I don't even know how to talk like a pirate, let alone desire to talk like one. Actually, I don't even like pirates. How about talk like a MIME day? THAT, I could like.
BOXER: I don't even know how to talk like a pirate, let alone desire to talk like one. Actually, I don't even like pirates. How about talk like a MIME day? THAT, I could like.
He’s too busy working the truck stops of Florida’s Gulf Coast to have time for anyone else.
IVD: Arrrrrr- I mean: Heavens! Doesn't that man in the white T-shirt in the front row of the New York Times photo look like he's pooing himself? * wanders off looking for a plank to walk *
He does look a bit constipated, now that you mention it.
Cyberpete ~ I'd love a glass. How did you know? But as it's Pirate Day, shouldn't that be rum? I have here a lovely Guyanan Gold Rum called El Dorado, aged for 25 years. How do you like it? Straight up, or with some added ingredients?
Go on MJ have some. You know you want to. Anyone else?
arrr proud beauties be that broadside barnacle-covered Skull & Scuppers me mate, ol Rumpot, wants to swill a pint or two of grog An stop callin' each other them rude names I tell eee! I told ee afor this now!
I thought this blog was all about pirates--What with all the booty, the alcohol, and the ruffians that visit and the suspected illegal activities that go on here at times.
More ships pass in the night here than the Panama Canal! There are more seamen here than in the entire US Fleet!
You'll have to excuse me Mago, as they recently put my medication up (why do you all think I disappeared for several days?) and I cannot make head nor tail of what you're on about, lol.
mrpeenee, I am sorry sire but you are incorrect.
Quote from a pirate site:
"Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!"
I disagree with you Ginro. I think you are muddling 'Arrr', 'Arrrgghh' and 'Ahhhhh'. And they all mean completely different things. The pirate site is misinformed. Sx
And could you please keep that bloomin' parrot of yours under control Miss Scarlet. I was trying to do some important research when it flew in the window...
***stomps in with wooden leg akimbo , cutlass clenched in perfect white teeth , eyepatch and inflated rubber glove on shoulder in place of parrot*** Avast there me hearties Shiver me timbers and belike do y'see ***Swings off on rigging***
MAGO: We sent him to Linköping then ... http://www.student.se/uteliv/krog_303.html Jump my Orlyonok!
To Linköping with him!
GINRO: arrr proud beauties be that broadside barnacle-covered Skull & Scuppers me mate, ol Rumpot, wants to swill a pint or two of grog An stop callin' each other them rude names I tell eee! I told ee afor this now! Hey look what I found - http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Welsh
Haliwr.
MR.PEENEE: I am with you in this, Mistress, but I still need to point out it's not "Arrrrrrr," it's ArrrrrrGH." Get it right or don't get it, that's what I say.
See Ginro’s response to you, further down.
My own take on it is that “ArrrrrrGH” is the sound Mr. Peenee makes when he is marble-gargling.
MAGO: Using this site, Ginro, be sure to have a good caspean assessment http://www.valcartier.drdc-rddc.gc.ca/sciences/caspean-eng.asp
What Ginro said.
EROS: I thought this blog was all about pirates--What with all the booty, the alcohol, and the ruffians that visit and the suspected illegal activities that go on here at times. More ships pass in the night here than the Panama Canal! There are more seamen here than in the entire US Fleet!
This blog is always awash in seamen.
SCARLET: That damn parrot seems to be getting everywhere.
Miss Scarlet, may I remind you that The Colonies are 9 months behind the UK in Corrie episodes?
Carla and Tony have only just wed!
And now you’re saying there’s a parrot?
I’ve only just grown accustomed to seeing the Labrador retriever of the recently-deceased Liam.
GINRO: You'll have to excuse me Mago, as they recently put my medication up (why do you all think I disappeared for several days?) and I cannot make head nor tail of what you're on about, lol.
mrpeenee, I am sorry sire but you are incorrect. Quote from a pirate site: "Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!"
When dealing with Mago, it is best just to nod in agreement saying “Ja, das ist gut.”
I’ve no idea what he’s on about either but he’s quite delightful and gives a good foot massage so I let him ramble on and on.
As for Mr. Peenee, he has come down with a case of the MANFLU and must be excused for the error of his ways.
SCARLET: I disagree with you Ginro. I think you are muddling 'Arrr', 'Arrrgghh' and 'Ahhhhh'. And they all mean completely different things. The pirate site is misinformed.
