Advanced bitching for waiters Gossiping for waiters Math for guests (I take this class) Health and saftey (there have been a few hand washing issues recently)
Well I plan to repeat the course, “Stripping the Seven Veils” in 6 easy lessons taught by Mrs. Fatima but this time in 3 easy lessons and the class is at 7:30 A.M. and Mrs. Fatima is grouchy before her coffee and a little jiggly too.
Followed by, “How to brown nose and properly lick ass” I’m so bad at this one, invariably I always look up and I’ve been licking the wrong ass.
Arranging classes around All My Children at noon...
“Dominatrix 101 with special emphasis on torturous Felatio”
“Whips and Chains while wearing a school girl skirt and stilettos”
“Pros and Cons of Penis Pumping Parties”
“Industrial Silicone Injectables for the Dedicated Tranny”
and to round things out, “Ins and Outs of Various Sexual Elixirs, and Knock out Pills”
1. Advanced Bitchery 2. How to Brown Nose and Properly Lick Ass (I'm sitting in the desk behind Mean Dirty there) 3. Home Economics 4. Non Euclidean Geometry 5. Lunch 6. Life drawing 7. Nap Time 8. Buggery for Beginners.
BITCHES: Pardon the absence but Mistress MJ was under the influence of Ayem8y’s knock out pills.
*orders detentions all ‘round to the lot of you, pretends not to be disgusted by IVD’s ball handling and pole-washing, and sends Ginro back to the oubliette.
*releases Heff from detention room IF he sends a photo of his arse*
Fay! Yurst!
ReplyDelete(I always do what Mistress MJ says. But only when she says it in her sleep.)
ReplyDeleteSecond!
ReplyDeleteI am very forgetful so I'll be needing a list.
ReplyDeleteGood lord... I'm third? Where are XL and Boxer???
ReplyDeleteI need to peruse the class list...
ReplyDeleteI will be smoking behind the bike sheds
ReplyDeleteBut who will you be smoking behind the bikesheds?
ReplyDeleteUm...organic chemistry?
ReplyDeletei'm still sniffing paint fumes, sugar! xoxox
ReplyDeleteWood Shop
ReplyDeletePhysical Education
Milk Break
Drivers Education
Lunch
Health
Library Assistant
Nap Time
Study Hall
Detention
Oh Hai Pete, Ponita, Savannah!
I'm with XL on detention--I'm going to be sent there when I fail organic chemistry.
ReplyDeleteOh hai XL!
ReplyDeleteI'll be doing the cooking and sewing classes.
There wasn't room to hide anything in their drawers.
ReplyDeleteIf Wil and myself send you pictures of our asses, would you spank us like that ? Please ?
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm late! And my first day too. Clearly I need to brush up on my time management.
ReplyDeleteSame courses I took last year at G. Dubya Boosh Emlementry
ReplyDelete7:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.
Bible Stories, Gun Repair, Animal Husbandry & World Domination
2:30-3:30
Hisstree
Franche
Eekynawmix
Fhizz-ed
Geeawgruffy
Maffomaticks
Inglush & Spallleeng
I did Advanced Oral Skills. Got 69 in the test.
ReplyDeleteApart from that:
* Home Mismanagement
* English Glamour
* Orgasmic Chemistry
* Inhumane Biology
* Busyness and Irkanomics
Advanced bitching for waiters
ReplyDeleteGossiping for waiters
Math for guests (I take this class)
Health and saftey (there have been a few hand washing issues recently)
Well I plan to repeat the course, “Stripping the Seven Veils” in 6 easy lessons taught by Mrs. Fatima but this time in 3 easy lessons and the class is at 7:30 A.M. and Mrs. Fatima is grouchy before her coffee and a little jiggly too.
ReplyDeleteFollowed by, “How to brown nose and properly lick ass” I’m so bad at this one, invariably I always look up and I’ve been licking the wrong ass.
Arranging classes around All My Children at noon...
“Dominatrix 101 with special emphasis on torturous Felatio”
“Whips and Chains while wearing a school girl skirt and stilettos”
“Pros and Cons of Penis Pumping Parties”
“Industrial Silicone Injectables for the Dedicated Tranny”
and to round things out, “Ins and Outs of Various Sexual Elixirs, and Knock out Pills”
Which courses did you select?
ReplyDelete1. Health and Nutrition
--So I can learn how to match the right pill to the right cocktail.
2. Business Management
--So I can learn how to bitch slap a peon when they're all up in my business or I need to increase productivity.
1. Advanced Bitchery
ReplyDelete2. How to Brown Nose and Properly Lick Ass (I'm sitting in the desk behind Mean Dirty there)
3. Home Economics
4. Non Euclidean Geometry
5. Lunch
6. Life drawing
7. Nap Time
8. Buggery for Beginners.
Put me down for the cryptobiology and eldritch physics classes.
ReplyDeleteOh, and if the boys are forced to do physical education, I'll volunteer to be the ball handler and I'll even wash their poles and javelins afterwards!
If anyone is wondering where MJ is she has been giving me private tuition.
ReplyDeleteWine Tasting 101
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Pardon the absence but Mistress MJ was under the influence of Ayem8y’s knock out pills.
ReplyDelete*orders detentions all ‘round to the lot of you, pretends not to be disgusted by IVD’s ball handling and pole-washing, and sends Ginro back to the oubliette.
*releases Heff from detention room IF he sends a photo of his arse*
I shall be making myself available behind the bike sheds.
ReplyDeleteMitzi, you slut.
ReplyDeleteIs the frog prince jumping in our out of the cootchie?
ReplyDeleteJILL: Is the frog prince jumping in our out of the cootchie?
ReplyDeleteOne of the many "tadpoles" in her cootchie area has grown into a frog.