1st!Does The Mistress need her toes fluffed?
*Leaves a basket of muffins by the back door*
"Knackered"?
Any excuse to spread show off your minky eh?
Don't forget to slip, slap, slop... Sx
Your stuffing seems to be leaking out lady !
You appear to have a bioluminescent right boob. I think you need more than a lie down!
sweet dreams, sugar! ;~D xoxo
looks like you're knockered more like it. Nice.
Are you awake yet???Are you still swinging your hammocks?Sx
Yeah, back down you lot! Bollocks!
Did you get stuck with the midnight shift in the swing again at the Kitty Kat Klub?
Here, I bought you a nice bottle of red, I'll leave it here by the side.Enjoy your gentle swinging!
Swing away!Just make sure those hammock marks are gone before venturing out of the house--you might get some strange looks. Then again, I suppose if your used to being carried around by the houseboys, you'd be used to the attention by now.
Here's an emergency yodel button to notify us all when you've had enough rest.Emergency Yodel Button
Ok Crikey MJ - a bird shat on your tit while you were sleeping - how crap is that?
BITCHES: Who's yodeling, dammit?Can't a bitch get some rest?
1st!
ReplyDeleteDoes The Mistress need her toes fluffed?
*Leaves a basket of muffins by the back door*
ReplyDelete"Knackered"?
ReplyDeleteAny excuse to spread show off your minky eh?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to slip, slap, slop...
ReplyDeleteSx
Your stuffing seems to be leaking out lady !
ReplyDeleteYou appear to have a bioluminescent right boob. I think you need more than a lie down!
ReplyDeletesweet dreams, sugar! ;~D xoxo
ReplyDeletelooks like you're knockered more like it. Nice.
ReplyDeleteAre you awake yet???
ReplyDeleteAre you still swinging your hammocks?
Sx
Yeah, back down you lot! Bollocks!
ReplyDeleteDid you get stuck with the midnight shift in the swing again at the Kitty Kat Klub?
ReplyDeleteHere, I bought you a nice bottle of red, I'll leave it here by the side.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your gentle swinging!
Swing away!
ReplyDeleteJust make sure those hammock marks are gone before venturing out of the house--you might get some strange looks. Then again, I suppose if your used to being carried around by the houseboys, you'd be used to the attention by now.
Here's an emergency yodel button to notify us all when you've had enough rest.
ReplyDeleteEmergency Yodel Button
Ok Crikey MJ - a bird shat on your tit while you were sleeping - how crap is that?
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Who's yodeling, dammit?
ReplyDeleteCan't a bitch get some rest?