Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Back to School



You have enrolled in The Mistress’s School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches.

It is a great privilege to serve The Mistress but you must submit to proper training.



Oh dear. We seem to have misplaced the curriculum.

Which courses did you select?

30 comments:

  1. (I always do what Mistress MJ says. But only when she says it in her sleep.)

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  2. I am very forgetful so I'll be needing a list.

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  3. Good lord... I'm third? Where are XL and Boxer???

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  4. I will be smoking behind the bike sheds

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  5. But who will you be smoking behind the bikesheds?

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  6. i'm still sniffing paint fumes, sugar! xoxox

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  7. Wood Shop
    Physical Education
    Milk Break
    Drivers Education
    Lunch
    Health
    Library Assistant
    Nap Time
    Study Hall
    Detention


    Oh Hai Pete, Ponita, Savannah!

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  8. I'm with XL on detention--I'm going to be sent there when I fail organic chemistry.

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  9. Oh hai XL!

    I'll be doing the cooking and sewing classes.

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  10. There wasn't room to hide anything in their drawers.

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  11. If Wil and myself send you pictures of our asses, would you spank us like that ? Please ?

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  12. Sorry I'm late! And my first day too. Clearly I need to brush up on my time management.

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  13. Same courses I took last year at G. Dubya Boosh Emlementry

    7:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.
    Bible Stories, Gun Repair, Animal Husbandry & World Domination
    2:30-3:30
    Hisstree
    Franche
    Eekynawmix
    Fhizz-ed
    Geeawgruffy
    Maffomaticks
    Inglush & Spallleeng

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  14. I did Advanced Oral Skills. Got 69 in the test.

    Apart from that:
    * Home Mismanagement
    * English Glamour
    * Orgasmic Chemistry
    * Inhumane Biology
    * Busyness and Irkanomics

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  15. Advanced bitching for waiters
    Gossiping for waiters
    Math for guests (I take this class)
    Health and saftey (there have been a few hand washing issues recently)

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  16. Well I plan to repeat the course, “Stripping the Seven Veils” in 6 easy lessons taught by Mrs. Fatima but this time in 3 easy lessons and the class is at 7:30 A.M. and Mrs. Fatima is grouchy before her coffee and a little jiggly too.

    Followed by, “How to brown nose and properly lick ass” I’m so bad at this one, invariably I always look up and I’ve been licking the wrong ass.

    Arranging classes around All My Children at noon...

    “Dominatrix 101 with special emphasis on torturous Felatio”

    “Whips and Chains while wearing a school girl skirt and stilettos”

    “Pros and Cons of Penis Pumping Parties”

    “Industrial Silicone Injectables for the Dedicated Tranny”

    and to round things out, “Ins and Outs of Various Sexual Elixirs, and Knock out Pills”

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  17. Which courses did you select?

    1. Health and Nutrition

    --So I can learn how to match the right pill to the right cocktail.

    2. Business Management

    --So I can learn how to bitch slap a peon when they're all up in my business or I need to increase productivity.

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  18. 1. Advanced Bitchery
    2. How to Brown Nose and Properly Lick Ass (I'm sitting in the desk behind Mean Dirty there)
    3. Home Economics
    4. Non Euclidean Geometry
    5. Lunch
    6. Life drawing
    7. Nap Time
    8. Buggery for Beginners.

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  19. Put me down for the cryptobiology and eldritch physics classes.

    Oh, and if the boys are forced to do physical education, I'll volunteer to be the ball handler and I'll even wash their poles and javelins afterwards!

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  20. If anyone is wondering where MJ is she has been giving me private tuition.

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  21. BITCHES: Pardon the absence but Mistress MJ was under the influence of Ayem8y’s knock out pills.

    *orders detentions all ‘round to the lot of you, pretends not to be disgusted by IVD’s ball handling and pole-washing, and sends Ginro back to the oubliette.

    *releases Heff from detention room IF he sends a photo of his arse*

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  22. I shall be making myself available behind the bike sheds.

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  23. Is the frog prince jumping in our out of the cootchie?

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  24. JILL: Is the frog prince jumping in our out of the cootchie?

    One of the many "tadpoles" in her cootchie area has grown into a frog.

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