Oh Hai, XL!!! Yeah, I bet you're bored... the only other person here is Damien... where's Boxer and Roses and Savannah? They must all be out partying the night away. Kinda lonely with just the two of you.
Of course, it might be entertaining to watch Damien be Carmen Miranda for a while. Until he falls off those cha cha heels and hurts himself, that is.
Myself, I just got home from work. No cha cha heels for me... no heels period - my feet hurt too much!
MJ, can I borrow a houseboy for a foot massage??? Pretty please?
Well, in between preparing for our imminent holiday to Yorkshire (as if it isn't poofy enough), I shall be attempting to trip over the Cusp again as I have a few odds & ends to sort out before 'Petra's birthday! I sharn't be going in cha cha heels though as it's painful enough falling over the Cusp Interface without falling from a height, too.
XL: The highlight of my day was successfully not talking like a pirate. Oh, and playing with my kitties this morning. Oh, and being bored beyond belief tonight.
Now that Damien’s here with his floor act, who could be bored?
DAMIEN: *puts on cha cha heels, bowl of fruit on head and florida sun dress - runs around the room channeling Carmen Miranda* Gimme gimme cha cha heels... boom chicky boom chicky boom!
PONITA: Oh Hai, XL!!! Yeah, I bet you're bored... the only other person here is Damien... where's Boxer and Roses and Savannah? They must all be out partying the night away. Kinda lonely with just the two of you. Of course, it might be entertaining to watch Damien be Carmen Miranda for a while. Until he falls off those cha cha heels and hurts himself, that is. Myself, I just got home from work. No cha cha heels for me... no heels period - my feet hurt too much! MJ, can I borrow a houseboy for a foot massage??? Pretty please? *holds out bottle of Jameson's*
Croc wearers are not allowed foot massages.
VOICES: we cut some trees down then a buddy of mine made dinner for eight of us at my house...
CYBERPOOF: Just FYI that's not what Christmas at my parents house was like. There is nothing wrong with a bit of cha cha cha though. Where are the nibbles? I'm starving after these rum concotions of yesterday.
We assumed, naturally, that Divine playing the role of YOU.
IVD: Well, in between preparing for our imminent holiday to Yorkshire (as if it isn't poofy enough), I shall be attempting to trip over the Cusp again as I have a few odds & ends to sort out before 'Petra's birthday! I sharn't be going in cha cha heels though as it's painful enough falling over the Cusp Interface without falling from a height, too.
*gasps as we realize we’ve forgotten that CyberPoof has a birthday coming up*
Wait…you’re going to Yorkshire? Will you be introducing SP to Yorkshire’s biggest poofs Tazzy and Piggy?
Will you go to Penistone?
WIL: Huh, these two covers are a foot fetish dream, not that I have one of course.
But a friend of yours has one, right?
BETTY: To paraphrase Missy Elliot, I'm going to shave my cha cha. Anyway, as you were ...
Aint no shame lady, do yo thang.
SCARLET: I'm dressed for trouble. I fib. I am dressed for pushing a trolley round Waitrose.
I hope you’re wearing a HazMat suit.
Keep in mind that shopping trolley handles “have been found to harbour: blood, mucus, saliva or urine, staphylococcus aureus, enteroccocus facaelis (fecal matter), Streptococcus pneumoniae, E. coli (Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome (HUS), caused by the E. coli 0157:H7 virus), Rota Virus, Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease and even hepatitis B. As well as bacteria from meat and poultry.”
Oh, and please answer Roses’ question.
ROSES: I've just been shoe shopping and while the shoes may not have Cha Cha Heels, I intend to get into lots of trouble with them. PS. I never said I was nice. Oh hai Ms Scarlet. How was Waitrose? My most favourite shop, ever.
We assume that, unlike Asda, Waitrose does not hire chicken lickers.
Sadly (What? I'm being sincere. Kind of...), we're going further north than where the Diabolical Duo live (and Penistone). Besides, it's supposed to be a relaxing holiday. I wouldn't inflict those two on SP!
