s my postcard?
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Birthday Cake!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
MANFLU Epidemic
It’s MANFLU season again.
(click to enlarge to experience the horror that is MANFLU)
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Just when you thought it was safe to mingle amongst the unwashed masses, both CyberPete and Mr. Peenee have been struck down with dreadful cases of MANFLU.
Mr. Peenee whinges on (and on) about it here.
Please offer up your Novenas and prayers to our ailing friends.
What precautions are you taking to guard against the dreaded MANFLU?
(click to enlarge to experience the horror that is MANFLU)
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Just when you thought it was safe to mingle amongst the unwashed masses, both CyberPete and Mr. Peenee have been struck down with dreadful cases of MANFLU.
Mr. Peenee whinges on (and on) about it here.
Please offer up your Novenas and prayers to our ailing friends.
What precautions are you taking to guard against the dreaded MANFLU?
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Titty Tuesday
Monday, September 21, 2009
Last Day of Summer
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Cha-Cha-Cha
We’re at home listening to our Cha Cha records today …
What are you doing, bitches?
Later that evening …
And remember…nice girls don’t wear cha cha heels.
What are you doing, bitches?
Later that evening …
And remember…nice girls don’t wear cha cha heels.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Talk Like a Pirate Day Boycott
We here at Infomaniac are boycotting International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
So don’t even THINK about talking like a pirate.
Click on the images …
Thanks to Ginro for all the images.
So don’t even THINK about talking like a pirate.
Click on the images …
Thanks to Ginro for all the images.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Institute of Oral Love
Many of you are students at the school of hard knockers known as Mistress MJ’s School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches.
But are you aware of the school’s annex? …
[photo via]
Welcome to The Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love!
We tried to keep it a secret until opening day. But that little saucepot TJB over at Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist posted about it here earlier.
Space is limited and as TJB says …
“It’s not too late to enroll. Mistress MJ will be happy to greet you at the Emissions... Admissions Office.”
But are you aware of the school’s annex? …
[photo via]
Welcome to The Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love!
We tried to keep it a secret until opening day. But that little saucepot TJB over at Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist posted about it here earlier.
Space is limited and as TJB says …
“It’s not too late to enroll. Mistress MJ will be happy to greet you at the Emissions... Admissions Office.”
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Public Service Announcement #2
Monday, September 14, 2009
Crisco Party
Mistress MJ is away again today and must find something to keep you amused.
Last week we went to considerable time and expense to bring you an entertaining release party.
However, it’s painfully obvious through what expired on that occasion, that all you lot need for a good time is a steady stream of booze and a tub of Crisco.
And so, as Mistress MJ walks out the door, we make the following declaration…
It’s Crisco Day on Infomaniac!
Enjoy yourselves, you filthy bitches.
And there had better not be a mess to clean up when we get back.
Last week we went to considerable time and expense to bring you an entertaining release party.
However, it’s painfully obvious through what expired on that occasion, that all you lot need for a good time is a steady stream of booze and a tub of Crisco.
And so, as Mistress MJ walks out the door, we make the following declaration…
It’s Crisco Day on Infomaniac!
Enjoy yourselves, you filthy bitches.
And there had better not be a mess to clean up when we get back.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Let's Eat Out!
Saturday, September 12, 2009
The Painful Sounds
Hot on the heels of their sister group, The Joyful Sounds, it’s The Painful Sounds! …
(left to right) Ginro, Roses, Miss Scarlet)
[cover art by Ginro]
Welcome to The Painful Sounds release party!
Ginro sent me the demo of their debut album “Guide Me, MJ” and we know you’ll find it danceable.
Mistress MJ is away for the day so turn the volume up to eleven and fight for your right to party!
We have no idea what time the band members (Ginro, Roses or Miss Scarlet) will show up … or even IF they will show up. Roses, in particular, is prone to drinking binges and we can’t guarantee her attendance.
