Monday, September 21, 2009

Last Day of Summer

It’s the last day of summer, bitches.



Get out and enjoy it before you get all tied up!

And while we have you here, what was the highlight of your summer?

34 comments:

  1. Exploring new places, trying out new things, and meating new people!

    I'm shocked that lady didn't tell that man to sit on a towel! No matter how flexible he is, he'll never be able to pick out all that sand out of his butt crack.

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  2. My highlights were perving at the lifeguards in Santa Monica and Venice.

    And whoring around in Vegas.

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  4. Summer is just about to start for me :)

    Ill let you know in six months ;)

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  5. The week it didn't rain [I live in the south].
    Sx

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  6. I enjoyed my new vice, smoking, in the garden of my new house, in what sunshine there was, which wasn't too bad considering.

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  7. The day it didn't rain (I live in the North) and being mistaken for a rent boy at Sauna Miguel Torremolinos.

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  8. Mistress MJ is delighted at the prospect of a contortionist as a House Boy recruit, but then notices he has no genitals.


    Oh Hai Eros, Pete, Damien, Kaz, Miss Scarlet, Roses, Mitzi, Jelly Monster!

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  9. Oh hai XL!

    *makes a rum toddy and lounges on the sofa*

    you want one Roses?

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  10. He's praying that he'll be able to get something other than his leg up!
    OR
    he is trying to attract women with his "shadow" puppeteering..looks like it's working.

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  11. This makes me so sad. I plan to worship all day in the healing rays of the SUN.

    Best memory all summer long?

    I went to the disco and ran into a old and rather pasty friend who kept saying all night, “Gosh you’re so tan.” Or maybe the memory of having an orgy with twenty Egyptian sailors in a barn drinking moonshine...

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  12. Hmm, perhaps he misunderstood what "Namaste" means?

    He'll be saddened to learn that his Añjali Mudrā means,
    "I bow to the divinity inherent in you"
    and NOT
    I'd plow the virginity out of you.

    Still, the shadow boner in the sand is a killer "ice-breaker".

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  13. BITCHES: Carry on chatting.

    Mistress MJ has been called away for the day but will return this evening.

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  14. I got a new dog.

    Oh HAI Cypberpete, Roses and XL!

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  15. and Hai Eroswings, too. I'd say Hai to the rest, but I'm not sure if we've been properly introduced.

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  16. one way to get some lotion on your back.

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  17. Oh Hai! Everyone. Where's Pete with the cocktails?
    Sx

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  18. Highpoints? I had a few, but nothing to do with the weather.

    I bet he got whiplash in that position.

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  19. Summer Pfffffffffffffft
    It all look the same when your slavin away in the Cafe C kitchen and now Pete and Scarlet are making more frigging whashing up

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  20. Oh hai Cyberpete, Ms Boxer, XL, Scarlet...everyone!

    *waves*

    I'd love a rum toddy, thanks pete.

    *drapes over the sofa, putting her feet up, sighing contentedly*

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  21. I had no highlights. Can't even remember most of the summer. That's why I keep a blog, lol.

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  22. The man is about to reach nirvana...

    I love this blog, by the way.

    Very titillating.

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  23. highlight of the summer? that week when nobody in my family was dying or had just recently died....such a selfish family....apart from that it was pishy and wet.....roll on winter.....meh

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  24. EROS: Exploring new places, trying out new things, and meating new people!
    I'm shocked that lady didn't tell that man to sit on a towel! No matter how flexible he is, he'll never be able to pick out all that sand out of his butt crack.


    MEATing new people?

    At the meat market, perchance?

    CYBERPOOF: My highlights were perving at the lifeguards in Santa Monica and Venice.
    And whoring around in Vegas.


    Did you get lucky?

    DAMIEN: Summer is just about to start for me :)
    Ill let you know in six months ;)


    We forgot that you live in the future!

    KAZ: The day it didn't rain.

    That would describe everything BUT the summer in my part of the world.

    SCARLET: The week it didn't rain [I live in the south].

    The rain must wreak havoc with your kangaroo suit.