Waitrose was a pleasant food shopping experience... although I am now thinking of employing a houseboy to push the trolley! I'd ask Mr Beastie but I don't like having my fruit interferred with. Sx
CYBERPOOF: I was not played by someone who ate poo!
Then who WOULD play you if not the divine Divine?
IVD: Sadly (What? I'm being sincere. Kind of...), we're going further north than where the Diabolical Duo live (and Penistone). Besides, it's supposed to be a relaxing holiday. I wouldn't inflict those two on SP!
We’ll be expecting a postcard.
You have to take his cock out of your mouth at SOME point!
SCARLET: Waitrose was a pleasant food shopping experience... although I am now thinking of employing a houseboy to push the trolley! I'd ask Mr Beastie but I don't like having my fruit interferred with.
Mistress MJ’s houseboys are too busy playing in the trolleys to be bothered pushing them!
You’ll be fine with Beast behind the wheel as long as you don’t take him down the produce aisle.
ROSES: I got these. http://www.hushpuppies.co.uk/en-GB/Shop/Detail.aspx?NavID=W%3aSH&PID=17311&GNavID=W In brown and black. Yes, I know. I am a fashion nightmare.
Au contraire, Roses.
Your shoes say “sensible school marm” on the top but the heel says “I’m a naughty schoolteacher”.
Drove in northern direction, into a small valley. Climbed the hill and wandered on its plateau through light forrest to the ruin of a Burg sitting over a larger valley. Enjoyed the prospect, the sun, the humpta-music and the Kuchen-Buffet. Walked back into the small valley, drove home.
I'll definitely be applying for the Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love. Be warned, I'm strict and demand discipline in class, I give detention and extra homework.
CYBERPOOF: I'm thinking Marcia Cross or maybe the fabulous miss Ru Paul (15 years ago. Have you seen how dreadful she looks lately?)
Don’t be badmouthing our Miss Thang, Ru.
As for Marcia, wouldn’t that mean you’re a ginger?
MAGO: Drove in northern direction, into a small valley. Climbed the hill and wandered on its plateau through light forrest to the ruin of a Burg sitting over a larger valley. Enjoyed the prospect, the sun, the humpta-music and the Kuchen-Buffet. Walked back into the small valley, drove home.
Lovely.
I’m about to go out into der Sonnenschein, myself.
No humpta-music here (I’ve been listening to jazz all morning) so I’ll just have to imagine it.
ROSES: I'll definitely be applying for the Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love. Be warned, I'm strict and demand discipline in class, I give detention and extra homework.
That Ginro could use a good paddling, if you have the time.
These humpta-bands can be pretty surprising. Today it simply fitted in, just the people from the next village playing for the visitors from the other villages. There is always the possibility of Jazz-Frühstück, which goes traditionally with a Weißbier - and hopefully sunshine and a meadow sleeping it off ...
AHA! *slams oubliette trapdoor shut and fastens the bolt* Mistress MJ fell for my dastardly plan. Now I can rifle through her underwear drawer in peace and quiet. Hmmm, I wonder what type of shoes she has?
Roses those shoes are 'aunty' shoes, lol. Mary Poppins wore some remarkably similar to those as well.
CYBERPOOF: I'm not ginger. I'm sure it's possible to dye Marcia Cross hair.
Try on Mr. Frobisher’s Bree Van de Kamp wig.
I want to see if there’s any resemblance between you and Marcia Cross.
JASON: I'm shootin' gators. (in cha cha heels)
That’s you all over.
Sucking the teat of fabulosity dry in your cha cha heels and shotgun!
EROS: I just woke up. Now I'm scouting the kitchen for food. And later on when I'm full of energy, I'll cha cha cha while doing the laundry.
Have you done any grocery shopping since your crackers and butter binge?
NORMADESMOND: she may think that a schmatah can cover her tasseled thingy, but what, on god's green earth can take a stain like THAT out of my favorite pillows!
