Why Happy Birthday stud! Make sure to check back in a hour, for I'm going to do a nude fan dance in your honor!!!!! It's the least I can do for someone with such a perky hot ass!!!!!
Not that I'm the type to talk.... Much. But everyone is always carrying on about M-80's ass. I really don't understand, 'cause I would suck on that dick forever.
I just got back with some kind of pink drink that one of the houseboys assured me would make me forget all about mean dirty little pirates, with their little smiling faces....
Oh, Richard! I do miss you so....
Someone please let me know if I start to drool again...
Happy Birthday spanks to mean dirty pirate. I've been absent from commenting on his blog for a bit but he's made me laugh out loud many a day & night with his wit and sass.
Arrrg, it's time to walk the birthday plank. Try not to over-indulge, stumble on the slippery deck and smash your head into the mast or you'll be wearing an eye patch tomorrow (or maybe just sunglasses for the hangover). Was that enough pirate jargon to make your day? Happy Birthday!!
Thank you Mistress and to everyone for the birthday wishes. I appreciate it and as usual I did have a wonderful birthday just hanging out at the beach and the truck stops.
And to Maddie for giving me...a...a...um...for helping me blow out my candle.
Happy Birthday Pirate & Little Pirate!
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AyeM8y!
Yeah - SECOND!
ReplyDelete*mumble*
Happy Birthday Matey!
Yer great.
Vodka please ...
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BITCHDAY!
ReplyDeleteLittle??? Really???
Why Happy Birthday stud! Make sure to check back in a hour, for I'm going to do a nude fan dance in your honor!!!!! It's the least I can do for someone with such a perky hot ass!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm the type to talk....
ReplyDeleteMuch.
But everyone is always carrying on about M-80's ass. I really don't understand, 'cause I would suck on that dick forever.
Did I type that out loud?....
ReplyDeleteI 'll come back, I need a napkin.
Huzzah! Happy Birthday, MeanDirtyButtPirate!
ReplyDeletei'd love of a piece of your cake.
ReplyDeleteI just got back with some kind of pink drink that one of the houseboys assured me would make me forget all about mean dirty little pirates, with their little smiling faces....
ReplyDeleteOh, Richard! I do miss you so....
Someone please let me know if I start to drool again...
may we take care and not leave that cake out in the rain. and could we get Helen Reddy to sing happy birthday, as she is probably not busy.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Sweetie!
ReplyDeleteSx
Happy Birthday Mr Pirate and Little Pirate... And Mr Pirates Arse....
ReplyDeleteAnd have I forgotten anything????
Oh that's right... Mwah... Mwah... and Mmmmwah....
Happy Birthday spanks to mean dirty pirate. I've been absent from commenting on his blog for a bit but he's made me laugh out loud many a day & night with his wit and sass.
ReplyDelete{ hugs }
BITCHES: Mistress MJ hopes to pop ‘round to visit your blogs later this week.
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime, party on and help yourselves to the cake.
Thanks to Michael Guy for giving AyeM8y’s arse a good birthday slap for me.
I see that Wally already has the cocksucking angle covered.
You Bitches don’t miss a beat, do you?
Hey wait! I've made some nice big little cupcakes for Mr. Depp... er... I mean for Mr. Pirate!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you and yours! I didn't know that you were the famous Offical Penis of Informaniac.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Another one? OHMYGOODNESS
ReplyDeleteArrrg, it's time to walk the birthday plank. Try not to over-indulge, stumble on the slippery deck and smash your head into the mast or you'll be wearing an eye patch tomorrow (or maybe just sunglasses for the hangover). Was that enough pirate jargon to make your day? Happy Birthday!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday ya cheap tramp!
ReplyDeleteHave a brilliant day, servicing hunky men!
xxx
BITCHES: I suggest we move along since that slut AyeM8y is probably still out trolling the truck stops.
ReplyDeleteopps sorry, I was giving him his birthday gift still....wiping my mouth.........
ReplyDeleteThank you Mistress and to everyone for the birthday wishes. I appreciate it and as usual I did have a wonderful birthday just hanging out at the beach and the truck stops.
ReplyDeleteAnd to Maddie for giving me...a...a...um...for helping me blow out my candle.
...and it was one of them trick candles, it just wouldn't go out.
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