Last week, we asked you to submit photos of your bare bottoms for a rump reading.
Are you ready for THIS, Bitches? The first FEMALE arse to join Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses! …
NURSEMYRA!
For purposes of alliteration, I wanted to say “first female fanny” but then, depending on which country you’re in, we’d be referring to her frontbits instead of her backbits.
Using the ancient (pseudo)science of Rumpology, we ask you to foretell Nursemyra’s fortune.
Monday, January 09, 2012
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Thank you Nursemyra!
ReplyDelete♫Fairy tales can come true
ReplyDeleteIt can happen to you
I see an Aussie Invasion of the Infomaniac "Arse Hall" of fame.
ReplyDeleteSo far there's you, Damien and now Nursemyra.
ReplyDeleteBut if I'm not mistaken, Damien and Nursemyra are originally from New Zealand so does it still count as an Aussie arse invasion?
I fortell plenty of chafing and the possibility of a raging bush fire
ReplyDeleteI'm seeing that she can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan....
ReplyDeleteAsstasstic!
ReplyDeletethis isn't her first time to the rodeo, is it?
ReplyDeleteOh the marvellous Globes of Corset Friday, bbbite me they say!
ReplyDeleteI see a trip to grandmas house and or is it to the naughty wolf layer...
ReplyDeletep.s. Love the ruffles!
BEAST: I fortell plenty of chafing and the possibility of a raging bush fire
ReplyDeleteIn that case, you can lend her your ointment!
Has your rash cleared up yet?
WALLY: I'm seeing that she can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan....
‘Cause she’s a woman!
W-O-M-A-N
COOKIE: Asstasstic!
Bravo!
NORMADESMOND: this isn't her first time to the rodeo, is it?
Rode hard and put away wet, as they say?
MAGO: Oh the marvellous Globes of Corset Friday, bbbite me they say!
Friday?
Is this not Monday?
Have I been away that long?
COREYJO: I see a trip to grandmas house and or is it to the naughty wolf layer...
p.s. Love the ruffles!
A bedtime story will ensue, in any case.
Mistress, is it spring yet?
ReplyDeleteMost impressive, is all I can say!
ReplyDeleteYes it's still an Aussie arse invasion. Australia and New Zealand are now attached via Tasmania
ReplyDeleteNo, dearest Mistress, you are timing perfectly ass always. A reference to The Hospital's Friday shenanigans.
ReplyDeleteNursey will be blessed with many nice knickers and corsets which will continue to fit well despite her fondness for cake
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't foresee or get a reading here, but I do tell ya Ms Nursey's arse, I sense has many healing powers!
ReplyDeleteDEEP BLUE JON: Mistress, is it spring yet?
ReplyDeleteGo back to bed, mon cher.
THOMBEAU: Most impressive, is all I can say!
You said a mouthful!
NURSEMYRA: Yes it's still an Aussie arse invasion. Australia and New Zealand are now attached via Tasmania.
*resists making “down under” jokes*
Thank you for displaying your beautiful bottom to the world.
MAGO: No, dearest Mistress, you are timing perfectly ass always. A reference to The Hospital's Friday shenanigans.
It’s a good thing SOMEONE is paying attention!
LULU: Nursey will be blessed with many nice knickers and corsets which will continue to fit well despite her fondness for cake
Did someone mention cake?
MISTRESS MADDIE: Well, I don't foresee or get a reading here, but I do tell ya Ms Nursey's arse, I sense has many healing powers!
Ah, the laying on of hands.
nice...no further text required...heh
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: And it's not hairy!
ReplyDeleteMakes a nice change, eh?