Sunday, February 26, 2012

And the Oscar Goes To...

It is entirely possible that Mistress MJ will not make it to the end of the Academy Awards presentations without dozing off...


So it's up to you Bitches to comment on the evening's highlights.
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15 comments:

  1. DeepBlue7:06 PM, February 26, 2012

    First!

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  2. DeepBlue7:06 PM, February 26, 2012

    Oh please! I've got much better things to do!

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  3. LẌ7:15 PM, February 26, 2012

    It's going to be a bumpy night.

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  4. The Cool Cookie7:26 PM, February 26, 2012

    Tim Gunn shared with the audience that he is wearing SPANX. "There is nothing wrong with wearing a garment that helps to slim you and help you have a clean line."

    Seldom do I want to hit a lady, but I would clean that nellie bitche's clock.

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  5. Geoff7:30 PM, February 26, 2012

    "How nerve-wracking can it be walking a red carpet?"

    FUCK OFF!

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  6. kabuki zero11:45 PM, February 26, 2012

    i would like to thank Natalie Portman's necklace. sparkly!

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  7. normadesmond12:06 AM, February 27, 2012

    loretta young won best newcomer

    frank morgan won for most congenial

    sal mineo won for nicest penis

    bea arthur won for best breast

    but i thought eleanor powell really danced well.

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    1. Anonymous4:24 PM, March 02, 2012

      where can I see Sal Mineo's penis?

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  8. Princess2:34 AM, February 27, 2012

    I thought Oscar lived in a trash can on Sesame Street...

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  9. Anonymous5:13 AM, February 27, 2012

    Glad to learn that your sleeping pattern improoved.

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  10. FirstNations9:35 AM, February 27, 2012

    The statue they give you STILL doesn't have any clothes on. Frickin' hippies.

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  11. The Cool Cookie10:15 AM, February 27, 2012

    And it doubles as a device to rid the winner of constipation, and piles. Just fill the base up with unguent. What could be easier, or more decorative!

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  12. Topher10:39 AM, February 27, 2012

    Didn't see the show but the blogosphere was over run with flotsam and jetsam bits of news, tawdry information and fashion (somehow missed Daddy Gunn's Spanx revelation). Can Mistress get a picture of that for us?

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  13. The Mistress10:44 AM, February 27, 2012

    BITCHES: I’m away for a day or two so the onus is on YOU Bitches to find a photo of Tim Gunn’s Spanx.

    Thanks for the Spanx.

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  14. Michael Guy7:49 PM, February 27, 2012

    Crashing bore. I flipped it off after Billy Crystal's "original" film montage. Been there/done that. Nobody gives a shit about the Oscars. It's all loaner shit anyway. Not like back in Elizabeth Taylor's day...when one understood it was HER Cartier matched set and HER couture gown that didn't need to be back on a return plane to Milan the next day.

    :: snaps fan shut; minces off ::

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