Friday, May 11, 2012

Get Your Tits Out!

Mistress MJ is ready for the weekend…

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Will the Infomaniac Drinking Team be joining me?
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38 comments:

  1. designing wally11:06 AM, May 11, 2012

    First!

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    1. designing wally11:08 AM, May 11, 2012

      Your team captain is present & bra-less, white lightning in hand...

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    2. The Mistress11:54 AM, May 11, 2012

      Swing those tassels, Wally!

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  2. Princess11:34 AM, May 11, 2012

    My Rack is Stacked and ready...

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    1. The Mistress11:55 AM, May 11, 2012

      Are those FALSIES, Princess?

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    2. Princess6:30 PM, May 11, 2012

      And to think the woman at the prosthetic's counter told me they looked so natural..... Bitch!

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  3. Heff11:55 AM, May 11, 2012

    Did someone say "tits" ?!?

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    1. The Mistress11:57 AM, May 11, 2012

      HEFF: That's all it takes to get your attention.

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  4. Jon DeepBlue12:01 PM, May 11, 2012

    I'm gonna say this only once!

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  5. Romeo Morningwood12:28 PM, May 11, 2012

    That looks exactly like my grade sic teacher Mrs Hasselhoffenfritzer something or other?

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  6. Romeo Morningwood12:29 PM, May 11, 2012

    I meant grade sex!

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    1. The Mistress3:41 PM, May 11, 2012

      DONN-WURDIN: I’ll bet teacher kept you behind for detention a time or two.

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  7. Miss Janey1:41 PM, May 11, 2012

    Bottoms up!

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    1. The Mistress3:41 PM, May 11, 2012

      MISS JANEY: I think you’ll find that’s a popular position here on Infomaniac.

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    2. Miss Janey4:52 PM, May 11, 2012

      as well as at Miss Janey's.

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  8. Muscato1:56 PM, May 11, 2012

    Oh, honey. Weekends start on Friday here, so we're already deep into it. One of the local "free flowing" brunches today, and judging on how it feels about eight hours after, I should sober up sometime late tomorrow night...

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    1. The Mistress3:42 PM, May 11, 2012

      MUSCATO: Like our Infomaniac Bitch "Princess" in Australia, you live in the future!

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  9. KellyRed2:02 PM, May 11, 2012

    Denim skirt and a red bra? She'll be the life of the party at the local cowboy bar. Not the gay cowboy bar,just the classic C& W one.

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    1. The Mistress3:42 PM, May 11, 2012

      KELLY RED: See you at “Hogs & Heifers!”

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  10. LẌ2:40 PM, May 11, 2012

    After keeping them corralled up all week, let them roam the range on the weekend, Mistress!

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    1. The Mistress3:43 PM, May 11, 2012

      MR. LAX: Mistress MJ is cuttin’ loose, like Norma.

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    2. normadesmond9:37 PM, May 11, 2012

      i learned all my moves from you,
      but amnesia set in. what's your name again?

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  11. BlazngScarlet4:38 PM, May 11, 2012

    Otto won't be very happy.

    *pours another martini

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    1. The Mistress6:06 PM, May 11, 2012

      BLAZNG SCARLET: I doubt if Otto has walked around town all day in a gaff.

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  12. mrpeenee5:06 PM, May 11, 2012

    I plan on continuing my tour of fancy ass San Francisco hotel bars.

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    1. The Mistress6:06 PM, May 11, 2012

      PEENEE: Enjoy “She Male Sperm Whores 2.”

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  13. The Mistress6:07 PM, May 11, 2012

    BITCHES: Isn't anyone going to shoo that fly off my tit?

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    1. BlazngScarlet11:10 PM, May 11, 2012

      SHOO!

      Should I get the Raid?

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    2. designing wally11:37 PM, May 11, 2012

      Spill some Gin on it, and Maddie will slurp it up off you before I finish typing this comment!!!

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  14. Princess6:32 PM, May 11, 2012

    And here i thought it was just your extraneous third nipple... Sit still while I get out the fly swat...

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  15. FirstNations7:39 PM, May 11, 2012

    You'll need a hazmat suit and a pesticide application license. When the wind blows from the north I can still catch a whiff of that cheese. *brandishes tits with patriotic fervor*

    Got a glass of the Recipe goin'! First of the season, baby!! Anyone care for the recipe to the Recipe here's a linkie:
    http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=21067023#editor/target=post;postID=7120301438396776081

    ...it's a long linkie, but it's a good linkie. In fact it's 'Lil Pirate, Cookie Monster' good. It am!!

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  16. FirstNations7:40 PM, May 11, 2012

    *whams head on desk in tard linkage frustration*

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    1. designing wally12:49 AM, May 12, 2012

      love to see whatever that was!

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    2. The Mistress6:22 AM, May 12, 2012

      Email the link to me, Ms. Nations.

      Also, one of these days soon, Mistress MJ will give a linkage tutorial.

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    3. Jon DeepBlue6:55 AM, May 12, 2012

      I see some dirty business afoot!

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  17. normadesmond9:33 PM, May 11, 2012

    honey, those egg tits need to be
    put right back into the incubator!

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  18. designing wally1:05 AM, May 12, 2012

    Got lots of whiskey over here, they is saying we may have a blackberry winter, so we stocked up!

    Prost!

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