If you manage to find them in the crowd, be sure to get their autographs.
And if you have questions about The Painful Sounds, feel free to ask them.
Success hasn’t spoiled The Painful Sounds yet so they’re approachable.
You might even score with one of them, if you’re lucky.
Have fun, bitches!
Everybody dance now!
(left to right) Ginro, Roses, Miss Scarlet)
[cover art by Ginro]
Welcome to The Painful Sounds release party!
Ginro sent me the demo of their debut album “Guide Me, MJ” and we know you’ll find it danceable.
Mistress MJ is away for the day so turn the volume up to eleven and fight for your right to party!
We have no idea what time the band members (Ginro, Roses or Miss Scarlet) will show up … or even IF they will show up. Roses, in particular, is prone to drinking binges and we can’t guarantee her attendance.
If you manage to find them in the crowd, be sure to get their autographs.
And if you have questions about The Painful Sounds, feel free to ask them.
Success hasn’t spoiled The Painful Sounds yet so they’re approachable.
You might even score with one of them, if you’re lucky.
Have fun, bitches!
Everybody dance now!
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Intermission
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Back to School
Monday, September 07, 2009
Happy Birthday, Thombeau!
It all began innocently enough.
We were shopping online for houseboys when we discovered a bejeweled oasis of divine decadence; a galaxy of glamour; a kaleidoscope of camp and kitsch.
We had piloted our starship onto Planet Fabulon.
And we would never look back.
Cocktail in hand, houseboys at our beck and call, we flounced through the funhouse of fabulosity that is Fabulon.
Soon we would encounter the other inhabitants of this stunning celestial body: known to all as FABULONIANS.
You probably recognize a few of these Fabulonians for they include TJB (Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist); Ayem8y (Mean Dirty Pirate); Mr. Peenee; Jason; Muscato; Damien; Mr. Peacock; Kevin; La Diva Cucina; Arthur Ignatowski and so many more!
The Fabulon Board of Directors
Naturally, you have questions.
What will you find when you visit Fabulon?
Thombeau speaks …
There's an open bar, an assortment of exotic fruit, dancing girls, house boys, bitter queens, aging seamstresses, snake charmers, Europeans, role models, dowagers, faeries, recovering goths, porn stars, starving artists, courtesans, survivors, pastry chefs, supermodels, ladies-in-waiting, native New Yorkers, sweet transvestites, sailors, club kids, high-priced hookers, bohemians, dandies, milliners, secret agents, sisters of Sappho, vampires, auteurs, voyeurs, poseurs, couturiers, friends of Dorothy, characters, hair hoppers, pharisees, contortionists, personal assistants, nuns, nymphomaniacs, disco dollies, jet setters, freedom fighters, cabaret singers, men of letters, gender benders, pundits, rainmakers, creatures of the night, exiled royalty, autodidacts, fetishists, cunning linguists, vaudevillians, lovers and other strangers, cads, choreographers, social butterflies, bodhisattvas, rough trade, show people, steppenwolves, living legends, new romantics, movers and shakers, stevedores, oenophiles, magicians, eunuchs, gorgons, twins, fishwives, starlets, harlots, non-conformists, coloraturas, ambassadors, hop heads, literati, swingers, imaginary friends, astronauts, vixens, bikers, leftists, gold diggers, gigolos, mesmerists, jockeys, ballerinas, braggarts, steampunks, hypocrites, hermaphrodites, dilettantes, millionaires, billionaires, zillionaires, and more wigs than you can shake a stick at. So start shaking your stick and join in the fun!
Basically, just another day on Fabulon!
“But what will I wear when I visit Fabulon?" you ask.
