tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4272259721922257485..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Kipper SurpriseThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74134174904462946832010-10-26T06:46:01.612-04:002010-10-26T06:46:01.612-04:00...Mr Beastie is more of a prawn though...
Sx...Mr Beastie is more of a prawn though...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54448340636990010352010-10-25T18:35:05.108-04:002010-10-25T18:35:05.108-04:00Unless he goes for that kind of thing.Unless he goes for that kind of thing.Mandanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42635333753758463572010-10-25T15:46:11.250-04:002010-10-25T15:46:11.250-04:00GEOFF: The worst job I ever had was retrieving lob...<b>GEOFF</b>: <i>The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole.</i><br /><br />It could have been worse…Winston Churchill for example?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88565847442849444432010-10-25T15:42:50.535-04:002010-10-25T15:42:50.535-04:00The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters f...The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27258742808711900322010-10-25T15:20:13.221-04:002010-10-25T15:20:13.221-04:00MANDA: Spotted dick! A fine establishment needs so...<b>MANDA</b>: <i>Spotted dick! A fine establishment needs some Spotted Dick.</i><br /><br />Bet you can’t eat just one.<br /><br /><b>SID</b>: I see you’ve figured out how to cut and paste.<br /><br />Did you ever get the “v” on your keyboard fixed?<br /><br />I notice you’ve chosen not to use any words containing that letter so it makes one wonder.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76461110986610515362010-10-25T15:03:38.581-04:002010-10-25T15:03:38.581-04:00Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds
Spuds,Spuds,Sp...Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br />Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds,Spuds<br /><br /><br />And some potates.<br /><br />And a pint glass of Jamsons.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73743783742581438872010-10-25T12:42:47.502-04:002010-10-25T12:42:47.502-04:00Spotted dick! A fine establishment needs some Spot...Spotted dick! A fine establishment needs some Spotted Dick.Mandanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47896440071424052312010-10-25T12:19:15.899-04:002010-10-25T12:19:15.899-04:00KAPI: You can never have too much cream.
I’ll add...<b>KAPI</b>: <i>You can never have too much cream.</i><br /><br />I’ll add that to the shopping list.<br /><br />Unless you have some to spare?<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>I wonder if I could tempt you to some beef curtains.</i><br /><br />Most certainly not.<br /><br />And don’t even think about the vadgie burger.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33496101298952558562010-10-25T11:33:14.052-04:002010-10-25T11:33:14.052-04:00I wonder if I could tempt you to some beef curtai...I wonder if I could tempt you to some <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFlHTGlOC_M" rel="nofollow"> beef curtains</a>Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4558546287231960562010-10-25T10:14:24.735-04:002010-10-25T10:14:24.735-04:00You can never have too much cream.You can never have too much cream.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39838683771747240052010-10-25T09:44:33.131-04:002010-10-25T09:44:33.131-04:00EROS: I'll take an order of all three of these...<b>EROS</b>: <i>I'll take an order of all three of these specials! I luv sushi!<br />Add some oysters and clams to the menu. Hold the crabs, please. </i><br /><br />It’s all you can eat!<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i> P.S. Don't forget to add Vespre in the restrooms for the customers.</i><br /><br />I’ll have a giant nozzle attached to the wall.<br /><br />You can’t go around giving out those tiny sample bottles.<br /><br />It would be like investing in mini soaps and shampoos in hotels…you know you can’t make money with those.<br /><br /><b>MR. COOKIE</b>: <i>Cafe MJ should refrain from serving jellied "beef ring" au jus, and of course Rocky Mountain Oysters are an aquired taste.</i><br /><br />Hold the aspic.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>I do not care who committed this artificial crime, dogslitter Dali or whoever - And à bas! should help, says Dr. Oehlmann ...</i><br /><br />Trust the Germans to come up with a solution!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55205295884082528282010-10-25T09:38:45.296-04:002010-10-25T09:38:45.296-04:00I do not care who committed this artificial crime,...I do not care who committed this artificial crime, dogslitter Dali or whoever - And <a href="http://www.pharmeo.de/product_info.php/products_id/46611/XTCsid/46f2bb0d5f9b116a2d64a2228c2b3393" rel="nofollow">à bas!