Infomaniac Thrift Shop

We here at Infomaniac love a bargain.

That’s why we’ve opened the Infomaniac Thrift Shop! (Or Infomaniac Charity Shop if you’re a UK reader.)

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Here’s how it works.

Email me a photo of an object that you’re ready to part with but can’t be bothered creating an eBay listing for, organizing a yard sale or toting off to your local thrift shop.

Include a brief description of the object.

We’ll hold an auction here next week for all your “gently used” items.

No money will be exchanged.

It will be a battle of wits to see who has the best reason for wanting your particular item.

You (the “seller”) will choose who you think deserves to give your item a good home.

So send me a photo of your thrift shop item this week. Deadline Sunday, June 19th.

Make it something lightweight as you’ll have to cover the postage to mail the item to some other lucky Infomaniac Bitch who may, for all you know, live half-way around the world.

Postage arrangements will be made between you and the person who wants your item.

You may submit more than one item if you wish but don’t go crazy.

Act soon. Norma’s already got her eye on your jewels…

Fabulous Frocks!

Drop whatever you’re doing and CLICK HERE to vote for the “Most Appealing” frock and the “Most Appalling” frock over at Princess’s palace.

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You’ll see entries from Infomaniac Bitches you know and love including Damien Oz, XL, Puggerpete, Miss Scarlet, Designing Wally, Miss Roses, Miss Savannah, CyberPete, Inexplicable DeVice (IVD), Mago, Mitzi, and, of course, Mistress MJ.

Winners will be announced at Princess’s Winter Ball (It’s winter in Australia now.)

CLICK AND VOTE!

Welcome Mat Merkin

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Available NOW through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Relax-A-Cize

Won't you join Mistress MJ for a day of relaxation?

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The Relax-A-cizor is available NOW through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

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Mr. Peenee’s Favourite Post

It’s time for another installment of Your Favourite Post.

Today’s submission comes to us from Mr. Peenee in San Francisco.

Of course, you recognize Mr. Peenee as the Infomaniac Bitch who tied with Mitzi in the “Shapeliest Legs” division of our Gorgeous Gams Competition.

CLICK HERE to read Mr. Peenee’s favourite post entitled, “Work Load.”
(Proceed with caution: images on Mr. Peenee’s blog may contain shirtless men.)

Note: Do you have a favourite post you’d like to share with us? Send it along. Details here.

Filthy Friday

(Want it bigger? Of course you do! So click on the pic!)
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He's A Lumberjack And He's Okay

Portrait of a 19th century prostitute at a Michigan lumber camp…

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Wenis Wednesday

This week’s wenis was submitted to us by Miss Normadesmond…

Public Service Announcement #12

Refrain from the use of vulgar words…

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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Every Inch A Sailor

June’s Infomaniac Book Club selection…

“Every Inch A Sailor” by Gordon Stables.

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Read it and report back, Bitches!

Princess’s Annual Fabulous Frock Competition & Winter Ball

We turn our attention once again, as we so often do, to Princess who is holding his annual Fabulous Frock Competition and Winter Ball.

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Send Princess a photo of a frock or costume that you would "Most definitely wear" or "Wouldn't be caught dead in."

For more details CLICK HERE.

But just remember that you'll be up against Mistress MJ…one of two joint winners from last year…

Kaffee Hag

ACT I…She cried easily…

ACT II…Her friend took a hand…

ACT III…Nerves much better…

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Princess’s Favourite Post

Posting…somewhere in Australia

And speaking of Australia, today on “Your Favourite Post” we feature that Diva from Down Under…yes, I’m talking about Princess!

CLICK HERE to read Princess’s fave post entitled, "Fabulous Frock" Competitors.....And Voting Day.

You’ll see gorgeous gown and fabulous frock entries from folks you know including XL, Miss Scarlet, Eroswings, CyberPete, Savannah, Inexplicable DeVice (IVD), and, of course, Mistress MJ.

Prepare to be dazzled!



Note: Do you have a favourite post you’d like to share with us? Send it along. Details here.

TGIF

It's Friday.

Get the hell out of the office, bitches, before THIS happens to YOU!...

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Filthy Friday

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”
- Dororthy Parker (1893-1967)

We beg to differ, Dorothy…

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Zzzzzzzzzzz

Mistress MJ has too much on her plate today to visit everybody and has keeled over from fatigue.

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So let me know if there’s anything I absolutely must see on your blog posts and I’ll drop in when I have a moment.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Wenis Wednesday

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“I’m A Filthy Fucker”

So says our Mr. Cookie on his new blog “I’m A Filthy Fucker.”

Check it out because you know what?

He is!

Click here, bitches.

Party Glasses

Just in time for our next party, it’s the Swinger Party Glass!...

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Hangs around your neck to keep your hands free…for better things!

Buy one now from the Infomaniac Shopping Network and we’ll throw in a free Wine Glass Holder Necklace!...

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“There are few products on the market today that combine the sophistication of oenophilia with the practicality of a lanyard but this product marries the two deftly. Before owning this product, I couldn’t count the number of times I found myself at parties thinking, ‘Argh, I like drinking but this glass of wine is really cutting down on my grabbing efficiency. I could be grabbing at least twice as much stuff without this glass.’

As though hearing my silent pleas, SkyMall provided the wine glass holder necklace. It allows me the freedom to do everything necessary to be the life of the party (save leaning, bending over, jumping, twisting or walking briskly).

Things I have grabbed with ease since owning the Wine Glass Holder Necklace:
Cheese!
Toilet Seats!
Other Glasses of Wine!
Steering Wheels!
Breasts!
Nunchucks!

It isn’t just a fashionable and functional necklace, it is $25 worth of life enhancement. I recommend this product to everyone except those with irregularly shaped chests or hearts born on the outside of their bodies.”


Act now, Bitches!
There’s a party soon!

Cocktail Clothesline

Mistress MJ has installed a magical cocktail clothesline in the yard…

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Enjoy!