In the meantime, we, the staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service, have been contacted by this lovely dance troupe…
... and we're busy trying to find husbands for them.
Your input is welcome.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
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Well hello Infomaniac.
ReplyDeleteBeen a bit quiet of late as I'm still trying to think of something new to do...
And how come no blogging till Sunday? Hmmm?
And hey! I just realised I called you 'Infomaniac' instead of MJ! My bad.
ReplyDeleteTry Utah; they can all marry the same man; no need to break up the troupe!
ReplyDeleteI thought that would be Kentucky, Bingowings.
ReplyDeletePoor dears, bless.
They are all suspiciously flat chested Miss MJ.....are you sure they are not trannies ???
ReplyDeleteCP, they would go to Kentucky if they wanted to marry a male relative!
ReplyDeleteWhat would they do with a husband once they got one? Eat him?
ReplyDeleteA rather homely looking bunch, aren't they? A result of inbreeding, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteThree of them are obviously too young so that just leaves the Granny and the Mum. So I'm going to be very self-sacrificing here, remove myself from the equation, and let the other guys (and/or any women that fancy a bit of hot same sex action) fight it out amongst themselves.
ReplyDeleteP.S.
ReplyDeleteI just sent you a hairy arse pic, MJ. I hope you like it.
I think 'mum' is 'dad'.
ReplyDeleteActually, that's a very astute observation Kaz. I think you are right.
ReplyDeleteThe one in the blue doesn't seem to have a belly button - is she any cheaper?
ReplyDeleteI'm game. What's the dowry like?
ReplyDeleteHello MJ, I've tagged you!...But I guess it can wait until you get back...pop over to find out what I'm banging on about...
ReplyDeleteSx
Grammas the only one with any game. You can tell. She has that look on her face like "yeah, I'll shuck your corn, baby. WORD UP."
ReplyDeleteStar Spangled Eldest is just about ripe, though. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Can the set be broken up or are they going as a lot?
The problem is, Jungle Trannie is scaring me. S/he looks...speculative. Sedated, and speculative. As though s/he is just wasted enough to try out that new barbecue recipe she got from Ed Gein on my ass. Literally.
I think I have to go lie down now.
Frobi - I think they're all clones. It's the only explanation.
ReplyDeleteOh...I think they might all come from Dorchester... ;o)
ReplyDeleteSx
Hurry up and find me someone I can't hold my stomach in any longer.
ReplyDelete"We have more fun with Granny and Grandad than with you, Mummy."
ReplyDelete"Bauchtanz", belly dance. In this case more belly than dance. Granny is okay, you know what you get, but this creature in the brown gown (third from left) is plain scary.
ReplyDelete"The sister is a mister from a sex change in Spain"
Django Edwards
(Yes. I am That old.)
Family photo? It's been awhile but getting back to blogging.
ReplyDeletey'all take it easy now.......
ReplyDeleteThe big white one has no belly button.........I'd still do her.
ReplyDeleteGinro, Infomaniac will be busy doing charity work, i.e. raising money for shoes(from Jimmy Choo). MJ has been called a lot of things--that are not repeated in polite conversation. But she prefers Mistress.
ReplyDeleteCP, the troupe doesn't look like they're starving and they all have their teeth. Truly, they are blessed to live a nation that lets them dress like that in public.
Beast, even trannies deserve laddies to share their candies.
IDV, a husband could play the tamborine in the background.
Ponygirl, what they lack in looks, they make up for in style, err, make that personality.
Ginro, your selflessness will noted here on Infomaniac...as will your a$$ pic.
Kaz, a surgery can change that.
Ginro, does this mean you're interested in returning to the list of possible matches?
Frobisher, yes, but they come even cheaper as a group. Infomaniac gives you more bang for your buck in this tough economy!
Famulus, Welcome to Infomaniac! The dowry includes a minivan, some Middle Eastern and Indian albums, and a senior citizen's discount card.
ReplyDeleteScarlet Blue, if you're interested in banging, then you've come to the right place.
