(left to right) Ginro, Roses, Miss Scarlet)
[cover art by Ginro]
Welcome to The Painful Sounds release party!
Ginro sent me the demo of their debut album “Guide Me, MJ” and we know you’ll find it danceable.
Mistress MJ is away for the day so turn the volume up to eleven and fight for your right to party!
We have no idea what time the band members (Ginro, Roses or Miss Scarlet) will show up … or even IF they will show up. Roses, in particular, is prone to drinking binges and we can’t guarantee her attendance.
If you manage to find them in the crowd, be sure to get their autographs.
And if you have questions about The Painful Sounds, feel free to ask them.
Success hasn’t spoiled The Painful Sounds yet so they’re approachable.
You might even score with one of them, if you’re lucky.
Have fun, bitches!
Everybody dance now!
I think Piggy and Tazzy and I should have our own group - The Whingeing Old Arseholes Trio :):)
ReplyDelete^ "Hey, first!"?
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ReplyDeleteSorry Kap - Youre Number Two today mate :)
ReplyDeleteI'll be your Number 2 anytime.
ReplyDelete(I've actually got no idea what that means, but it sounds a bit dirty. Like everything here on Blog MJ.)
Being my number 2 involves a dog collar, a muzzle, black plastic and a whole lot of crisco.
ReplyDelete"The Painful Sounds" indeed.
ReplyDeleteSo how tight do you like the muzzle on your face?
Kapitano - I think you missed the point of being Number 2 - the muzzle would be on you mate - Number 2 serves Number 1 :)
ReplyDeleteOh - ok this is one of those private parties
ReplyDelete*sets the camera rolling and tiptoes out while they are getting the bondage gear on*
ooh nice gimp mask
ReplyDeleteI'm a little uptight so I'm not into the whole crisco thing.
ReplyDeleteI'll be having fun today turning back time to one of the very few filthy Fridays I found to be more than just a little interesting.
My apologies to the band
@Damien:
ReplyDeleteSo I get to wear the muzzle and dogcollar...while fucking you up the arse with the crisco. On the black plastic.
Yes, that sounds good to me. I could get into this kinky thing!
* slips on crisco and slithers out *
ReplyDelete*pokes head round door*
ReplyDeleteWhere's the red wine, the olives and my boy-toy?
*Damien sits in the corner smiling knowingly at Kap's insolence whilst greasing up Big Ben"
ReplyDeleteI especially like their rendition of Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life.
ReplyDelete*Kapitano snickers quietly to himself, preparing Damien's big surprise*
ReplyDelete*Fills the bazooka with olive oil, and gets ready to take aim*
@ Kapitano: Olive oil is a healthy alternative to lard.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Pete!
**hands vodka to XL**
ReplyDelete*grabs the bottle as it's passed around*
ReplyDeleteI have a fine reputation to maintain.
I hope you don't mind, but I'm not going to indulge in 'The Twist' just yet.
Ya know, in these girl groups, there's always a Bimbo, a Drunk, and a Ho. So who's who?
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm late. I've been fighting off the hordes of autograph hunters.
ReplyDeleteErm...Eros, I think I'll be the drunk...or the bimbo. As a 98 year old virgin it's impossible for me to be the Ho.
I see Damien and Kapitano have gone quiet. With a bit of luck they've found a room.
ReplyDeleteEros, I think I'm supposed to be the Drunk, but I'm up for some 'ho' action.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my foot massage?!
This diva needs pampering. Now!
OK then Roses, you can be the drunk, I'll be the bimbo and Scarlet will have to be the ho. Seeing as she hasn't been here today we get first choice.
ReplyDeleteUnless that is, you want to be the ho, lol?
ReplyDelete*hands out olives and lemon twists*
ReplyDeletewasn't sure what y'all drank with your vodka. Me? just rocks.
what do I smell?
*Puts Big Ben down and starts running around Ginro in circles*
ReplyDeleteBut I wanna be the Ho! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME !!!!!!!!
Sorry Damien but your not part of our gang. You'll have to make your own pop group and be the ho in that one.
ReplyDeleteOh hai XL and Miss Boxer!
ReplyDeleteThe smell must be the crisco.
*shudders and goes back to yesterday*
*munches an olive, sidestepping Damien and Ginro without spilling her drink*
ReplyDeleteThanks Ms Boxer!
ReplyDeleteI'm not allowed to drink alcohol as I'm allergic to it. Every time I drink a bottle or two of whisky/gin/rum/brandy I keep being sick.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Roses! Ginro - I had the same problem, so I just stayed with the vodka.
ReplyDeleteHai Cyberpete!
I'm pretty sure that this is going to be a Screamo-Death Metal-Western band so I'm stickin' with peyote & tequila.
ReplyDeleteWhat time do they come on anyway?..I'll be trashed by 10!
This is totally awesome.
BITCHES: Damien and Kapitano have gone and turned this place into a back alley bondage bar!
ReplyDeleteThe rest of you reek of booze.
*steps over slithery Crisco-encrusted body of IVD and huffs out to prepare Sunday’s post*
Filthy bitches.
All of you.
I think my eardrums just burst.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: I think my eardrums just burst.
ReplyDeleteI warned you not to turn it up to eleven.
Oops... better late than never...
ReplyDelete*tiptoes out, closing the door quietly*
Sxx
I saw you Miss Scarlet, lol!
ReplyDeleteI don't look good in the brown wig, do I?!
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You think you look bad, lol? Nothing could make you do that.
ReplyDelete*sigh* You are a sweetheart, Mr Ginro.
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Lets make sweet music!
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...sorry, I just thought of that.