Coming Soon – Mug Shots Competition

Thanks, KAZ


Mark your calendars. We’ll be voting for the fugliest mug on Tuesday and Wednesday.

If you think your coffee/tea mug is more hideous than Mistress MJ’s mugs …


(gifts from Yorkshire’s Favourite Poofs: Tazzy and Piggy)

… then send a photo (mug shot) to us TODAY!

You could win a set of these fabulous “Why Limit Happy To An Hour?” cocktail napkins! …




Oh, and just one more thing I want to say ...







CANADA, EH?

Infomaniac Winter Olympics Closing Ceremonies

We wish to thank all the participants in the Infomaniac Winter Olympics.



You really pushed yourselves to do your personal best.







To show our appreciation, we have opened up our back door to reveal …

THE BEER FRIDGE!



A staple in ALL Canadian households.

Help yourselves, bitches!


Note: A special thanks goes out to Eroswings who provided top notch reporting on the 2010 Olympics.

Golden Girls Gone Wild

After winning the Olympic gold medal , the Canadian women's hockey team celebrated by drinking beer, guzzling champagne and smoking cigars … on the ice!









But here’s my favourite bit …

One player was seen by reporters climbing onboard the ice resurfacing machine parked on the ice, honking the horn several times and appearing to try to drive it ...


Wheeeee!!!!!

If you have been paying attention, you will know that it is Mistress MJ’s secret ambition to drive the Zamboni!

Needless to say, this on-ice partying has stirred up controversy.

But we here at Infomaniac say...

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!

Filthy Friday - Thumbs Up Edition

[via Damien at Putting A Tickle In My Pickle]

Have a delightful weekend.

Any plans?

Men Who Pee Sitting Down

Fellas:

Do you pee standing up? You’re a stehpinkeln.

Or do you pee sitting down? Then you’re a sitzpinkler.



MAPSU (Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up) is an organization of “concerned individuals who want to stop peeing standing up, support the victims (those who have to clean up), and prevent unnecessary urine stream fragmentation.”

Urine stream fragmentation? Is this an issue in your household?





The WC Ghost is a voice-alarm that shames German men from standing to pee at the toilet.

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating (former) Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl.

WC Ghost


So tell us…

Is one method of peeing preferable to another? Is there any advantage in sitting to pee over standing to pee?

If you’ve always done it one way, try it another. Right now! And get back to us with the results.




Note: This is a FEBRUARY FLASHBACK from the Infomaniac Archives. Content in February Flashbacks may be slightly altered from the original posting. We welcome your comments but due to time limitations this month, Mistress MJ may not be responding personally to all your comments.

Erection Party

Hey everybody, let’s have an erection party!

The Female Response

Which one are you? ...


(click to enlarge!)
[via]

Geoduck!

Something to distract you while you’re waiting for Mistress MJ to come back on Wednesday …



(pronounced gooey duck)

Mug Shots

A reminder to enter our Mug Shots Competition.

Voting will take place next week.

Mistress MJ is busy drinking sorting through your entries at the moment and has not had time to respond to your emails, respond to your comments in the last post or visit your blogs.

She will catch up with you as soon as possible.

Talk amongst yourselves in the meantime.

Mug Shots Competition

March into your kitchen immediately, fling open your cupboards and see if you have a mug more hideous than these ones …


(click for maximum hideousity)

If you DO have a mug even more hideous than the ones pictured above, we here at Infomaniac have an assignment for you.

But more about that later.

First, we want to tell you the story behind these mugs.

See these two big poofters? …



They are Tazzy and Piggy: Yorkshire’s Favourite Poofs and veteran Infomaniac readers.

Tazzy and Piggy are responsible for sending these mugs thousands of miles across The Pond to Mistress MJ.

With friends like that …

Anyway, now I think of Tazzy and Piggy every time I brew my cuppa tea and settle in for my nightly viewing of Coronation Street.

Thank you, fellas.

Now back to your assignment, bitches!

Reach into the back of your kitchen cupboard and pull out your most hideous coffee or tea mug.

Photograph your mug and email it to us here at Infomaniac. (Email address in our Blogger Profile.)

We’ll display your MUG SHOTS in a post next week and vote on who has the ugliest mug.

What are you waiting for?

Mug for the camera!

Hockey Night In Canada

The streets of Canada will be deserted tonight.



Do not expect any signs of life from Mistress MJ until Monday.

Choose Your Costume

As participants in the Infomaniac Winter Olympics, you are required to select a uniform from the following two choices:

High heels à la Johnny Weir? …



Or Norwegian curling pants?...

Butt-Ugly Boots

So I’m minding my own business this afternoon when I pass by the most butt-ugly rain boots in a shop window …



I recoil in horror and speed up my gait.

Half an hour later, I pass by the shop window once again, this time averting my eyes in an effort to avoid the fugliness.

But this time a crowd has gathered.

Inside the store, an Olympic gold medalist is launching the Canadian-themed boot and acting as the brand ambassador.

According to the gold medalist, the boot is “super comfortable.”

We here at Infomaniac say the boot is “super fugly.”

What say you, bitches?

Filthy Friday – Greasepaint Edition

Backstage at the Infomaniac Circus, kabuki zero and Felix In Hollywood prepare for another performance …


[via]

Eros On The Slopes

Flanked by a bevy of Infomaniac bitches, Eros prepares for the ride of a lifetime ...



For the most comprehensive and entertaining reportage of those other games, visit Eroswings.

The Infomaniac Winter Olympics

Mob, Beast, Donn (fresh from yesterday's Snowmobile victory) and XL ...


(click to enlarge)

Donn Goes For Gold

When KAZ saw our earlier post picturing three nekkid men on a snowmobile, she responded, “Donn seems to be quite an expert on this topic. Is that him in the middle?”

Spot on, KAZ. Here we see Donn going for the Gold …



The name “Dave” is just meant to throw us off but astute Infomaniac readers know his true identity.

Note the use of the distinctly Canadian interjection “Eh?” at approximately 0:35.

The Infomaniac Winter Olympics

XL: American Gigolo

Astute readers will have noticed that on Valentine’s Day, our friend XL was discovered merrily hopping from blog to blog, asking several women to be his Valentine.

Let’s hear what a couple of our readers had to say about this, shall we?

KAZ: “XL is a cad and a bounder.”

Roses: “XL is a bit of a tart.”

We here at Infomaniac would like others to step forward if they too have been approached by this roving Romeo.

And if so, what can be done about his womanizing ways?

Or should we all share the love?

You decide.

MWAH!

A big kiss from Mistress MJ to you on Valentine’s Day …