You first saw flying penises here last week in this post.
They’re not going to go away anytime soon.
So saddle one up today!
Note #1: A contest will be held next week. In the meantime, we have other business to attend to.
Note #2: Friends of our cute wee Piggy, please drop by on Wednesday for a special farewell.
FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRST!
ReplyDeletedang, we need a buggerwhapper around here *swats at flying penises with flying baby*
p.s..
ReplyDeletere norma desmonds comment...'burying a monkey' is the very first scene in 'Sunset Boulevard'.
*wanders off muttering about some people and their Jamesons*
Don’t you keep an automatic buggerwhapper loaded by the door at all times?
ReplyDeleteAs for the monkey scene, I had successfully erased that image from my film memory until you reminded me.
*returns to hitting the bottle*
*but not spanking the monkey*
but why are they bloody? are the inhabitants of infomania all tight virgins?
ReplyDeletemj, do we need to watch this film again? do i need to spring a quiz on you?
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit disturbing for me, even though I love willies!
ReplyDeleteOh Good God Jesus on a Cracker. And that applies to the last five posts!
ReplyDeleteWhat is with the winged penis art, I would have never contrived such a thing. I still say spidey-porn was the cake topper here! (even over the Cake that the Mistress shared with me)
ReplyDeleteDo you think there is a gospel song about flying penises?
O Lord send them on high!
O Lord send them on low!
O Lord up the skirts they go~~
Adorable! Can I have one??? I promise to take care of him and clean up after his mess!
ReplyDeletePleaaaaaase!
NORMADESMOND: but why are they bloody? are the inhabitants of infomania all tight virgins?
ReplyDeleteAll except you, Norma.
And that whore AyeM8y.
And Peenee, of course.
Oh, it’s going to be a long night if I have to tally you up.
NORMADESMOND: mj, do we need to watch this film again? do i need to spring a quiz on you?
I’ve watched it half a dozen times so there is NO excuse.
Do I get bonus points for being able to play all the parts in Valley of the Dolls?
JELLY MONSTER: That's a bit disturbing for me, even though I love willies!
Then you don’t love them ENOUGH!
LA DIVA CUCINA: Oh Good God Jesus on a Cracker. And that applies to the last five posts!
I could say the same about your fish-with-teeth post.
I’m still too horrified to leave a comment.
MANDA: What is with the winged penis art, I would have never contrived such a thing. I still say spidey-porn was the cake topper here! (even over the Cake that the Mistress shared with me)
Do you think there is a gospel song about flying penises?
O Lord send them on high!
O Lord send them on low!
O Lord up the skirts they go~~
As a promising pastry chef in the making you must overcome your fear of cake.
Can I get an Amen?
JASON: Adorable! Can I have one??? I promise to take care of him and clean up after his mess!
Pleaaaaaase!
Jason you said the same thing about the monkey and look what happened.
Did you see that, Norma?
I think I need a special fly/penis swatter?
ReplyDeleteImagine what would happen if you had one of those electric bug zappers. KU-RACK!
ReplyDeleteI am also concerned about the blood.
ReplyDeleteAre they mensurating penisi?
Sx
BOXER: I think I need a special fly/penis swatter?
ReplyDeleteHand your money over to the Infomaniac Shopping Network today!
NATIONS: Imagine what would happen if you had one of those electric bug zappers. KU-RACK!
What if you just hung a strip of fly paper from the ceiling?
SCARLET: I am also concerned about the blood.
Are they mensurating penisi?
Yes, Miss Scarlet.
That is why they have WINGS.
Oh how lovely a scene fom the first Potter movie... Harry on a broom stick chasing...*puts glasses on*... "Bloody Flying Penises"... My goodness... I don't remember this scene...
ReplyDeleteSeverus has been busy... all those dismembered members flapping about...
Young Harry's sexchange obviously went quite well considering...
Leeches, bloody leeches. Flying leeches spitting in the lady's face. Laudanum? Poor Pierrot has to keep things to himself. You know the nice German word "vögeln"?
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Oh how lovely a scene fom the first Potter movie... Harry on a broom stick chasing...*puts glasses on*... "Bloody Flying Penises"... My goodness... I don't remember this scene...
ReplyDeleteSeverus has been busy... all those dismembered members flapping about...
Young Harry's sexchange obviously went quite well considering...
I’m straddling my “special” Nimbus 2000 Harry Potter broom as we speak.
MAGO: Leeches, bloody leeches. Flying leeches spitting in the lady's face. Laudanum? Poor Pierrot has to keep things to himself. You know the nice German word "vögeln"?
*adds “vögeln” to German vocabulary along with “Verpiss Dich!” and “Leck mich am arsch!”*
MoonBlossom, didja HAVE to mention cake?!
