Tim Gunn shared with the audience that he is wearing SPANX. "There is nothing wrong with wearing a garment that helps to slim you and help you have a clean line."
Seldom do I want to hit a lady, but I would clean that nellie bitche's clock.
Didn't see the show but the blogosphere was over run with flotsam and jetsam bits of news, tawdry information and fashion (somehow missed Daddy Gunn's Spanx revelation). Can Mistress get a picture of that for us?
Crashing bore. I flipped it off after Billy Crystal's "original" film montage. Been there/done that. Nobody gives a shit about the Oscars. It's all loaner shit anyway. Not like back in Elizabeth Taylor's day...when one understood it was HER Cartier matched set and HER couture gown that didn't need to be back on a return plane to Milan the next day.
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ReplyDeleteOh please! I've got much better things to do!
ReplyDeleteIt's going to be a bumpy night.
ReplyDeleteTim Gunn shared with the audience that he is wearing SPANX. "There is nothing wrong with wearing a garment that helps to slim you and help you have a clean line."
ReplyDeleteSeldom do I want to hit a lady, but I would clean that nellie bitche's clock.
"How nerve-wracking can it be walking a red carpet?"
ReplyDeleteFUCK OFF!
i would like to thank Natalie Portman's necklace. sparkly!
ReplyDeleteloretta young won best newcomer
ReplyDeletefrank morgan won for most congenial
sal mineo won for nicest penis
bea arthur won for best breast
but i thought eleanor powell really danced well.
where can I see Sal Mineo's penis?
DeleteI thought Oscar lived in a trash can on Sesame Street...
ReplyDeleteGlad to learn that your sleeping pattern improoved.
ReplyDeleteThe statue they give you STILL doesn't have any clothes on. Frickin' hippies.
ReplyDeleteAnd it doubles as a device to rid the winner of constipation, and piles. Just fill the base up with unguent. What could be easier, or more decorative!
ReplyDeleteDidn't see the show but the blogosphere was over run with flotsam and jetsam bits of news, tawdry information and fashion (somehow missed Daddy Gunn's Spanx revelation). Can Mistress get a picture of that for us?
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: I’m away for a day or two so the onus is on YOU Bitches to find a photo of Tim Gunn’s Spanx.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Spanx.
Crashing bore. I flipped it off after Billy Crystal's "original" film montage. Been there/done that. Nobody gives a shit about the Oscars. It's all loaner shit anyway. Not like back in Elizabeth Taylor's day...when one understood it was HER Cartier matched set and HER couture gown that didn't need to be back on a return plane to Milan the next day.
ReplyDelete:: snaps fan shut; minces off ::