*hands Miss Demond an industrial-sized can of Febreze*
It won’t take the stain out but it WILL remove the smell.
We keep it on hand for when our friend Beast visits.
MAGO: These humpta-bands can be pretty surprising. Today it simply fitted in, just the people from the next village playing for the visitors from the other villages. There is always the possibility of Jazz-Frühstück, which goes traditionally with a Weißbier - and hopefully sunshine and a meadow sleeping it off ...
The only beer in the fridge at the moment is a Dutch beer called Bavaria. But there’s a chilled bottle of Chardonnay awaiting.
It’s time for a liquor store run.
GINRO: AHA! *slams oubliette trapdoor shut and fastens the bolt* Mistress MJ fell for my dastardly plan. Now I can rifle through her underwear drawer in peace and quiet. Hmmm, I wonder what type of shoes she has?
Roses those shoes are 'aunty' shoes, lol. Mary Poppins wore some remarkably similar to those as well.
Stop teasing Roses.
Her shoes ARE a wee bit Mary Poppins but the heels are saying, “We might have a pair of lacey knickers in our carbetbag”.
As for what type of shoes Mistress MJ wears, here’s just one example.
AXE VICTIM: Allrriigghhtt... cha cha cha me baby all night. Or words to that effect. I'm wondering what a nit comb is doing on the second cover?
Welcome back to Infomaniac!
We haven’t heard from you in over a year … since we asked you for a photo of your bare arse.
Have you had a change of heart?
*waits by inbox*
PONITA: I'll have you know, MJ, that I do not wear Crocs to work. I wear very sensible and supportive footwear like this.
GINRO: But if we are all sharing boots then here are a few of mine: http://img35.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=40649180.jpg
Ooooo…smell the testosterone from those boots!
ROSES: Those are biker boots. Not a cha cha heel in sight. I'm most disappointed. And while we're on the subject, don't mess with Mary Poppins. She wasn't quite as straightlaced as you might think.
We hate to disappoint you, but we don’t think we’re going to see Ginro in cha cha heels anytime soon.
About Mary P…do you have insider knowledge?
MITZI: "I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Good old Eartha.
1st!
ReplyDeleteThe highlight of my day was successfully not talking like a pirate.
ReplyDeleteOh, and playing with my kitties this morning.
ReplyDeleteOh, and being bored beyond belief tonight.
ReplyDelete*puts on cha cha heels, bowl of fruit on head and florida sun dress - runs around the room channeling Carmen Miranda*
ReplyDeleteGimme gimme cha cha heels... boom chicky boom chicky boom!
Oh Hai, XL!!! Yeah, I bet you're bored... the only other person here is Damien... where's Boxer and Roses and Savannah? They must all be out partying the night away. Kinda lonely with just the two of you.
ReplyDeleteOf course, it might be entertaining to watch Damien be Carmen Miranda for a while. Until he falls off those cha cha heels and hurts himself, that is.
Myself, I just got home from work. No cha cha heels for me... no heels period - my feet hurt too much!
MJ, can I borrow a houseboy for a foot massage??? Pretty please?
*holds out bottle of Jameson's*
we cut some trees down then a buddy of mine made dinner for eight of us at my house...
ReplyDeleteJust FYI that's not what Christmas at my parents house was like.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing wrong with a bit of cha cha cha though.
Where are the nibbles? I'm starving after these rum concotions of yesterday.
Oh hai XL
ReplyDeleteWell, in between preparing for our imminent holiday to Yorkshire (as if it isn't poofy enough), I shall be attempting to trip over the Cusp again as I have a few odds & ends to sort out before 'Petra's birthday!
ReplyDeleteI sharn't be going in cha cha heels though as it's painful enough falling over the Cusp Interface without falling from a height, too.
Huh, these two covers are a foot fetish dream, not that I have one of course.
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
To paraphrase Missy Elliot, I'm going to shave my cha cha.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, as you were ...
I'm dressed for trouble. I fib. I am dressed for pushing a trolley round Waitrose.
