Monday, May 10, 2010

Footie Fever!

I know it’s a month away but has anyone else got footie fever yet?




Oh dear. I do hope I don’t lower myself to posting gratuitous photos of shirtless footballers again.


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34 comments:

  1. jason10:25 PM, May 09, 2010

    first-ball!

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  2. The Mistress10:30 PM, May 09, 2010

    Oooo, Jason…you’ve really got your eye on the ball, haven't you?

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  3. LẌ10:38 PM, May 09, 2010

    Late on the field due to posing in the locker room.

    PS: It's not football, it's soccer.

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  4. The Mistress10:56 PM, May 09, 2010

    “Of the 45 national FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) affiliates in which English is an official or primary language, 42 use FOOTBALL in their organizations official names (only Canada, Samoa and United States use soccer).”

    I’m sure this could be debated endlessly but Mistress MJ is putting a stop to it now.

    Here on Infomaniac the game is officially known as FOOTBALL.

    Mistress MJ has spoken.

    Long live Mistress MJ.

    And football.

    And shirtless footballers.

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  5. SuperAgentFred11:08 PM, May 09, 2010

    I prefer to call it "Homoerotic CrotchGrabing Ass Slapping Sublimation with Showers." But then, I call lots of things that.

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  6. LẌ11:11 PM, May 09, 2010

    HA!

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  7. The Mistress11:21 PM, May 09, 2010

    SuperAgentFred: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    However did you find us?

    I prefer to call it "Homoerotic CrotchGrabing Ass Slapping Sublimation with Showers." But then, I call lots of things that.

    That’s catchy but too hard to say when you’re drunk.

    XL: HA!

    See my Cristiano Ronaldo posts.

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  8. eroswings12:19 AM, May 10, 2010

    Er, his football looks a lot like a soccer ball.

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  9. The Mistress12:33 AM, May 10, 2010

    EROS: Er, his football looks a lot like a soccer ball.

    *awaits awakening of British Infomaniac bitches who will set you straight on this little matter*

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  10. Romeo Morningwood12:59 AM, May 10, 2010

    Puhleeze don't start raving about the Italian DIVING Team?
    Mama Mia my-a leg sheeza broka!
    UGH! :(

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  11. The Mistress1:12 AM, May 10, 2010

    DONN: Puhleeze don't start raving about the Italian DIVING Team?
    Mama Mia my-a leg sheeza broka!
    UGH! :(

    But it’s been FOUR YEARS since my LAST rave!

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  12. Inexplicable DeVice1:38 AM, May 10, 2010

    As a Brit, which trounces anything I might know about Football, I can assure you all (Eros, xl) that the game (beautiful? I don't think so. Only some of the players - Jamie Redknapp, I'm talking about you!) is most definitely called FOOTBALL, and not Soccer. Urgh! The very idea! I need to look at topless fotballers now to get over the horror.

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  13. Princess2:03 AM, May 10, 2010

    I had no idea that you were an officanado of Aussie Rules Dear Mistress...

    Here Are some lovely boys from Down Under...

    foot ball is hot though....

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  14. Roses3:08 AM, May 10, 2010

    I'm not a football fan, but those shower pics could make me change my mind.

    You realise Mistress, you'll have to re-post all of this when we get Kaz back?

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  15. CyberPete4:41 AM, May 10, 2010

    And just for that Miss MJ (Dolce & Gabbana ads and everything) you can have a glass of my Moet anytime.

    By the way, it's called football not soccer.

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  16. The Mistress8:20 AM, May 10, 2010

    IVD: As a Brit, which trounces anything I might know about Football, I can assure you all (Eros, xl) that the game (beautiful? I don't think so. Only some of the players - Jamie Redknapp, I'm talking about you!) is most definitely called FOOTBALL, and not Soccer. Urgh! The very idea! I need to look at topless fotballers now to get over the horror.

    FOOTBALL it is and thank you for your correct response.

    By the way, I’ve looked at this pic of Jamie Redknapp from every angle but I still can’t see up his shorts.

    PRINCESS: I had no idea that you were an officanado of Aussie Rules Dear Mistress...
    Here Are some lovely boys from Down Under...
    foot ball is hot though....

    *ogles calendar*

    Oh sweet charity.

