Infomaniac turned 18 today!
I had planned to have a quiet day and not post anything. Maybe just let the blog die a natural death. But you Bitches wouldn't give me the peace and quiet I so richly deserve.
First, there was Peenee with the above image. Then there was Hayward to inform me of my legal rights, now that I'm 18...
Happy eighteenth anniversary of your blog.
Time to update.
I barely gave my 18th a second thought yet these Bitches somehow (how?) remembered my blogiversary. The Mistress is humbled.
Perhaps there's life in the old girl yet.
Happy anniversary! I feel better now.
ReplyDeleteJEFF: Like having a good bowel movement.
DeleteAbout bloody time. Happy 18th birthday!
ReplyDeleteGo out. See an X-rated movie! I'd say Deep Throat, but you probably taught Linda Lovelace all she knows... Jx
JON: In uni, I actually DID once teach someone (not Ms. Lovelace) how to perform a blowjob – on a banana.
DeleteA blowjob should form part of one's "five-a-day", after all! Jx
DeleteInfomaniac die a natural death?
ReplyDeleteFuck that shit.
Do I have to come over there & bitch slap you?
NORMA: Crikey, keep your hair on, Norma!
DeleteI'm with Norma on this. No such thing as a "natural" blogging death.
DeleteExactly what Norma said. I will be line behind her if I have to.
ReplyDeleteMe too!!! This is bound to turn into the comedy classic "Airplane," in which Lee Byrant was repeatedly slapped by a conga line of passengers.
DeleteI think there is still enough bitches around here to do just that. Happy 18 dear! Now let's get this dump cleaned up.
PEENEE & MISTRESS MADDIE: The pair of you, plus Norma, are getting far too butch.
DeleteAs if. It'd be like the end scene in Blazing Saddles. Jx
DeleteJON: Hahaha! "You sissy Marys!"
DeleteHappy 18th!!! I miss you.
ReplyDeleteSxxx
MISS SCARLET: That sentiment almost (almost) brought a tear to my eye. Ta very much.
DeleteHappy Eighteenth, Infomaniac!!! (I was going to use 18 exclamation marks, but Ms Scarlet will want to use a lot when she gets here, so I'll save the rest for her.)
ReplyDeleteP.S. I have been using hand cream (naturally) so, should that conga line of slaps be required, at least mine will feel a bit better (and will be scented!).
Oh, drat! Ms Scarlet's snuck in front of me. And only used three.
DeleteHere are the rest, then: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn it, I am still half asleep and didn't think to use 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteSx
It's too late now, Ms Scarlet!
DeleteAnd it's also very hard to count exclamation marks.
Yes, I am sitting here cross eyed as well.
DeleteSx
The Mistress isn't going to bother to tell us off for drinking all the gin and bombarding her comment box with irrelevant comments, is she?
DeleteI miss the plaid room, and the ugly nekkid men. And the nuns. And the Oubliette. And Mr Beastie's veritable fruit bowl.
Sx
Mr.DeVICE & MISS SCARLET: And I thought I used too many exclamation points!!!
DeleteI see your public demands you continue. Let Cher retire. You have things to do.
ReplyDeleteJEFF: I’m sure the Queen didn’t have as many Royal duties as I face with you lot at this point.
DeleteDoesn't 18 mean you're now of legal age? All the restrictions that have plagued you all these years are finally gone!
ReplyDeleteMistress: Unbound!!
Just imagine all the things you've wanted to say, post, comment on that fell under those smothering constraints!
Maybe we'll finally see an actual cock.
Don't encourage her. I'm sure it would be some dreadful geriatric withered wienie.
DeleteNORMA & PEENEE: I’m turning this back into a knitting blog just to spite you.
DeleteKnitting! Look what you made me find.
DeleteNORMA: I hope that you and the twisted Bavarian bitches will be very happy together.
DeleteWe're no good without you.
DeleteNORMA: You're fecking brilliant with or without me.
DeleteGod, you are a blabber mouth : Post every year, tah !
ReplyDeleteA Free Franconian
MAGO: You can’t fool me with that “Anonymous” moniker.
DeleteI’ll be back same time, same place – next year.
You can't fool the children of the revolution ...
DeleteYay! Signs of life! I thought maybe those Candian bears had gotten sick of porridge and decided to give you a good chew instead. Eighteen! Gawd! That's old on the internet! You'll have to take a spa day to celebrate!
ReplyDeleteProximaBlue: I’m getting a colonoscopy instead. It just doesn’t have the same celebratory feel as a spa though, does it?
DeleteThe biggest comeback since Abba.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Wikipedia list of British bingo nicknames 18 is 'coming of age' that means you can watch a mucky film and not only that, you can star in one too! Isn't that exciting?
CLUTTER-MITZI: Or I could replace Sticky Vicky of Benidorm.
DeleteHappy Birthday! Wait, Happy Blogoversary, sweetpea! Will there be cake? *she asked e ver so innocently* xoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVVY: Cake? You have to ask?!
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