I am not listening to you since you gave away the Corrie plot line.
GINRO: Arrrrr. Arrr? Arrr arrr ar arr arrrrrrrrr.
Eh?
SCARLET: Precisely!
Oi.
GINRO: And could you please keep that bloomin' parrot of yours under control Miss Scarlet. I was trying to do some important research when it flew in the window... http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5682/parroty.jpg
You’re in your cups. Or HER cups.
SCARLET: Apologies. Charlie likes big baps.
Bread rolls? I thought parrots liked crackers!
SAVANNAH: fuckit, i'm drinkin beer! xoxoxo
At this point, no one here will care WHAT you do.
BEAST: ***stomps in with wooden leg akimbo , cutlass clenched in perfect white teeth , eyepatch and inflated rubber glove on shoulder in place of parrot*** Avast there me hearties Shiver me timbers and belike do y'see ***Swings off on rigging***
Please remove your underpants from the chandelier.
I don't even know how to talk like a pirate, let alone desire to talk like one. Actually, I don't even like pirates. How about talk like a MIME day? THAT, I could like.
ReplyDeletehow do you say FIRST in Pirate?
ReplyDeleteArrrrr! Prepare to be boarded! Arrrr!
ReplyDeleteBut no no. It weren't oi that did 'em nooospapers, no no. Them be the real deal, arrrrlolarrr.
Arrrrrrrr - fuck off.
ReplyDeleteMethinks ye gots talk lika a pirate day mixed up with swear like a sailor day
ReplyDeleteSomething equally annoying, this is.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Boxer!
Oh hai Miss Boxer and XL.
ReplyDeleteThere's only one pirate for me but he isn't interested.
Arrrrrr- I mean: Heavens! Doesn't that man in the white T-shirt in the front row of the New York Times photo look like he's pooing himself?
ReplyDelete* wanders off looking for a plank to walk *
Keef Richards is a pirate.
ReplyDeleteIt's true.
Oh Hai Boxer, Cyberpete and XL.
ReplyDeleteOr should that be 'Oh Arrrr'?
My parrot is very upset, he was looking forward to today.
ReplyDeleteSx
My parrot is very upset, he was looking forward to today.
ReplyDeleteSx
See.
ReplyDeleteSx
This year's isn't a patch on last year's.
ReplyDeletePieces of cake! Pieces of cake!
ReplyDeletePirate talk?
ReplyDeleteThere are no pirates in the Caspian.
Why? Is Caspian getting fussy in his old age?
ReplyDeleteMiserable cunt.
ReplyDeleteHey Roses, fancy a glass of red wine?
ReplyDelete*raises his glass*
I can't be arsed to talk like a pirate. Is it okay if I just chop one of my legs off instead?
ReplyDeleteBOXER: I don't even know how to talk like a pirate, let alone desire to talk like one. Actually, I don't even like pirates. How about talk like a MIME day? THAT, I could like.
ReplyDelete(Response to your comment is being mimed).
BOXER: how do you say FIRST in Pirate?
Consult the Pirate Speak Translator.
GINRO: Arrrrr! Prepare to be boarded! Arrrr!
But no no. It weren't oi that did 'em nooospapers, no no. Them be the real deal, arrrrlolarrr.
Of course they’re the real deal but ‘twas you who delivered the news.
You must be tired what with all the extra inserts in the Saturday papers.
NWTRUNNER: See comment from Ginro.
XL: Something equally annoying, this is.
We shall boycott “Talk Like Yoda Day” as well.
But for those who are interested, “Yay I’m first” translates into “Yay, first, am I. Yes, hmmm.” in Yoda-Speak.
CYBERPOOF: There's only one pirate for me but he isn't interested.
We assume you speak of Mean Dirty Pirate?
He’s too busy working the truck stops of Florida’s Gulf Coast to have time for anyone else.
IVD: Arrrrrr- I mean: Heavens! Doesn't that man in the white T-shirt in the front row of the New York Times photo look like he's pooing himself?
* wanders off looking for a plank to walk *
He does look a bit constipated, now that you mention it.
Maybe it’s just a bad case of gas.
*prepares Febreze can*
*installs moat with plank*
GARFY: Keef Richards is a pirate.
It's true.
Don’t toy with me where Keef is concerned.
ROSES: Oh Hai Boxer, Cyberpete and XL.
Or should that be 'Oh Arrrr'?