ReplyDeleteWhile I certainly love a good stiffie, anything that swarms tends to frighten lil ol' me! EEEK!
LA DIVA CUCINA: MoonBlossom, didja HAVE to mention cake?!
ReplyDeleteWhile I certainly love a good stiffie, anything that swarms tends to frighten lil ol' me! EEEK!
I may have developed ichthyophobia after viewing your freaky fish.
I hope you are happy.
That's why I come here...for the cocks and the comments!
ReplyDeleteDo I get bonus points for being able to play all the parts in Valley of the Dolls?
ReplyDeletehelen lawson .... norma desmond?
apples and oranges dear, apples and oranges.
Aerodynamic, I must admit.
ReplyDeleteSALTY MISS JILL: That's why I come here...for the cocks and the comments!
ReplyDeleteWhere have you been? We haven’t seen you since August!
Have you been getting your cock elsewhere?
NORMADESMOND: Do I get bonus points for being able to play all the parts in Valley of the Dolls?
helen lawson .... norma desmond?
apples and oranges dear, apples and oranges.
Sigh.
I’ll just go back to my Edna May Oliver marathon on TCM, then, shall I?
HEFF: Aerodynamic, I must admit.
That’s a fancy word for “drag”.
Good morning MJ,
ReplyDeleteYou know this gives a whole new meaning to the term: Flyingf**k
And why are the ones on the ground missing their balls?! Same with the one on the right plummeting to the ground ball-less. And this is Kelly Red, I can't get my name to appear for some reason.
ReplyDelete*swats another flying cock*
ReplyDeleteJeez these things are more annoying than mosquitos.
Dzzzt!
Yes, MJ, he is ONE fugly fish! Much prefer the diving penises any day! Have another vodka, darling, it always helps ME keep the phobias away!
ReplyDeleteAngel penises?
ReplyDeleteWow. Lorena Bobbit just couldn't stop, could she.
KARL: Good morning MJ,
ReplyDeleteYou know this gives a whole new meaning to the term: Flyingf**k
Ha! Right you are, Karl!
p.s. Mistress MJ will not scold you (much) if you spell out naughty words in their entirety.
KELLY RED: And why are the ones on the ground missing their balls?! Same with the one on the right plummeting to the ground ball-less. And this is Kelly Red, I can't get my name to appear for some reason.
We haven’t seen you in months!
Do you still have that Ronald Reagan mug?
p.s. Try clicking into the Name/URL button and then typing in your name.
ROSES: *swats another flying cock*
Jeez these things are more annoying than mosquitos.
Dzzzt!
Have another vodka and you won’t feel a thing.
LA DIVA CUCINA: Yes, MJ, he is ONE fugly fish! Much prefer the diving penises any day! Have another vodka, darling, it always helps ME keep the phobias away!
That’s THREE comments in one day!
Are you out on a day pass?
IVD: Angel penises?
Wow. Lorena Bobbit just couldn't stop, could she.
Angel penis?
Is that what they call you down at the docks?
I just noticed something! The 'dress' seems to have something funny going on in it.. Maybe THAT is where all the blood is coming from. Hmhmhm.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I didn't know that balls provided lift! "Lose your balls and you'll never fly again" What a slogan!
Only when I've been a good boy!
ReplyDeleteMiss J is concerned that they are all so red. Has Jason's Miss Coutah been visiting Infomaniac and left her stain here as well?
ReplyDeleteThis fish is ugly beyond description. One of the creatures that should never be pulled out of the water. Does somebody really eat such a disgrace?
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth is the clown doing
ReplyDeleteHas he just been rear ended
MANDA: I just noticed something! The 'dress' seems to have something funny going on in it.. Maybe THAT is where all the blood is coming from. Hmhmhm.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I didn't know that balls provided lift! "Lose your balls and you'll never fly again" What a slogan!
This could solve the world’s energy problems.
IVD: Only when I've been a good boy!
See my comment to Beast.
MISS JANEY: Miss J is concerned that they are all so red. Has Jason's Miss Coutah been visiting Infomaniac and left her stain here as well?
I’ll check for telltale dried-up grits.
MAGO: This fish is ugly beyond description. One of the creatures that should never be pulled out of the water. Does somebody really eat such a disgrace?
You must visit La Diva Cucina and ask her.
BEAST: What on earth is the clown doing
Has he just been rear ended
I suspect IVD is behind this.
Can't go there. It will bite ... off ... I have fish fear.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Can't go there. It will bite ... off ... I have fish fear.
ReplyDeleteAh, the dreaded ichthyophobia.
La Diva can help you.
Is there a sign-up sheet for 'flying penis traffic controller'?
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: Is there a sign-up sheet for 'flying penis traffic controller'?
ReplyDeleteDo you double as the landing pad?