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  25. ROSES: I enjoyed my new vice, smoking, in the garden of my new house, in what sunshine there was, which wasn't too bad considering.

    What were you smoking that made you imagine it wasn’t raining?

    MITZI: The day it didn't rain (I live in the North) and being mistaken for a rent boy at Sauna Miguel Torremolinos.

    Did you show them a little leg from beneath your petticoat?

    JELLY MONSTER: Yeah! I hope it snows!

    Let’s hold off for another month or two, eh?

    XL: Mistress MJ is delighted at the prospect of a contortionist as a House Boy recruit, but then notices he has no genitals.

    Was he trained by Zlata the Goddess of Flexibility?

    CYBERPOOF: *makes a rum toddy and lounges on the sofa*
    you want one Roses?


    Do not encourage Roses to drink.

    You know what happens.

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  26. DONN: He's praying that he'll be able to get something other than his leg up!
    OR
    he is trying to attract women with his "shadow" puppeteering..looks like it's working.


    Is that a sun dial shadow? My goodness!

    AYEM8Y: This makes me so sad. I plan to worship all day in the healing rays of the SUN.
    Best memory all summer long?
    I went to the disco and ran into a old and rather pasty friend who kept saying all night, “Gosh you’re so tan.” Or maybe the memory of having an orgy with twenty Egyptian sailors in a barn drinking moonshine...


    You must be so bored now that you’ve returned to hopping from truck cab to truck cab along the Interstate.

    DONN: Hmm, perhaps he misunderstood what "Namaste" means?
    He'll be saddened to learn that his Añjali Mudrā means,
    "I bow to the divinity inherent in you"
    and NOT
    I'd plow the virginity out of you.
    Still, the shadow boner in the sand is a killer "ice-breaker".


    Añjali Mudrā?

    I thought he was praying he’d get lucky!

    BOXER: I got a new dog.
    Oh HAI Cypberpete, Roses and XL!
    and Hai Eroswings, too. I'd say Hai to the rest, but I'm not sure if we've been properly introduced.


    Just jump in!

    Offer them a drink first, of course.

    This crowd responds well to booze.

    NORMADESMOND: one way to get some lotion on your back.

    And here’s another!

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  27. SCARLET: Oh Hai! Everyone. Where's Pete with the cocktails?

    CyberPoof’s passed out by now.

    CARNALIS: Highpoints? I had a few, but nothing to do with the weather.
    I bet he got whiplash in that position.


    His copy of the Kama Sutra should be revoked.

    BEAST: Summer Pfffffffffffffft
    It all look the same when your slavin away in the Cafe C kitchen and now Pete and Scarlet are making more frigging whashing up


    *Febrezes area where Beast Pfffffffft-ted*

    ROSES: I'd love a rum toddy, thanks pete.
    *drapes over the sofa, putting her feet up, sighing contentedly*


    Is there anything you DON’T drink?

    HEFF: I had no highlights. Can't even remember most of the summer. That's why I keep a blog, lol.

    You mean to say that your visit from Wil Harrison wasn’t the highlight?

    KAREN: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    The man is about to reach nirvana...
    I love this blog, by the way.
    Very titillating.


    I read on your blog that you have a vomit phobia.

    Exercise caution when visiting Infomaniac as our readers are rather careless about their bodily fluids.

    MANUEL: highlight of the summer? that week when nobody in my family was dying or had just recently died....such a selfish family....apart from that it was pishy and wet.....roll on winter.....meh

    And now there’s all that going on about your regular exercise and a well balanced diet.

    Just don’t lose that lovely big Irish arse of yours or we’ll have to take another photo.

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  28. I love these photos. My summer was pretty uneventful but I hope to get in lots of trouble in the Fall to make up for it.

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  29. PEACH TART: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I love these photos. My summer was pretty uneventful but I hope to get in lots of trouble in the Fall to make up for it.

    I just read your September 22nd blog post and it sounds like you’re off to the races with trouble!

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  30. Landscaping...unlike the chick in the photo

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  31. JILL: Landscaping...unlike the chick in the photo

    She doesn’t understand the importance of a well-trimmed bush.

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