As I mentioned to Boxer, consult the Pirate Speak Translator.
SCARLET: My parrot is very upset, he was looking forward to today.
My parrot is very upset, he was looking forward to today.
See.
Hasn’t your parrot had enough excitement for one week?
GEOFF: This year's isn't a patch on last year's.
Har.
Oh damn…my guffaw sounds like a pirate.
KAPI: Pieces of cake! Pieces of cake!
Did someone mention cake?
MAGO: Pirate talk?
There are no pirates in the Caspian.
Answer Roses’ question.
ROSES: Why? Is Caspian getting fussy in his old age?
*waits for response from Mago*
PIGGY: Miserable cunt.
At least I’ve posted something new!
CYBERPOOF: Hey Roses, fancy a glass of red wine?
*raises his glass*
Roses never says no.
BETTY: I can't be arsed to talk like a pirate. Is it okay if I just chop one of my legs off instead?
I intend to be legless by the end of the day so please join me.
Cyberpete ~ I'd love a glass. How did you know? But as it's Pirate Day, shouldn't that be rum? I have here a lovely Guyanan Gold Rum called El Dorado, aged for 25 years. How do you like it? Straight up, or with some added ingredients?
ReplyDeleteGo on MJ have some. You know you want to. Anyone else?
Aye! Let's drop anchor in Poo Bay Jim lad.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai XL, Roses, Cyberpete I'm back with some Pirate-y drinkees.
ReplyDeleteOk, it's just vodka, but I put them in dirty glasses.
weeeeeeeeeeeee
How about creating some exotic cocktail with it Roses.
ReplyDeleteSomething with Malibu rum and pineapple?
Sure will do, who's got the Angostura Bitters?
ReplyDeleteGinro?
ROSES, BOXER AND CYBERPOOF:
ReplyDeleteHere’s a recipe for grog.
Put THAT in yer flagon.
MITZI: Aye! Let's drop anchor in Poo Bay Jim lad.
Been there. Got the t-shirt..
There's no Malibu in that!
ReplyDeleteThe gay thing and the pussy rum is a bit of an oxymoron isn't it?
CyberPete enough of the Malibu already.
ReplyDeleteMt Gay Eclipse is a good Barbadian rum. It is definitely worth drinking.
Yummy.
Fuzzy?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ecplaza.net/tradeleads/seller/4105782/caviar_beluga_osetra.html
Toast please. And some of that Barbarian Rum.
BITCHES: Mago appears to have some sort of Caspian sea obsession as of late.
ReplyDelete(See the link he left AND his latest post AND every comment he's left on every blog)
Please indulge him as you’re concocting your cocktails.
Thank you MJ.
ReplyDeleteYour colours?
http://www.dandelionjewelry.com/necklaces/caspean-amethyst-necklace.html
Well ok then. The rum will have to do then.
ReplyDeleteMeet me in Firenze, Pete ...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.prontoimprese.it/toscana/firenze/firenze/self-service-e-fast-food|1812185.html
MAGO: Thank you for the lovely necklace (jewellery pleases Mistress MJ).
ReplyDeleteAnd that plane ticket to Firenze?
You'll be taking Mistress MJ, not CyberPoof.
They'd throw him off the plane for drunkenness.
We sent him to Linköping then ...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.student.se/uteliv/krog_303.html
Jump my Orlyonok!
arrr proud beauties be that broadside barnacle-covered Skull & Scuppers me mate, ol Rumpot, wants to swill a pint or two of grog
ReplyDeleteAn stop callin' each other them rude names I tell eee! I told ee afor this now!
Hey look what I found - http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Welsh
ReplyDeleteI am with you in this, Mistress, but I still need to point out it's not "Arrrrrrr," it's ArrrrrrGH." Get it right or don't get it, that's what I say.
ReplyDeleteUsing this site, Ginro, be sure to have a good caspean assessment ...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.valcartier.drdc-rddc.gc.ca/sciences/caspean-eng.asp
I thought this blog was all about pirates--What with all the booty, the alcohol, and the ruffians that visit and the suspected illegal activities that go on here at times.
ReplyDeleteMore ships pass in the night here than the Panama Canal! There are more seamen here than in the entire US Fleet!
That damn parrot seems to be getting everywhere.
ReplyDeleteSx
You'll have to excuse me Mago, as they recently put my medication up (why do you all think I disappeared for several days?) and I cannot make head nor tail of what you're on about, lol.
