Mistress MJ is knackered.
After hosting three big competitions for you ungrateful bitches over a period of one week, she needs a lie-down.
This hammock will do nicely …
See you tomorrow, bitches.
Sunday, August 02, 2009
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1st!
ReplyDeleteDoes The Mistress need her toes fluffed?
*Leaves a basket of muffins by the back door*
ReplyDelete"Knackered"?
ReplyDeleteAny excuse to spread show off your minky eh?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to slip, slap, slop...
ReplyDeleteSx
Your stuffing seems to be leaking out lady !
ReplyDeleteYou appear to have a bioluminescent right boob. I think you need more than a lie down!
ReplyDeletesweet dreams, sugar! ;~D xoxo
ReplyDeletelooks like you're knockered more like it. Nice.
ReplyDeleteAre you awake yet???
ReplyDeleteAre you still swinging your hammocks?
Sx
Yeah, back down you lot! Bollocks!
ReplyDeleteDid you get stuck with the midnight shift in the swing again at the Kitty Kat Klub?
ReplyDeleteHere, I bought you a nice bottle of red, I'll leave it here by the side.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your gentle swinging!
Swing away!
ReplyDeleteJust make sure those hammock marks are gone before venturing out of the house--you might get some strange looks. Then again, I suppose if your used to being carried around by the houseboys, you'd be used to the attention by now.
Here's an emergency yodel button to notify us all when you've had enough rest.
ReplyDeleteEmergency Yodel Button
Ok Crikey MJ - a bird shat on your tit while you were sleeping - how crap is that?
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Who's yodeling, dammit?
ReplyDeleteCan't a bitch get some rest?