Oh, honey. Weekends start on Friday here, so we're already deep into it. One of the local "free flowing" brunches today, and judging on how it feels about eight hours after, I should sober up sometime late tomorrow night...
You'll need a hazmat suit and a pesticide application license. When the wind blows from the north I can still catch a whiff of that cheese. *brandishes tits with patriotic fervor*
Got a glass of the Recipe goin'! First of the season, baby!! Anyone care for the recipe to the Recipe here's a linkie: http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=21067023#editor/target=post;postID=7120301438396776081
...it's a long linkie, but it's a good linkie. In fact it's 'Lil Pirate, Cookie Monster' good. It am!!
First!
ReplyDeleteYour team captain is present & bra-less, white lightning in hand...
DeleteSwing those tassels, Wally!
DeleteMy Rack is Stacked and ready...
ReplyDeleteAre those FALSIES, Princess?
DeleteAnd to think the woman at the prosthetic's counter told me they looked so natural..... Bitch!
DeleteDid someone say "tits" ?!?
ReplyDeleteHEFF: That's all it takes to get your attention.
DeleteI'm gonna say this only once!
ReplyDeleteRickyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
DeleteThat looks exactly like my grade sic teacher Mrs Hasselhoffenfritzer something or other?
ReplyDeleteI meant grade sex!
ReplyDeleteDONN-WURDIN: I’ll bet teacher kept you behind for detention a time or two.
DeleteBottoms up!
ReplyDeleteMISS JANEY: I think you’ll find that’s a popular position here on Infomaniac.
Deleteas well as at Miss Janey's.
DeleteOh, honey. Weekends start on Friday here, so we're already deep into it. One of the local "free flowing" brunches today, and judging on how it feels about eight hours after, I should sober up sometime late tomorrow night...
ReplyDeleteMUSCATO: Like our Infomaniac Bitch "Princess" in Australia, you live in the future!
DeleteDenim skirt and a red bra? She'll be the life of the party at the local cowboy bar. Not the gay cowboy bar,just the classic C& W one.
ReplyDeleteKELLY RED: See you at “Hogs & Heifers!”
DeleteAfter keeping them corralled up all week, let them roam the range on the weekend, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteMR. LAX: Mistress MJ is cuttin’ loose, like Norma.
Deletei learned all my moves from you,
Deletebut amnesia set in. what's your name again?
Otto won't be very happy.
ReplyDelete*pours another martini
BLAZNG SCARLET: I doubt if Otto has walked around town all day in a gaff.
DeleteI plan on continuing my tour of fancy ass San Francisco hotel bars.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Enjoy “She Male Sperm Whores 2.”
DeleteBITCHES: Isn't anyone going to shoo that fly off my tit?
ReplyDeleteSHOO!
DeleteShould I get the Raid?
Spill some Gin on it, and Maddie will slurp it up off you before I finish typing this comment!!!
DeleteAnd here i thought it was just your extraneous third nipple... Sit still while I get out the fly swat...
ReplyDeleteYou'll need a hazmat suit and a pesticide application license. When the wind blows from the north I can still catch a whiff of that cheese. *brandishes tits with patriotic fervor*
ReplyDeleteGot a glass of the Recipe goin'! First of the season, baby!! Anyone care for the recipe to the Recipe here's a linkie:
http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=21067023#editor/target=post;postID=7120301438396776081
...it's a long linkie, but it's a good linkie. In fact it's 'Lil Pirate, Cookie Monster' good. It am!!
*whams head on desk in tard linkage frustration*
ReplyDeletelove to see whatever that was!
DeleteEmail the link to me, Ms. Nations.
DeleteAlso, one of these days soon, Mistress MJ will give a linkage tutorial.
I see some dirty business afoot!
Deletehoney, those egg tits need to be
ReplyDeleteput right back into the incubator!
Got lots of whiskey over here, they is saying we may have a blackberry winter, so we stocked up!
ReplyDeleteProst!