ReplyDeleteSx
I've just been shoe shopping and while the shoes may not have Cha Cha Heels, I intend to get into lots of trouble with them.
ReplyDeletePS. I never said I was nice.
Oh hai Ms Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteHow was Waitrose? My most favourite shop, ever.
XL: The highlight of my day was successfully not talking like a pirate.
ReplyDeleteOh, and playing with my kitties this morning.
Oh, and being bored beyond belief tonight.
Now that Damien’s here with his floor act, who could be bored?
DAMIEN: *puts on cha cha heels, bowl of fruit on head and florida sun dress - runs around the room channeling Carmen Miranda*
Gimme gimme cha cha heels... boom chicky boom chicky boom!
Here’s Eartha Kitt to back you up!
PONITA: Oh Hai, XL!!! Yeah, I bet you're bored... the only other person here is Damien... where's Boxer and Roses and Savannah? They must all be out partying the night away. Kinda lonely with just the two of you.
Of course, it might be entertaining to watch Damien be Carmen Miranda for a while. Until he falls off those cha cha heels and hurts himself, that is.
Myself, I just got home from work. No cha cha heels for me... no heels period - my feet hurt too much!
MJ, can I borrow a houseboy for a foot massage??? Pretty please?
*holds out bottle of Jameson's*
Croc wearers are not allowed foot massages.
VOICES: we cut some trees down then a buddy of mine made dinner for eight of us at my house...
*cues the Lumberjack Song*
CYBERPOOF: Just FYI that's not what Christmas at my parents house was like.
There is nothing wrong with a bit of cha cha cha though.
Where are the nibbles? I'm starving after these rum concotions of yesterday.
We assumed, naturally, that Divine playing the role of YOU.
IVD: Well, in between preparing for our imminent holiday to Yorkshire (as if it isn't poofy enough), I shall be attempting to trip over the Cusp again as I have a few odds & ends to sort out before 'Petra's birthday!
I sharn't be going in cha cha heels though as it's painful enough falling over the Cusp Interface without falling from a height, too.
*gasps as we realize we’ve forgotten that CyberPoof has a birthday coming up*
Wait…you’re going to Yorkshire? Will you be introducing SP to Yorkshire’s biggest poofs Tazzy and Piggy?
Will you go to Penistone?
WIL: Huh, these two covers are a foot fetish dream, not that I have one of course.
But a friend of yours has one, right?
BETTY: To paraphrase Missy Elliot, I'm going to shave my cha cha.
Anyway, as you were ...
Aint no shame lady, do yo thang.
SCARLET: I'm dressed for trouble. I fib. I am dressed for pushing a trolley round Waitrose.
I hope you’re wearing a HazMat suit.
Keep in mind that shopping trolley handles “have been found to harbour: blood, mucus, saliva or urine, staphylococcus aureus, enteroccocus facaelis (fecal matter), Streptococcus pneumoniae, E. coli (Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome (HUS), caused by the E. coli 0157:H7 virus), Rota Virus, Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease and even hepatitis B. As well as bacteria from meat and poultry.”
Oh, and please answer Roses’ question.
ROSES: I've just been shoe shopping and while the shoes may not have Cha Cha Heels, I intend to get into lots of trouble with them.
PS. I never said I was nice.
Oh hai Ms Scarlet.
How was Waitrose? My most favourite shop, ever.
We assume that, unlike Asda, Waitrose does not hire chicken lickers.
What sort of shoes DID you get?
I was not played by someone who ate poo!
ReplyDeleteSadly (What? I'm being sincere. Kind of...), we're going further north than where the Diabolical Duo live (and Penistone). Besides, it's supposed to be a relaxing holiday. I wouldn't inflict those two on SP!
ReplyDeleteWaitrose was a pleasant food shopping experience... although I am now thinking of employing a houseboy to push the trolley!
ReplyDeleteI'd ask Mr Beastie but I don't like having my fruit interferred with.
Sx
I got these.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hushpuppies.co.uk/en-GB/Shop/Detail.aspx?NavID=W%3aSH&PID=17311&GNavID=W
In brown and black. Yes, I know.