ReplyDeletemrpeenee, I am sorry sire but you are incorrect.
Quote from a pirate site:
"Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!"
I disagree with you Ginro. I think you are muddling 'Arrr', 'Arrrgghh' and 'Ahhhhh'. And they all mean completely different things. The pirate site is misinformed.
ReplyDeleteSx
Arrrrr.
ReplyDeleteArrr? Arrr arrr ar arr arrrrrrrrr.
Precisely!
ReplyDeleteSx
And could you please keep that bloomin' parrot of yours under control Miss Scarlet. I was trying to do some important research when it flew in the window...
ReplyDeletehttp://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5682/parroty.jpg
Apologies. Charlie likes big baps.
ReplyDeleteSx
fuckit, i'm drinkin beer! xoxoxo
ReplyDelete***stomps in with wooden leg akimbo , cutlass clenched in perfect white teeth , eyepatch and inflated rubber glove on shoulder in place of parrot***
ReplyDeleteAvast there me hearties
Shiver me timbers and belike do y'see
***Swings off on rigging***
MAGO: We sent him to Linköping then ...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.student.se/uteliv/krog_303.html
Jump my Orlyonok!
To Linköping with him!
GINRO: arrr proud beauties be that broadside barnacle-covered Skull & Scuppers me mate, ol Rumpot, wants to swill a pint or two of grog
An stop callin' each other them rude names I tell eee! I told ee afor this now!
Hey look what I found - http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Welsh
Haliwr.
MR.PEENEE: I am with you in this, Mistress, but I still need to point out it's not "Arrrrrrr," it's ArrrrrrGH." Get it right or don't get it, that's what I say.
See Ginro’s response to you, further down.
My own take on it is that “ArrrrrrGH” is the sound Mr. Peenee makes when he is marble-gargling.
MAGO: Using this site, Ginro, be sure to have a good caspean assessment http://www.valcartier.drdc-rddc.gc.ca/sciences/caspean-eng.asp
What Ginro said.
EROS: I thought this blog was all about pirates--What with all the booty, the alcohol, and the ruffians that visit and the suspected illegal activities that go on here at times.
More ships pass in the night here than the Panama Canal! There are more seamen here than in the entire US Fleet!
This blog is always awash in seamen.
SCARLET: That damn parrot seems to be getting everywhere.
Miss Scarlet, may I remind you that The Colonies are 9 months behind the UK in Corrie episodes?
Carla and Tony have only just wed!
And now you’re saying there’s a parrot?
I’ve only just grown accustomed to seeing the Labrador retriever of the recently-deceased Liam.
GINRO: You'll have to excuse me Mago, as they recently put my medication up (why do you all think I disappeared for several days?) and I cannot make head nor tail of what you're on about, lol.
mrpeenee, I am sorry sire but you are incorrect.
Quote from a pirate site:
"Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!"
When dealing with Mago, it is best just to nod in agreement saying “Ja, das ist gut.”
I’ve no idea what he’s on about either but he’s quite delightful and gives a good foot massage so I let him ramble on and on.
As for Mr. Peenee, he has come down with a case of the MANFLU and must be excused for the error of his ways.
SCARLET: I disagree with you Ginro. I think you are muddling 'Arrr', 'Arrrgghh' and 'Ahhhhh'. And they all mean completely different things. The pirate site is misinformed.
I am not listening to you since you gave away the Corrie plot line.
GINRO: Arrrrr.
Arrr? Arrr arrr ar arr arrrrrrrrr.
Eh?
SCARLET: Precisely!
Oi.
GINRO: And could you please keep that bloomin' parrot of yours under control Miss Scarlet. I was trying to do some important research when it flew in the window...
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5682/parroty.jpg
You’re in your cups. Or HER cups.
SCARLET: Apologies. Charlie likes big baps.
Bread rolls? I thought parrots liked crackers!
SAVANNAH: fuckit, i'm drinkin beer! xoxoxo
At this point, no one here will care WHAT you do.
BEAST: ***stomps in with wooden leg akimbo , cutlass clenched in perfect white teeth , eyepatch and inflated rubber glove on shoulder in place of parrot***
Avast there me hearties
Shiver me timbers and belike do y'see
***Swings off on rigging***
Please remove your underpants from the chandelier.
Anws blewog
ReplyDeleteGINRO: Walk the plank.
ReplyDeleteHairy nipples
ReplyDelete