Which of these legs problems are yours?
Straight hips?
Scrawny thighs?
Bony knees?
Stringbean calves?
Toothpick ankles?
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Sunday, May 01, 2011
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I'll be sending some photos shortly....
ReplyDeleteto answer your questions;
all of the above.
kabuki's leg problems mostly revolve around the famous 'middle leg', so are not proper to be discussed in mixed company
ReplyDeleteNone of the above darling...
ReplyDeleteBut swollen ankles come to mind... especially after a long day on my feet...
BOXER: First!I'll be sending some photos shortly....
ReplyDeleteto answer your questions;
all of the above.
Shall I attach arrows to your photo to point out your problem areas?
KABUKI: kabuki's leg problems mostly revolve around the famous 'middle leg', so are not proper to be discussed in mixed company
You may discuss it with me privately.
Send pictures.
PRINCESS: None of the above darling...
But swollen ankles come to mind... especially after a long day on my feet...
Wear something bright and gay around your face to distract from your afflicted area.
My problem is not my legs; it's the fact that I am starting to understand Kabuki Zero's comments. I am afraid of what that may lead to.
ReplyDeleteKNEES!! Alright... I hate my knees.
ReplyDeleteSX
TB: My problem is not my legs; it's the fact that I am starting to understand Kabuki Zero's comments. I am afraid of what that may lead to.
ReplyDeleteLike me, it will lead to adoration of kabuki zero.
You might as well get down on your knees and worship NOW.
SCARLET: KNEES!! Alright... I hate my knees.
You certainly spend enough time on them.
Peep!
ReplyDeleteOh I have stringbean calves but never knew the proper name. Looking forward to seeing all the contestants and snickering as I hide behind my computer screen. I don't want to snicker outright now that I've fessed up to those calves!
ReplyDeleteXL: Peep!
ReplyDeleteI’ll put you down for “all of the above.”
KELLY RED: Oh I have stringbean calves but never knew the proper name. Looking forward to seeing all the contestants and snickering as I hide behind my computer screen. I don't want to snicker outright now that I've fessed up to those calves!
Why hide your calves when you have those fab Prada shoes?
As the theme song for Kathy Griffin’s “My Life on the D-List” goes…
Get out of my way, you A-list bores
My Prada shoes are as good as yours
Note: I always change “bores” to “whores” when I sing it.
The problem is the light, always.
ReplyDeleteWhy all the crying???
ReplyDeleteThrow on a pair of fish-nets and see what you catch!
MAGO: The problem is the light, always.
ReplyDeleteI understand…art takes time.
WALLY: Why all the crying???
Throw on a pair of fish-nets and see what you catch!
Crabs?