I am a fashion nightmare.
CYBERPOOF: I was not played by someone who ate poo!
ReplyDeleteThen who WOULD play you if not the divine Divine?
IVD: Sadly (What? I'm being sincere. Kind of...), we're going further north than where the Diabolical Duo live (and Penistone). Besides, it's supposed to be a relaxing holiday. I wouldn't inflict those two on SP!
We’ll be expecting a postcard.
You have to take his cock out of your mouth at SOME point!
SCARLET: Waitrose was a pleasant food shopping experience... although I am now thinking of employing a houseboy to push the trolley!
I'd ask Mr Beastie but I don't like having my fruit interferred with.
Mistress MJ’s houseboys are too busy playing in the trolleys to be bothered pushing them!
You’ll be fine with Beast behind the wheel as long as you don’t take him down the produce aisle.
ROSES: I got these.
http://www.hushpuppies.co.uk/en-GB/Shop/Detail.aspx?NavID=W%3aSH&PID=17311&GNavID=W
In brown and black. Yes, I know.
I am a fashion nightmare.
Au contraire, Roses.
Your shoes say “sensible school marm” on the top but the heel says “I’m a naughty schoolteacher”.
Would you like to apply for a job at the Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love or at Mistress MJ’s School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches?
I'm thinking Marcia Cross or maybe the fabulous miss Ru Paul (15 years ago. Have you seen how dreadful she looks lately?)
ReplyDeleteDrove in northern direction, into a small valley. Climbed the hill and wandered on its plateau through light forrest to the ruin of a Burg sitting over a larger valley. Enjoyed the prospect, the sun, the humpta-music and the Kuchen-Buffet. Walked back into the small valley, drove home.
ReplyDeleteI'll definitely be applying for the Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love. Be warned, I'm strict and demand discipline in class, I give detention and extra homework.
ReplyDeleteCyberpete, Ru Paul? Thanks.
I think.
CYBERPOOF: I'm thinking Marcia Cross or maybe the fabulous miss Ru Paul (15 years ago. Have you seen how dreadful she looks lately?)
ReplyDeleteDon’t be badmouthing our Miss Thang, Ru.
As for Marcia, wouldn’t that mean you’re a ginger?
MAGO: Drove in northern direction, into a small valley. Climbed the hill and wandered on its plateau through light forrest to the ruin of a Burg sitting over a larger valley. Enjoyed the prospect, the sun, the humpta-music and the Kuchen-Buffet. Walked back into the small valley, drove home.
Lovely.
I’m about to go out into der Sonnenschein, myself.
No humpta-music here (I’ve been listening to jazz all morning) so I’ll just have to imagine it.
ROSES: I'll definitely be applying for the Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love. Be warned, I'm strict and demand discipline in class, I give detention and extra homework.
That Ginro could use a good paddling, if you have the time.
Where is he, by the way?
*goes down to the oubliette to investigate*
I'm not ginger. I'm sure it's possible to dye Marcia Cross hair.
ReplyDeleteI'm shootin' gators.
ReplyDelete(in cha cha heels)
I just woke up. Now I'm scouting the kitchen for food. And later on when I'm full of energy, I'll cha cha cha while doing the laundry.
ReplyDeleteshe may think that a schmatah can cover her tasseled thingy, but what, on god's green earth can take a stain like THAT out of my favorite pillows!
ReplyDeleteThese humpta-bands can be pretty surprising. Today it simply fitted in, just the people from the next village playing for the visitors from the other villages.
ReplyDeleteThere is always the possibility of Jazz-Frühstück, which goes traditionally with a Weißbier - and hopefully sunshine and a meadow sleeping it off ...
AHA! *slams oubliette trapdoor shut and fastens the bolt*
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ fell for my dastardly plan. Now I can rifle through her underwear drawer in peace and quiet. Hmmm, I wonder what type of shoes she has?
Roses those shoes are 'aunty' shoes, lol. Mary Poppins wore some remarkably similar to those as well.
