So we’ve decided to import this dish and serve it here at the Infomaniac Diner...
Can you think of anything else we should add to our menu?
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Kipper Surprise
Those of you who know our friend Beast are aware that “Kipper Surprise” is on the menu at his place of employ; the notorious Café C in Dorchester, England.
So we’ve decided to import this dish and serve it here at the Infomaniac Diner...
Can you think of anything else we should add to our menu?
So we’ve decided to import this dish and serve it here at the Infomaniac Diner...
Can you think of anything else we should add to our menu?
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Special Sauce.
ReplyDeleteGoodness, what big crabs you have my dear..
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Xl...
that's almost enough to make a girl swear off seafood, sugar! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteOh Hai, XL & Princess!
cream of sum yun gai
ReplyDeleteXL: Special Sauce.
ReplyDeleteYou’ll need Wet Wipes with that.
PRINCESS: Goodness, what big crabs you have my dear..
Oh but your Australian crabs are much bigger!
SAVANNAH: that's almost enough to make a girl swear off seafood, sugar!
So you won’t turf the surf?
MARISHA: cream of sum yun gai
If it’s good enough for the Young Dong Garden, it’s good enough for the Infomaniac Diner.
Barbecued Vespre patties.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd almost prefer the intimate odour to this.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. This is more than I can deal with first thing in the morning.
ReplyDelete*stumbles off to find more Eine*
Mistress knows I don't do food until later in the day.
Are your mussels fresh?
ReplyDeleteTo put cold slimy squidgy creatures on a woman's skin is perverse.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Barbecued Vespre patties.
ReplyDeleteFood poisoning in progress…you forgot to heat the meat.
CYBERPOOF: I think I'd almost prefer the intimate odour to this.
*wafts in CyberPoof’s general direction*
ROSES: Oh dear. This is more than I can deal with first thing in the morning.
*stumbles off to find more Eine*
Mistress knows I don't do food until later in the day.
I misread that as “stumbles off to find more heinie”.
MICHAEL GUY: Are your mussels fresh?
As fresh as your cockles.
MAGO: To put cold slimy squidgy creatures on a woman's skin is perverse.
Hello Dali.
At the four gold star rated Cafe C , we wouldnt be at all pleased with this sort of going on at the buffet table
ReplyDelete***sprays Miss MJ with sanitiser***
BEAST: At the four gold star rated Cafe C , we wouldnt be at all pleased with this sort of going on at the buffet table
ReplyDelete***sprays Miss MJ with sanitiser***
Ah yes, your fictitious four gold stars.
Did you get that from the same company that sells fake college diplomas?
I'll take an order of all three of these specials! I luv sushi!
ReplyDeleteAdd some oysters and clams to the menu. Hold the crabs, please.
P.S. Don't forget to add Vespre in the restrooms for the customers.
ReplyDeleteCafe MJ should refrain from serving jellied "beef ring" au jus, and of course Rocky Mountain Oysters are an aquired taste.
ReplyDeleteI do not care who committed this artificial crime, dogslitter Dali or whoever - And à bas! should help, says Dr. Oehlmann ...
ReplyDeleteEROS: I'll take an order of all three of these specials! I luv sushi!
ReplyDeleteAdd some oysters and clams to the menu. Hold the crabs, please.
It’s all you can eat!
EROS: P.S. Don't forget to add Vespre in the restrooms for the customers.
I’ll have a giant nozzle attached to the wall.
You can’t go around giving out those tiny sample bottles.
It would be like investing in mini soaps and shampoos in hotels…you know you can’t make money with those.
MR. COOKIE: Cafe MJ should refrain from serving jellied "beef ring" au jus, and of course Rocky Mountain Oysters are an aquired taste.
Hold the aspic.
MAGO: I do not care who committed this artificial crime, dogslitter Dali or whoever - And à bas! should help, says Dr. Oehlmann ...
Trust the Germans to come up with a solution!
You can never have too much cream.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I could tempt you to some beef curtains
ReplyDeleteKAPI: You can never have too much cream.
ReplyDeleteI’ll add that to the shopping list.
Unless you have some to spare?
MITZI: I wonder if I could tempt you to some beef curtains.
Most certainly not.
And don’t even think about the vadgie burger.
Spotted dick! A fine establishment needs some Spotted Dick.
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And some potates.
And a pint glass of Jamsons.
MANDA: Spotted dick! A fine establishment needs some Spotted Dick.
ReplyDeleteBet you can’t eat just one.
SID: I see you’ve figured out how to cut and paste.
Did you ever get the “v” on your keyboard fixed?
I notice you’ve chosen not to use any words containing that letter so it makes one wonder.
The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole.
ReplyDeleteGEOFF: The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole.
ReplyDeleteIt could have been worse…Winston Churchill for example?
Unless he goes for that kind of thing.
ReplyDelete...Mr Beastie is more of a prawn though...
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