It's always a good idea to perform monthly breasts self exams!
Miss MJ seems to have two pillows already
"My cup runneth over."[carefully positions two freshly-fluffed pillows for Mistress MJ]
I'd be exhausted if I had to plump THOSE pillows everyday.Hai XL, Eroswings and Beast!
Oh no! She's fallen and she can't get up!Now, if she rocks herself side to side like a turtle, she may be able to roll over and get back up.Hello, Boxer, XL, Beast!
Oh hai XL and Miss Boxer!She looks like she's deflating. Bless her!Now let's get started in those bucks fizz'es
It's clear this woman was involved in a car accident and has been fused to her airbags.Dear G-d someone help her get them off !
I bet you never see her standing up.
Oh hai Boxer, XL, Kaz, Damien, Eroswings, Beast.Is she about to play a tune on those?Cyberpete, I thought I was supposed to be the lush?
I wonder what book she's been reading? Was it THIS?Sx
KAZ, have you tried looking here... http://theinfomaniac.blogspot.com/2009/08/treehugger-tuesday.html? (Please note support from substantial crutch)I never forget a face...
I like the way they've given her specs - just to prove she can read.
Butcher's meat grap number five.
Ummmm boobies!
powdered sugar pleez!
Hmmm, pillows indeed.[Carefully places two freshly fluffed testicles over Mistress MJ's eyes]
If the girl in that picture needs ANYTHING AT ALL, Heff will be at her beck and call....
Colonel ChestHams should be along any minute now. Wil Harrison.com
BITCHES How do you expect Mistress MJ to get any rest with all your chattering?Wait a minute...whose idea of a spa treatment were these teabags over my eyes?
Can't we both be lushes Roses?I am despressed and getter over the flu (no, not pig flu) so I need something in my life. Besides work that is.
Thank goodness you've woken up MJ. Maintaining that half-squat position gets quite uncomfortable after a while.
Cyberpete, you keep making these rum toddies and honey, you can be anything you like.
Thanks darling!Tonight I'm having hot chocolate with Baileys and whipped cream. Mmmmmmm
BITCHES: Could you all please keep it down?
No MJ.Fancy a drink?
[Keeps MJ awake with loud banging][Stops banging and starts hitting things with a stick instead]
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i just looked again...if she had worn a slightly different pair of glasses, she might resemble a particular genius that lives in wasila, alaska.
How can you people make fun of that pÖÖr Swëdish gäl ? Öbviously she has been ïnjurëd in an accident yerdee yerdee yerdee.Her Vülvo must have been impacted at a tremendous rate of speed! Fortünately her äirbägs deployed and prȫbably saved her! That's why she is stḯll holding on to them for dear life...I knÖw ḯ wÖuld!
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillowEverybody needs a bosom
i'll make it worth your while
Mitzi had it right, bit of Cornershop.Isn't that Nigella Lawson deftly kneading a pair of bagels?Where's the cream cheese? We expect more of this blog.
My great grandmother used to refer to tits as, ‘dinners’ like for feedin’ the baby his dinner. I would say this young gal has two mighty fine dinners...
Dinners? I'm going to start using that.Looks like she's got a buffet to me.
It looks like a midget fell face first into her chest and all that's left is his ass crack.
BITCHES: *shoves all of you face first into her bagel buffet**notes that Peenee is quite amusing for someone who is supposedly ill*
I wonder what the book is she was reading before finding something more necessary to do?
NWTRUNNER: I wonder what the book is she was reading before finding something more necessary to do? Click on the link Miss Scarlet left for us.
Looks like Sarah Palin...
JILL: Looks like Sarah Palin...Please don’t ever speak of her again.
Mistress, is S*rah P*lin C*ake acceptable?
Promise...I'll change to Tina Fey
XL: Mistress, is S*rah P*lin C*ake acceptable?Eeeeekkk!By the way, there will be cake on Thursday.JILL: Promise...I'll change to Tina FeyThank you for appeasing Mistress MJ.
It's always a good idea to perform monthly breasts self exams!
ReplyDeleteMiss MJ seems to have two pillows already
ReplyDelete"My cup runneth over."
ReplyDelete[carefully positions two freshly-fluffed pillows for Mistress MJ]
I'd be exhausted if I had to plump THOSE pillows everyday.