Allrriigghhtt... cha cha cha me baby all night. Or words to that effect. I'm wondering what a nit comb is doing on the second cover?
ReplyDeleteI'll have you know, MJ, that I do not wear Crocs to work. I wear very sensible and supportive footwear like this.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I'm not ginger. I'm sure it's possible to dye Marcia Cross hair.
ReplyDeleteTry on Mr. Frobisher’s Bree Van de Kamp wig.
I want to see if there’s any resemblance between you and Marcia Cross.
JASON: I'm shootin' gators.
(in cha cha heels)
That’s you all over.
Sucking the teat of fabulosity dry in your cha cha heels and shotgun!
EROS: I just woke up. Now I'm scouting the kitchen for food. And later on when I'm full of energy, I'll cha cha cha while doing the laundry.
Have you done any grocery shopping since your crackers and butter binge?
NORMADESMOND: she may think that a schmatah can cover her tasseled thingy, but what, on god's green earth can take a stain like THAT out of my favorite pillows!
*hands Miss Demond an industrial-sized can of Febreze*
It won’t take the stain out but it WILL remove the smell.
We keep it on hand for when our friend Beast visits.
MAGO: These humpta-bands can be pretty surprising. Today it simply fitted in, just the people from the next village playing for the visitors from the other villages.
There is always the possibility of Jazz-Frühstück, which goes traditionally with a Weißbier - and hopefully sunshine and a meadow sleeping it off ...
The only beer in the fridge at the moment is a Dutch beer called Bavaria. But there’s a chilled bottle of Chardonnay awaiting.
It’s time for a liquor store run.
GINRO: AHA! *slams oubliette trapdoor shut and fastens the bolt*
Mistress MJ fell for my dastardly plan. Now I can rifle through her underwear drawer in peace and quiet. Hmmm, I wonder what type of shoes she has?
Roses those shoes are 'aunty' shoes, lol. Mary Poppins wore some remarkably similar to those as well.
Stop teasing Roses.
Her shoes ARE a wee bit Mary Poppins but the heels are saying, “We might have a pair of lacey knickers in our carbetbag”.
As for what type of shoes Mistress MJ wears, here’s just one example.
AXE VICTIM: Allrriigghhtt... cha cha cha me baby all night. Or words to that effect. I'm wondering what a nit comb is doing on the second cover?
Welcome back to Infomaniac!
We haven’t heard from you in over a year … since we asked you for a photo of your bare arse.
Have you had a change of heart?
*waits by inbox*
PONITA: I'll have you know, MJ, that I do not wear Crocs to work. I wear very sensible and supportive footwear like this.
Almost as bad!
They're a must for aching tootsies like mine. I spend all bloody day standing, you know. You just can't do that in cha cha heels.
ReplyDeletePONITA: Yet your clients spend all day on their backs, the lazy buggers.
ReplyDeleteHow did you escape the oubliette???
ReplyDeleteBut if we are all sharing boots then here are a few of mine:
http://img35.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=40649180.jpg
Those are biker boots.
ReplyDeleteNot a cha cha heel in sight.
I'm most disappointed.
And while we're on the subject, don't mess with Mary Poppins. She wasn't quite as straightlaced as you might think.
"I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
ReplyDeleteGood old Eartha.
GINRO: But if we are all sharing boots then here are a few of mine:
ReplyDeletehttp://img35.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=40649180.jpg
Ooooo…smell the testosterone from those boots!
ROSES: Those are biker boots.
Not a cha cha heel in sight.
I'm most disappointed.
And while we're on the subject, don't mess with Mary Poppins. She wasn't quite as straightlaced as you might think.
We hate to disappoint you, but we don’t think we’re going to see Ginro in cha cha heels anytime soon.
About Mary P…do you have insider knowledge?
MITZI: "I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Good old Eartha.
We here at Infomaniac pay tribute to Eartha.
And as long as we have Miss Mitzi to growl and purr, her spirit will live on here.