The Return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

It's the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

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This time, the competition is being held by Mistress Maddie (above). That's the fabulous Mistress Maddie, to you. Click here to participate. YOU could be the next winner!

The Big Reveal - Garden Photos Event

The Big Reveal has begun! ...

Head on over to visit Mr. DeVice. The Infomanic Garden Photos Event 2022 (now hosted by Mr. DeVice) is underway!

Intermission

It's intermission time! Visit our snack bar!

The posting pace has slowed to a crawl here on Infomaniac and shows no signs of improving anytime soon. Nonetheless, The Mistress is still here and will post whenever she can be bothered time permits.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Peenee!

Happy birthday, Mr. Peenee!

Sweet Sixteen

Infomaniac celebrates its 16th anniversary, today.

Bitches, what did you do on your 16th birthday?

If you can't remember the occasion of your 16th birthday, what were you doing, in general, when you were 16?

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Bitches, would you get into the Gincuzzi with this man?....

Well, you're all invited. 

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Kiss the Blarney Stone

Kiss the Blarney Stone, Bitches. 

Enjoy St. Patrick's Day!

Weekend Wassailing

How closely does this resemble your plans for the weekend?...

Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!

 Happy birthday, Miss Scarlet!

Norma (left) gives Miss Scarlet advice on ageing gracefully.

What's Going On?

What exactly is going on here?...

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Bathroom Carpeting: Yes or No?

Bitches, are you for or against bathroom carpeting?

Sorry for the Inconvenience

 Has this ever happened to you?...

Super Dickmanns

 

Back in 2009, we here at Infomaniac posed the question, "What is the biggest object you’ve ever fit into your mouth?" See post here. We also asked, "What is the greatest number of similar objects (e.g. gumballs or marshmallows) that you’ve fit into your mouth at once?"

This person makes a nice try by putting her fist into her mouth but she pales in comparison to our friend, Mago.

Infomaniac Bitch, Mago claimed he can fit THREE Super Dickmann's into his mouth at once! 

And so we wondered, "What are Super Dickmann's?"

Super Dickmann's are a popular German chocolate confectionery with a white, foamy filling. They're also known as chocolate foam kisses. As you can see, they are quite big...

Super Dickmann's motto: "Man, they are Dickmann!"

If you can't handle Super Dickmann's, try the smaller mini Dickmann's...

Mini Dickmann's are also known as Schoko Strolche. I'm not sure of the English translation but here's my guess. Schoko is an abbreviation for chocolate. However, Strolche appears to have the following meanings: hoodlum, tramp, vagabond, thug, rascal. What exactly are they trying to tell us?

And for those of you who like THICK NUTS, try Super Dickmann's Dicke Nüsse (literal translation: Thick Nuts.) ...

With so much chocolately goodness to choose from, is it any wonder you want to stuff them into your mouth?

Guten Appetit, Bitches!

The Food Network and HGTV and Thee

HGTV (Home and Garden Television) helps you transform your home with inspiration for interior design, home decor, landscape design, remodeling and entertaining ideas while the Food Network connects viewers to the joy of food.

Now, imagine that HGTV and the Food Network are looking for fresh ideas for new shows.

Now, suppose that you have complete control over creating new content for HGTV or the Food Network. What would be the premise of your TV show?

Cooking Disasters

You've told us about your baking disasters. Now tell us about your cooking disasters.

Baking Disasters

We know that some of you are Queens in the Kitchen but have you ever had a BAKING DISASTER? Or a baking project that didn't turn out quite the way you planned?

We here at the Infomaniac Bakery would love to hear your story.

Before You Leave the House

Have you Bitches asked yourselves these questions?...

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What's the Story? #1

Welcome to a new series here on Infomaniac entitled, "What's the Story?"

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The Mistress will post an image, such as the one above. It's up to you Bitches to tell the story of what's going on in the image. 

You can do this by adding snippets of dialogue or plot detail. It's up to you. The point is for each of you to contribute in any way you wish to advance the story, and keep it moving along.

Whomever arrives here first gets to start the story.

Enjoy, Bitches!

Crisco Party Meets Butter Stick Treatment

Let's combine the fun of a Crisco party with the therapeutic benefits of an Infomaniac House of Beauty Butter Stick Treatment...

Crisco Butter Flavor Shortening Sticks!

The Betty White Challenge

The #Betty White Challenge is a trending hashtag throughout social media. The challenge is simple: donate to any local or national animal shelter, rescue or agency in White's name on Jan. 17th on what would have been her 100th birthday....

If you can give $5, please do. If you can afford more, please be generous.  I've already given, and I hope you will too.

The Mistress's favourite Betty White quote.

Betty's goal was simple: she wanted every animal healthy, happy and loved.