Thombeau speaks …
On Fabulon, there are no trends. If something was in fashion once, it is in fashion still. On Earth, or "the backward planet", they are subject to the whims of Time and Space. Thus, styles seem to come and go. Silly mortals! Fabulosity is eternal. THAT is the secret of Life! To that end, we have done our best to increase awareness of such accoutrements as the mantilla, the ruff, the cigarette holder...but there is so much more! The monocle, the lorgnette, spats, peplums, even the lowly merkin deserve not just to be remembered but to be displayed in the most ostentatious manner imaginable. Be it a dickey, an ear horn, a mood ring, a fez or a snood, nothing is too obscure. Wear them with pride, we say!
And so …
On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and the Infomaniac Orchestra) we thank you Thombeau for your gifts of glitz and glamour.
Happy Birthday, Thombeau!
You’re faboo!
Visit FABULON: Life on a Fabulous Planet!
Sunday, September 06, 2009
Public Service Announcement #1
Have your Secret Lady Place examined regularly …
[photo via]
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Saturday, September 05, 2009
No Smoking
Smoking is forbidden chez Infomaniac.
Mistress MJ is away for the day and when she returns, she had better not find any fag butts* lying around …
See you on Sunday, bitches.
*Non-Brits click here for clarification of fag butts.
Mistress MJ is away for the day and when she returns, she had better not find any fag butts* lying around …
See you on Sunday, bitches.
*Non-Brits click here for clarification of fag butts.
Friday, September 04, 2009
Filthy Friday – Laundry Edition
It’s laundry day chez Infomaniac.
Using this handy laundry guide to common care symbols, help us determine how to treat the dirty houseboy in the photo, above.
If there’s no symbol to adequately describe what you have in mind, suggest something else!
Or just tell us all about your laundry routine.
Do you have any tales to tell from the laundry room?
Using this handy laundry guide to common care symbols, help us determine how to treat the dirty houseboy in the photo, above.
If there’s no symbol to adequately describe what you have in mind, suggest something else!
Or just tell us all about your laundry routine.
Do you have any tales to tell from the laundry room?
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Guests Dropping In
So many of you have misbehaved and ended up in the oubliette that it’s hard to keep track of who’s down there.
Why just a few minutes ago, we lifted the trapdoor and discovered that unexpected guests had “dropped in” …
[photo via TJB of Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist]
If you know who they are or what they’re doing here, please notify us at once.
And should we let them stay?
P.S.: Whatever you do, do NOT click on this post from that saucy TJB.
Mistress MJ in her P.J.'s indeed!
Why just a few minutes ago, we lifted the trapdoor and discovered that unexpected guests had “dropped in” …
[photo via TJB of Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist]
If you know who they are or what they’re doing here, please notify us at once.
And should we let them stay?
P.S.: Whatever you do, do NOT click on this post from that saucy TJB.
Mistress MJ in her P.J.'s indeed!
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Meanwhile, Down in the Oubliette
Oubliette: (noun) A dungeon with a trapdoor in the ceiling as its only means of entrance or exit.
As many of you know, Mistress MJ has an oubliette underneath the Plaid Room.
Ginro, unbeknownst to us, used our credit card to do a bit of sprucing up and DIY in the oubliette. He is the one who spends the most time locked up down there, after all. But is a cocktail bar really necessary? We don’t want you all to get too comfortable.
Anyway, our question to you is this …
Is there anything else you’d like to add to the oubliette?
Or shall we keep it minimalist?
Note: The trapdoor has been painted over as it was discovered that one could look up through it from below and see Mistress MJ’s Secret Lady Place.
As many of you know, Mistress MJ has an oubliette underneath the Plaid Room.
Ginro, unbeknownst to us, used our credit card to do a bit of sprucing up and DIY in the oubliette. He is the one who spends the most time locked up down there, after all. But is a cocktail bar really necessary? We don’t want you all to get too comfortable.
Anyway, our question to you is this …
Is there anything else you’d like to add to the oubliette?
Or shall we keep it minimalist?
Note: The trapdoor has been painted over as it was discovered that one could look up through it from below and see Mistress MJ’s Secret Lady Place.