ReplyDeleteHai XL, Eroswings and Beast!
Oh no! She's fallen and she can't get up!
ReplyDeleteNow, if she rocks herself side to side like a turtle, she may be able to roll over and get back up.
Hello, Boxer, XL, Beast!
Oh hai XL and Miss Boxer!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she's deflating. Bless her!
Now let's get started in those bucks fizz'es
It's clear this woman was involved in a car accident and has been fused to her airbags.
ReplyDeleteDear G-d someone help her get them off !
I bet you never see her standing up.
ReplyDeleteOh hai Boxer, XL, Kaz, Damien, Eroswings, Beast.
ReplyDeleteIs she about to play a tune on those?
Cyberpete, I thought I was supposed to be the lush?
I wonder what book she's been reading? Was it THIS?
ReplyDeleteSx
KAZ, have you tried looking here... http://theinfomaniac.blogspot.com/2009/08/treehugger-tuesday.html? (Please note support from substantial crutch)
ReplyDeleteI never forget a face...
I like the way they've given her specs - just to prove she can read.
ReplyDeleteButcher's meat grap number five.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm boobies!
ReplyDeletepowdered sugar pleez!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, pillows indeed.
ReplyDelete[Carefully places two freshly fluffed testicles over Mistress MJ's eyes]
If the girl in that picture needs ANYTHING AT ALL, Heff will be at her beck and call....
ReplyDeleteColonel ChestHams should be along any minute now.
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
BITCHES How do you expect Mistress MJ to get any rest with all your chattering?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute...whose idea of a spa treatment were these teabags over my eyes?
Can't we both be lushes Roses?
ReplyDeleteI am despressed and getter over the flu (no, not pig flu) so I need something in my life. Besides work that is.
Thank goodness you've woken up MJ. Maintaining that half-squat position gets quite uncomfortable after a while.
ReplyDeleteCyberpete, you keep making these rum toddies and honey, you can be anything you like.
ReplyDeleteThanks darling!
ReplyDeleteTonight I'm having hot chocolate with Baileys and whipped cream. Mmmmmmm
BITCHES: Could you all please keep it down?
ReplyDeleteNo MJ.
ReplyDeleteFancy a drink?
[Keeps MJ awake with loud banging]
ReplyDelete[Stops banging and starts hitting things with a stick instead]
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ReplyDeletei just looked again...if she had worn a slightly different pair of glasses, she might resemble a particular genius that lives in wasila, alaska.
ReplyDeleteHow can you people make fun of that pÖÖr Swëdish gäl ?
ReplyDeleteÖbviously she has been ïnjurëd in an accident yerdee yerdee yerdee.
Her Vülvo must have been impacted at a tremendous rate of speed!
Fortünately her äirbägs deployed and prȫbably saved her!
That's why she is stḯll holding on to them for dear life...
I knÖw ḯ wÖuld!
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
ReplyDeleteEverybody needs a bosom
i'll make it worth your while
ReplyDeleteMitzi had it right, bit of Cornershop.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that Nigella Lawson deftly kneading a pair of bagels?
Where's the cream cheese? We expect more of this blog.
My great grandmother used to refer to tits as, ‘dinners’ like for feedin’ the baby his dinner.
ReplyDeleteI would say this young gal has two mighty fine dinners...
Dinners? I'm going to start using that.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she's got a buffet to me.
It looks like a midget fell face first into her chest and all that's left is his ass crack.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: *shoves all of you face first into her bagel buffet*
ReplyDelete*notes that Peenee is quite amusing for someone who is supposedly ill*
I wonder what the book is she was reading before finding something more necessary to do?
ReplyDeleteNWTRUNNER: I wonder what the book is she was reading before finding something more necessary to do?
ReplyDeleteClick on the link Miss Scarlet left for us.
Looks like Sarah Palin...
ReplyDeleteJILL: Looks like Sarah Palin...
ReplyDeletePlease don’t ever speak of her again.
Mistress, is S*rah P*lin C*ake acceptable?
ReplyDeletePromise...I'll change to Tina Fey
ReplyDeleteXL: Mistress, is S*rah P*lin C*ake acceptable?
ReplyDeleteEeeeekkk!
By the way, there will be cake on Thursday.
JILL: Promise...I'll change to Tina Fey
Thank you for appeasing Mistress MJ.