</a> should help, says Dr. Oehlmann ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65608560682589728382010-10-25T09:27:31.463-04:002010-10-25T09:27:31.463-04:00Cafe MJ should refrain from serving jellied "...Cafe MJ should refrain from serving jellied "beef ring" au jus, and of course Rocky Mountain Oysters are an aquired taste.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18914257592110666022010-10-25T09:20:55.372-04:002010-10-25T09:20:55.372-04:00P.S. Don't forget to add Vespre in the restroo...P.S. Don't forget to add Vespre in the restrooms for the customers.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84067852935633634432010-10-25T09:13:16.047-04:002010-10-25T09:13:16.047-04:00I'll take an order of all three of these speci...I'll take an order of all three of these specials! I luv sushi!<br /><br />Add some oysters and clams to the menu. Hold the crabs, please.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75721031698958674192010-10-25T08:45:58.997-04:002010-10-25T08:45:58.997-04:00BEAST: At the four gold star rated Cafe C , we wou...<b>BEAST</b>: <i>At the four gold star rated Cafe C , we wouldnt be at all pleased with this sort of going on at the buffet table<br />***sprays Miss MJ with sanitiser***</i><br /><br />Ah yes, your fictitious four gold stars. <br /><br />Did you get that from the same company that sells fake college diplomas?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22254605670895823742010-10-25T08:19:18.793-04:002010-10-25T08:19:18.793-04:00At the four gold star rated Cafe C , we wouldnt be...At the four gold star rated Cafe C , we wouldnt be at all pleased with this sort of going on at the buffet table<br />***sprays Miss MJ with sanitiser***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89637948245360267602010-10-25T07:34:34.612-04:002010-10-25T07:34:34.612-04:00PEENEE: Barbecued Vespre patties.
Food poisoning ...<b>PEENEE</b>: <i>Barbecued Vespre patties.</i><br /><br />Food poisoning in progress…you forgot to heat the meat.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I think I'd almost prefer the intimate odour to this.</i><br /><br />*wafts in CyberPoof’s general direction*<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Oh dear. This is more than I can deal with first thing in the morning.<br />*stumbles off to find more Eine*<br />Mistress knows I don't do food until later in the day.</i><br /><br />I misread that as “stumbles off to find more heinie”.<br /><br /><b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>Are your mussels fresh?</i><br /><br />As fresh as your cockles.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>To put cold slimy squidgy creatures on a woman's skin is perverse.</i><br /><br />Hello <a href="http://tinyurl.com/29v4rlr/" rel="nofollow">Dali</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65451059820756254212010-10-25T05:59:43.101-04:002010-10-25T05:59:43.101-04:00To put cold slimy squidgy creatures on a woman'...To put cold slimy squidgy creatures on a woman's skin is perverse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41652401818602944652010-10-25T05:59:02.427-04:002010-10-25T05:59:02.427-04:00Are your mussels fresh?Are your mussels fresh?Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1051209076987731442010-10-25T02:35:50.122-04:002010-10-25T02:35:50.122-04:00Oh dear. This is more than I can deal with first t...Oh dear. This is more than I can deal with first thing in the morning.<br /><br />*stumbles off to find more Eine*<br /><br />Mistress knows I don't do food until later in the day.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25177614522347035292010-10-25T01:11:41.182-04:002010-10-25T01:11:41.182-04:00I think I'd almost prefer the intimate odour t...I think I'd almost prefer the intimate odour to this.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27456392075704193562010-10-25T01:11:32.332-04:002010-10-25T01:11:32.332-04:00Barbecued Vespre patties.Barbecued Vespre patties.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4631216018598653682010-10-24T21:36:13.404-04:002010-10-24T21:36:13.404-04:00XL: Special Sauce.
You’ll need Wet Wipes with tha...<b>XL</b>: <i>Special Sauce.</i><br /><br />You’ll need Wet Wipes with that.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Goodness, what big crabs you have my dear..</i><br /><br />Oh but your Australian <a href="http://tinyurl.com/22p3to4/" rel="nofollow">crabs</a> are much bigger!<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>that's almost enough to make a girl swear off seafood, sugar!</i><br /><br />So you won’t turf the surf?<br /><br /><b>MARISHA</b>: <i>cream of sum yun gai</i><br /><br />If it’s good enough for the Young Dong Garden, it’s good enough for the Infomaniac Diner.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2056823805198882422010-10-24T21:12:18.662-04:002010-10-24T21:12:18.662-04:00cream of sum yun gaicream of sum yun gaimarishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02859471994386600147noreply@blogger.com