I concur with the wrong foot conspiracy thingamabob.. what gives?
Maybe the lad is dead! He has been "staged" by Dr Lecter just before he eats him with some fava beans and a nice chianti? That would explain the wrong boot and clamp on his wenis.. which is evidently beginning to surrender to Newtonian Laws.
Who can pay attention to the fag butt when then one is too busy trying to figure out which is worse, the floral sofa or the grandmother knit throw on the sofa? Who decorated? I find it hard to believe that there's a fag in this space!
1st!
ReplyDeleteMistress, I'm taking a sick day.
ReplyDeleteDamn it Mr XL!!!
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No worries, I leave my dog end lying around.
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...well that made sense...
ReplyDeleteI NEVER leave my dog ends lying around.
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I know exactly what a fag butt is. I used to be one.
ReplyDeleteAnd I would again for that houseboy.
Dog ends? I live with four dogs, which makes eight ends. Enough for anyone.
ReplyDeleteOh hai XL and Miss Boxer!
ReplyDeleteAt least he's sensible enough not to sit directly on that hideous sofa.
His hair is all kinds of wrong.
His mum will kill him when she finds out he's been smoking in the house.
ReplyDeleteHe's a bit cocky for my taste.
ReplyDeletewhy does he have his boot on the wrong foot? xoxo
ReplyDeleteBut can we be smoking hot? Because I know I am.
ReplyDelete@sav--hah! you're right. What gives? wrong shoe fetish?
BITCHES: Mistress MJ’s carriage awaits and she must take leave for the day.
ReplyDeleteSee to it that XL’s pillows are fluffed.
Kapi, there are more houseboys where he came from so place your order today.
Chat amongst yourselves and we’ll see you on Sunday.
Oh, and could someone take care of the wonky footwear situation?
Oh Hai XL and Cyberpete! XL, are you feeling ok? It's not like you to request a day off.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be rude, but those boots are quite last year.
just sayin'......
I concur with the wrong foot conspiracy thingamabob..
ReplyDeletewhat gives?
Maybe the lad is dead!
He has been "staged" by Dr Lecter just before he eats him with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
That would explain the wrong boot and clamp on his wenis..
which is evidently beginning to surrender to Newtonian Laws.
Is that the houseboy with two left feet? Must make buying footwear a real bitch.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai XL!
I cannot believe you are allowing one of your house boys to put his boots on the sofa...wonky and all! I mean, really!
ReplyDeleteWho can pay attention to the fag butt when then one is too busy trying to figure out which is worse, the floral sofa or the grandmother knit throw on the sofa? Who decorated? I find it hard to believe that there's a fag in this space!
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