Reamstown

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Have you been there?

Saturday Night

Bored by Mistress MJ’s ennui, a handful of Infomaniac Bitches decide to make their own fun…

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It’s Saturday

It’s Saturday and…

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Filthy Friday – Banana Cannon

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If you liked Cake Farts, you’ll love Banana Cannon.

The Infomaniac Welcome Wagon

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The Infomaniac Welcome Wagon has pulled up to the curb to welcome three new Infomaniac bitches: Retro Roxy, Designing Wally and Manda (Moonblossom).


ROXY:

WALLY:

MANDA:

Welcome to Infomaniac, Bitches!

The rest of you…make them feel at home!

Infomaniac Icons

Mistress MJ was pondering some of the images that best represent Infomaniac and came up with the following list:

Piggy’s Arse…

Beast’s Banana Bum…

IVD’s Warty Wand…

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts...

Manuel’s Arse…

Flying Penises…

Do any others spring to mind?

Do you have a favourite?

A Queer Household

Mistress MJ is auditioning new houseboys…

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Occasionally we hire women as well if they understand the house rules…

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Is there anything else that “the help” should know?

December

It’s here, bitches!

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What's it mean to you?

What's Up, Bitches?

Mistress MJ is too lazy tired to visit all of you so please summarize what you've been blogging about these past few days.

I’m Back, Bitches!

Mistress MJ was shocked to discover Infomaniac in shambles following her absence.

She is particularly upset with Beast who thought it amusing to dance about the premises with Mistress MJ’s panties on his head…

It was also uncovered that Beast had rigged a catapult out of one of Mistress MJ’s bras and had been firing peanuts and cheese puffs into the crowd and that you ALL participated in the madness.

As a result of your unruliness, Mistress MJ is unplugging the vodka fountain.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Party Time!

Mistress MJ is fecking off to Montreal for a few days.

She’s left the liquor cabinet unlocked, assuming that you are all adults who can take care of yourselves and act responsibly.

See you back here on Monday.

And a happy Thanksgiving to all our American bitches.

Vent-O-Spleen

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Our Mr. Cookie is going through a rough patch at the moment as you know if you read his blog or if you saw his "Vent-O-Spleen" comment on our “Cake” post.

Mistress MJ knows for a fact that many of you are experiencing difficulties in your lives right now.

Some of you have lost loved ones, you’re caring for someone’s who’s ill, your own health is a concern, you have financial problems or job worries, etc., etc.

At a time when big celebrations are coming up (American Thanksgiving, Christmas, birthdays) you are expected to act like nothing’s wrong; like you’re part of one big happy-go-lucky family.

We here at Infomaniac know the pressures you face and that you need a place to, as Mr. Cookie puts it… "Vent-O-Spleen".

So go ahead. Throw a floor lamp. Fart on a cake. Smoosh pumpkin pie into each others’ pants.

Whatever it takes.

"Vent-O-Spleen"

And remember to breathe.

We’re all in this together, bitches.

Note: Mistress MJ cannot respond to all your comments personally today so please take it upon yourselves to dialogue with each other.

Cake

A woman.

A cake.

What’s the worst that could happen?

Motel Girls

Required reading!

Stop what you’re doing and pick up a copy of Motel Girls by Orrie Hitt.

As members of the Infomaniac Book Club AND as employees of the Infomaniac Inn, you have a duty to read this.

And make sure that a copy is placed in the nightstand of each motel room!

Infomaniac Inn - Now Hiring

If you read yesterday’s post, you know Mistress MJ plans to buy a hotel/motel to accommodate you on overnight visits.

She couldn’t make up her mind between the “Bad Hotel” or the “Pink Hotel” but fortunately, Hayward came up with a solution…

“Buy both of them. Of course you'll need a bevy of new employees to keep things clean.”

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That’s where you bitches come in.

The Infomaniac Inn is now hiring.

Submit your résumé today.

The Infomaniac Inn

In our previous post, we read the sordid truth about those side street hotels “for men only.”

Mistress MJ is toying with the idea of purchasing one of these hotels/motels as a place to accommodate you for the night when the rooms at Infomaniac headquarters are fully booked.

Which of the two properties I’ve looked at so far do you prefer?...

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The Gay Jungle

We hope you’ve finished reading Carnival Mistress as we’re moving along to our next Infomaniac Book Club choice…

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The Gay Jungle by Donald Evans.

To summarize:

MALE HUSTLER ON TIMES SQUARE…The sordid truth about those side street hotels “for men only.” A SHOCKER about gay boys, wild parties, hustlers, Broadway “queens” and Times Square “aunties.”

BOLD…PENETRATING…SHOCKING!


Tea and cake, anyone?

Was I Just A Good Time Girl?

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It’s a question you might want to ask yourselves, Bitches.

Infomaniac Book Club

Welcome to the Infomaniac Book Club.

This month’s selection is Carnival Mistress: The Story of an Easy-Loving Cooch Dancer by Stan O'Dair…

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Read and discuss.

Tea and cake will be served.

Saturday Night

I don’t know about you Bitches but Mistress MJ’s Saturday night has already started!...

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See you back here sometime on Sunday with a new post.