    ROSES: I'm not a football fan, but those shower pics could make me change my mind.
    You realise Mistress, you'll have to re-post all of this when we get Kaz back?

    Check out these two posts I did ages ago for KAZ on Thierry Henry.

    CYBERPOOF: And just for that Miss MJ (Dolce & Gabbana ads and everything) you can have a glass of my Moet anytime.
    By the way, it's called football not soccer.

    Another vote for FOOTBALL.

    Thank you, my little Danish pastry.

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  17. LẌ8:28 AM, May 10, 2010

    Mistress, here's another vote for FOOTBALL!

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  18. Heff10:03 AM, May 10, 2010

    Footie fever ? NEVER HAD IT.

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  19. Anonymous10:44 AM, May 10, 2010

    Ah, sports, time to awake the Cro Magnons again ...

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  20. CyberPete10:56 AM, May 10, 2010

    I feel the fever.

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  21. The Mistress11:21 AM, May 10, 2010

    XL: Mistress, here's another vote for FOOTBALL!

    GAH!

    HEFF: Footie fever ? NEVER HAD IT.

    Calm yourself, Heff.

    MAGO: Ah, sports, time to awake the Cro Magnons again ...

    Also known as football hooligans.

    CYBERPOOF: I feel the fever.

    Are you sure it’s not MANFLU?

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  22. Inexplicable DeVice12:08 PM, May 10, 2010

    Oh, you poor thing, MJ. That was the penultimate pic in a series. The final one shows Jamie with his leg higher, his shorts split down the middle, and... Well. Let's just say that I was very satisfied.

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  23. The Mistress12:44 PM, May 10, 2010

    IVD: Oh, you poor thing, MJ. That was the penultimate pic in a series. The final one shows Jamie with his leg higher, his shorts split down the middle, and... Well. Let's just say that I was very satisfied.

    Don’t you just love a football wardrobe malfunction?

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  24. Jenny1:10 PM, May 10, 2010

    football. Soccer.

    Who cares!

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  25. BEAST1:56 PM, May 10, 2010

    Its Football
    So there
    Soccer FFS , who calls it soccer ?

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  26. The Mistress2:12 PM, May 10, 2010

    BOXER: football. Soccer.
    Who cares!

    See comment from Beast.

    And Inexplicable DeVice.

    And CyberPete.

    BEAST: Its Football
    So there
    Soccer FFS , who calls it soccer ?

    Americans and Canadians (except me) and Samoans too, apparently.

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  27. LẌ3:50 PM, May 10, 2010

    "who calls it soccer?"

    Aussies do too. Their men's national team is the Socceroos. Although their federation inexplicably has the F-word in its title.

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  28. Anonymous4:05 PM, May 10, 2010

    The German magazine is called "Kicker". I prefer the table version.

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  29. Manuel6:14 PM, May 10, 2010

    after sunday's results I don't want to talk about it any more....

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  30. Mitzi 6:26 PM, May 10, 2010

    I'm not fussed for football. I prefer rough and ready rugby players instead.

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  31. The Mistress6:54 PM, May 10, 2010

    XL: "who calls it soccer?"
    Aussies do too. Their men's national team is the Socceroos. Although their federation inexplicably has the F-word in its title.

    Don’t get your Underoos in a twist.

    MAGO: The German magazine is called "Kicker". I prefer the table version.

    Shall I have one installed in the oubliette?

    MANUEL: after sunday's results I don't want to talk about it any more....

    *pats Manuel’s bottom soothingly*

    MITZI: I'm not fussed for football. I prefer rough and ready rugby players instead.

    Many moons ago, I did this post of English rugby player Ben Cohen for our Mr. Frobisher.

    Enjoy.

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  32. Anonymous7:10 PM, May 10, 2010

    "Sloggi"? Sounds like bad ice cream - "wanna sloggi?"

    If it means more fun down there - why not?

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  33. The Mistress10:58 PM, May 10, 2010

    MAGO: Please return to the oubliette.

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  34. eroswings11:12 PM, May 10, 2010

    Nope. It's still soccer, because a soccer ball is round.

    A football is oval.

    And everyone knows that when it comes to men's international team sports, Rugby is the best! And rugby players know how to have fun!

    Go New Zealand All Blacks!

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