Surprise, Miss Scarlet!!!
All the Infomaniac Bitches are here to celebrate your birthday!
Why don’t you mix and mingle for a few minutes?
Everyone wants to wish you well... Normadesmond’s been waiting in line for hours for a chance to shake your hand!...
Beast slaved away in the kitchen of Café C, whipping up this cake for you…
Make a wish and blow out the candles!...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE INFOMANIAC BITCHES, MISS SCARLET!
One more thing, bitches.
Not only is it Miss Scarlet’s birthday, it’s also International Scarlet Blue Day.
Celebrate accordingly.
Oh, before I forget…Please drop off your pressies for Miss Scarlet in the Pink Room.
My gift to Miss Scarlet is this houseboy…
[via Zenfancy]
I’ve had him bejeweled and made into a decorative brooch.
Say--this is great! Happy birthday!!
ReplyDeleteSo, is this the oldest you've ever been?
Happy Birtday Miss Scarlet!
ReplyDeleteHere is our present for Miss Scarlet!
happy happy birthday dear girl!
ReplyDeletemj, don't move.
there's a death ray aimed right at you.
Happy birthday. Now you can spank Norma for every year that she's been a woman!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Miss Scarlet. MIss Janey wishes you all the love and happiness you deserve, this day and always.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY SCARLET~~
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday darling!
ReplyDeleteMay there be much champagne, baileys and champagne truffles for many years to come
Happy Birthday Miss Scarlet .
ReplyDeleteI left the cake in Miss MJ's care . There were no but cheek marks when I handed it over !
how can someone so young and beautiful be having a birthday? Many blessings and much joy from kabuki, one thing - does kabuki wear scarlett or blue. kabuki doesn't want to look like a bruise on such an auspicious occasion.
ReplyDeleteI have come over all overexcited!!! Thank you for the houseboy, Mistress!! And for the new pussy, Mr XL.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but I feel like I ought to run round the room in circles doing aeroplane impersonations.
Is the houseboy for keeps?
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Oh... and may thanks for the birthday greetings... and I think Kabuki would suit scarlet...
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*many.... I don't know who may is.
ReplyDeleteI will shut up now.
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Happy Birthday gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the houseboy! I hope you don't end up with too many scratches from the various clasps.
xxxxxx
Belated Mazel Tov Ms Scarlet :)
ReplyDeleteThe houseboy is yours to keep, Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, last night I dreamed I was riding on top of an aeroplane.
Everyone help yourselves to CAKE!
You know how to blow, don't you, Miss Scarlet?
ReplyDeleteMany Happy Returns Scarlet. I have a pressie for you.
ReplyDeleteAll my potatoes look like that, Mitzi!
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Polka Dot Queen!!
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Have yourself a hoot, Miss Scarlet...
ReplyDeleteIn fact, take two, they're small!
That's a surprise! She's timeless ...
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Scarlet Blue!
Happy birthday, Miss Scarlet. Let me know when you're out of fuel and I'll semaphore you in and have a full glass of champers ready.
ReplyDeletehow did polka dot queen make bail? kabuki is willing to bet she did not get time off for good behaviour. Keep your eyes on the pressies Miss Scarlett, kabuki will guard the cake. (she is ruining it for everyone!)
ReplyDeleteATTENTION, BITCHES: There is a new post up...Miss Scarlet's birthday party CONTINUED!
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