I didn't realise the entry fee was an ashtray for MJ's collection... How thoughtful... Norma and Peenee bought a matching pair... as well as matching ashtrays...
One of them would definitely benefit from my NEW! Butterstick thermal wrap - three heat settings, guarenteed weight loss in less than 10 sessions, ONLY £4,050.99 per session. Bargain!! Sx
NORMADESMOND: Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone.
Where’s the bone? Did you tuck it?
NATIONS: You could bounce a dime off that and get three nickles back. Dayum.
You could aim at their slots too and definitely score a hole in one.
BOXER: nooooooo! Cake!!!!! vodka!! p.s. a little puppy porn is up just for you Pal.
I’ll be over asap!
COREYJO: Don't forget the cone shaped cups to offset the fact that there's no boning Hai Jon! Bitches!
Big bottoms, big bottoms Talk about mud flaps These gals got ‘em
PRINCESS: I didn't realise the entry fee was an ashtray for MJ's collection... How thoughtful... Norma and Peenee bought a matching pair... as well as matching ashtrays...
Mistress MJ specifically asked for the Art Deco ashtray with the chrome DC-3 airplane on top.
THOMBEAU: I think it's pretty clear just who is who.
For those of you who are blindfolded, just smell their hands.
MAGO: Will the fat lady sing?
Don’t encourage her.
PEENEE: I think we look perfectly fine. Wait till you see our new tap dance number.
Who do you think you are? The Gumm Sisters?
SCARLET: One of them would definitely benefit from my NEW! Butterstick thermal wrap - three heat settings, guarenteed weight loss in less than 10 sessions, ONLY £4,050.99 per session. Bargain!! ....can cause blistering. Always read the small print... your house maybe at risk etc, etc... Legalities!!
Don’t forget the disclaimer “May cause anal leakage.”
Did they bring cake?
ReplyDeletethere's a party, sugar? xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteOur new one-piece lace foundation
ReplyDeletegarment. Zips up the back and no bone.
You could bounce a dime off that and get three nickles back. Dayum.
ReplyDeletenooooooo! Cake!!!!!
ReplyDeletevodka!!
p.s. a little puppy porn is up just for you Pal.
Don't forget the cone shaped cups to offset the fact that there's no boning
ReplyDeleteHai Jon! Bitches!
I didn't realise the entry fee was an ashtray for MJ's collection... How thoughtful... Norma and Peenee bought a matching pair... as well as matching ashtrays...
ReplyDeleteI think it's pretty clear just who is who.
ReplyDeleteWill the fat lady sing?
ReplyDeleteI think we look perfectly fine. Wait till you see our new tap dance number.
ReplyDeleteOne of them would definitely benefit from my NEW! Butterstick thermal wrap - three heat settings, guarenteed weight loss in less than 10 sessions, ONLY £4,050.99 per session. Bargain!!
ReplyDeleteSx
....can cause blistering. Always read the small print... your house maybe at risk etc, etc...
ReplyDeleteLegalities!!
Sx
SAVANNAH: there's a party, sugar?
ReplyDeleteDrop your drawers…it’s THAT kind of party.
NORMADESMOND: Our new one-piece lace foundation
garment. Zips up the back and no bone.
Where’s the bone? Did you tuck it?
NATIONS: You could bounce a dime off that and get three nickles back. Dayum.
You could aim at their slots too and definitely score a hole in one.
BOXER: nooooooo! Cake!!!!!
vodka!!
p.s. a little puppy porn is up just for you Pal.
I’ll be over asap!
COREYJO: Don't forget the cone shaped cups to offset the fact that there's no boning
Hai Jon! Bitches!
Big bottoms, big bottoms
Talk about mud flaps
These gals got ‘em
PRINCESS: I didn't realise the entry fee was an ashtray for MJ's collection... How thoughtful... Norma and Peenee bought a matching pair... as well as matching ashtrays...
Mistress MJ specifically asked for the Art Deco ashtray with the chrome DC-3 airplane on top.
THOMBEAU: I think it's pretty clear just who is who.
For those of you who are blindfolded, just smell their hands.
MAGO: Will the fat lady sing?
Don’t encourage her.
PEENEE: I think we look perfectly fine. Wait till you see our new tap dance number.
Who do you think you are? The Gumm Sisters?
SCARLET: One of them would definitely benefit from my NEW! Butterstick thermal wrap - three heat settings, guarenteed weight loss in less than 10 sessions, ONLY £4,050.99 per session. Bargain!!
....can cause blistering. Always read the small print... your house maybe at risk etc, etc...
Legalities!!
Don’t forget the disclaimer “May cause anal leakage.”
I don't remember the last time I saw Peenee's tits so perky.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: I don't remember the last time I saw Peenee's tits so perky.
ReplyDelete1963?