*Hands Scarlet a Fag, Hag, and Odd Slag dating service application.*
First Nations, Jungle Trannie is a tiger in the sack! Don't be afraid; Cheetara can be as gentle as a kitty if you like. Mama taught her so.
T Bird, clones? Don't you mean clowns?
Scarlet Blue, you may be right, since crossdressers and potato packers come from Yorkshire.
A.B., if she'd held off the pies instead, she wouldn't have to hold in her stomach.
Geoff, "You need something to remind you your goal was to be a great actress. Not a cheap stripper."--Rose Hovick (Gypsy, 1962)
ReplyDeleteMago, all that jelly belly means more to love. And Sister Mister has a message for you:
"Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will do nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do"
Geo, this family can be yours, if the price is right!
Manuel, you can take them any way you like.
Old Knudsen, your name has been added to our list of matches. Please note that on your first date, if you break it, you buy it!
To be honest, I was hoping for a trailer too. And drugs, of course. Mummy/daddy looks like she/he might have used up the last of that though.
ReplyDeleteTo be clear, is Grandma included or is she the one selling the rest? She looks like she might actually be aware of what is going on, unlike the rest...
Famulus, the troupe can always earn more drug money. Grandma is part of the package; and the trailer home is yours once Grandma passes on.
ReplyDeleteApart from their obvious charm as a troupe, do they have any 'special talents'? And if I were to make 'special requests' of them would the local law enforcement...
ReplyDeletea) Want to join in
b) Demand fees
c) Film the event
d) Want the rest of their 'cousins' trained in the same techniques
This sort of thing is important to know as I am trying to estimate their running costs...
Eros, are you MJ's new houseboy? Or is this just a case of 'when the cat's away, the mice will play'?
ReplyDeleteWhichever, you are doing a bang-up job of filling her shoes. Be careful, though.... wouldn't want you to trip in those heels, or get bunions.
On second thought, you would be much easier to catch in those heels. I am sure you're not quite so quick in those as in your usual running shoes.... *smiles coyly*
meh, put them to work in the stables...
ReplyDeleteO M G ....
ReplyDeleteNo Filthy Friday
bugger :-(
This is why I'm only a part time lesbian.
ReplyDeletei think obama said he has a place for everyone...perhaps he could help
ReplyDeleteHush ma mouth, if it ain't the Allman Sisters!
ReplyDeleteLuks like thaiz'all had tha same feller fer a pappy..
includin' the sassy one in that store-bot red dress with them purty lips.
Wow ... yeah .... ummmm .....
ReplyDelete*vomits*
*Hands Scarlet a Fag, Hag, and Odd Slag dating service application.*
ReplyDeleteAlready a signed up member...
Sx
They Look Like THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION! Which one's Frank Zappa?
ReplyDeleteI don't know which one to want without feeling dirty and illegal.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Thanks to all who dropped by during my absence.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Infomaniac, FAMULUS! Please submit a photo of your bare bottom, as it is a requirement of all new male Infomaniac readers.
*faints at seeing that Geo and Maidy have returned*
And a very special thank you to Eroswings who took on the Herculean task of commenting back to all you bitches while I was away.
Are you saying that everyone on your Bitches list sent you a pic of their naked arses?
ReplyDeleteWill email it just as soon as I've taken it. Not a request I get very often, you understand.
ReplyDeleteFirst to find my camera and my bottom...
GINRO: There are still a few stragglers who haven’t submitted.
ReplyDeleteBut most bitches have either been published here (this needs to be updated as some have been added).
And the shy ones are in my private collection.
FAMULUS: You can locate your arse by first locating your finger…which is stuck up it.
Now get a move on!
Well as I live alone and am very camera shy...plus, I've been on TV you know! Do you know who I am??? Well ok it was only for a few minutes and only one person I know actually saw me but that's not the point! And in the interests of fair play I would demand that you send me a pic of your bare bum as well, which will never happen. So no, there is only one way you'll get a picture of my bare arse, and that's if either you, Scarlet, or Kaz snap it, lol.
ReplyDeleteGINRO: You're Alan Titchmarsh, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteNo, lol!
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