We asked you this question a year and a half ago.
But seeing as many new bitches have joined us since then, it’s time to examine this issue once again.
Well, that and the fact that I’m too lazy to think of anything original today.
If Mistress MJ could bottle you, what would you smell like?
Feel free to speculate on the scent of your fellow Infomaniac bitches as well.
YAY FIRST
ReplyDeletePure Testosterone and a hint of bleach...obviously
ReplyDeleteOld Knudsen I would imagine smells of Raw Sex or Day old sushi
Miss Scarlet and Cyberpoof smell of Chanel Number 5 with a hint of gin
I said that I smell like Napalm in the Morning. That was an honest effort on my part.
ReplyDeleteNow I smell like my favorite cologne Angst & Angina..
which is a pungent mixture of honeysuckle, spiced rum, and fear.
Beer, spruce trees, and sweat.
ReplyDeleteI sweat a lot running and skiing, there are a billion spruces around us, and I like to drink beer.
That's about it.
At times, I smell like a barn... even when I am not full of piss and vinegar! Although at times I *am* full of shit... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI dunno what I smell like on other days....
warm vanilla buns with hint of spice.
ReplyDelete*breathes deep on Old Knuddy*
Sometimes sweet and delicious like a warm glazed donut.
ReplyDeleteSometimes tangy and zesty like a crispy potato chip.
I smell of the pheromones from a gladiator's strigil.
ReplyDeleteI think I probably smell of Cadbury Creme Egg Goo... but that's better than smelling of stinky Duvet and stale hobnob crumbs, isn't it Mr Beastie?
ReplyDeleteSx
goose down
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Ponita!
BEAST: Pure Testosterone and a hint of bleach...obviously
ReplyDeleteMore like stinky Duvet and stale hobnob crumbs, as Miss Scarlet noted.
And what is this erotic fixation you have with the scent of bleach and other cleaning products?
Old Knudsen I would imagine smells of Raw Sex or Day old sushi
Aren’t they one and the same?
Miss Scarlet and Cyberpoof smell of Chanel Number 5 with a hint of gin
Tee hee!
DONN: I said that I smell like Napalm in the Morning. That was an honest effort on my part.
Now I smell like my favorite cologne Angst & Angina..
which is a pungent mixture of honeysuckle, spiced rum, and fear.
What was that you said about your mangina?
NWT: Beer, spruce trees, and sweat.
ReplyDeleteI sweat a lot running and skiing, there are a billion spruces around us, and I like to drink beer.
That's about it.
It doesn’t get any more Canadian than that!
Unless you add a dollop of poutine behind your ears.
PONITA: At times, I smell like a barn... even when I am not full of piss and vinegar! Although at times I *am* full of shit... ;-)
I dunno what I smell like on other days....
Barn smell is my favourite scent!!!
Mistress MJ is often mocked by those who do not appreciate its earthiness but we know better, don’t we?
We fling cow pies in their general direction!
CARNALIS: warm vanilla buns with hint of spice.
*breathes deep on Old Knuddy*
Don’t get any Old Knudsen on you.
Vanilla buns and day-old sushi don’t mix.
EROS: Sometimes sweet and delicious like a warm glazed donut.
ReplyDeleteSometimes tangy and zesty like a crispy potato chip.
Mmmmmmmmmm….donuts.
Canadian women will follow you anywhere.
KAZ: I smell of the pheromones from a gladiator's strigil.
Did you ask him if he was glad he ate her?
Geddit?
*keels over laughing as the room becomes oddly silent*
SCARLET: I think I probably smell of Cadbury Creme Egg Goo... but that's better than smelling of stinky Duvet and stale hobnob crumbs, isn't it Mr Beastie?
I must admit to giggling at Beast’s description of you smelling of Chanel Number 5 with a hint of gin.
But he’s one to talk, isn’t he?
In fact, I’m flinging open a window right now to let Beast pong out.
XL: goose down
Achoo!
Oh Hai XL!
ReplyDeleteYes, MJ... it is a heavenly scent to us.... I absolutely love it! And who cares if they mock us... they don't know what they are missing. :-)
Never mind the cowpies, though... pony pucks are much easier to lob... ;-)
I suppose I'm a heady mix of frankincense and Champagne, with top notes of damp terrier.
ReplyDeleteMJ I imagine to be a warm blend of merlot and gardenia, with undertones of malice. Delicious malice.
PONITA: Yes, MJ... it is a heavenly scent to us.... I absolutely love it! And who cares if they mock us... they don't know what they are missing. :-)
ReplyDeleteNever mind the cowpies, though... pony pucks are much easier to lob... ;-)
Meadow muffins, anyone?
Get your farm fresh pasture patties here.
MUSCATO: I suppose I'm a heady mix of frankincense and Champagne, with top notes of damp terrier.
MJ I imagine to be a warm blend of merlot and gardenia, with undertones of malice. Delicious malice.
You’re intoxicating, Mr. Muscato.
Well slap me silly and call me Willy!...
How did you know that I was wearing a Gardenia scent just yesterday?
Merlot, of course, interchangeable with Irish whiskey or a vodka martini.
And rather than top notes of damp terrier as you have, mine are bottom notes of wet pussy.
Being a compulsive snacker I smell of salt and vinegar crisps, chocolate and apples with an undernote of coffee.
ReplyDeleteRaw Sex with Day old sushi!
ReplyDeleteOld Knudsen is an easy target isn't he? if you had my medical conditions you wouldn't be laughing.
Well you might as insanity is one of them hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaha!
EMMA: Being a compulsive snacker I smell of salt and vinegar crisps, chocolate and apples with an undernote of coffee.
ReplyDeleteI just woke up and smelled the coffee!
KNUDSEN: Raw Sex with Day old sushi!
Old Knudsen is an easy target isn't he? if you had my medical conditions you wouldn't be laughing.
Well you might as insanity is one of them hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaha!
But unlike Old Knudsen, Mistress MJ still has all her teeth and can bite through these leather restraints any time she wants to!
A heady mix of Guinness and punctured football!
ReplyDeleteBeastie could be right on a few days but on most days it's Sexy Darling or ShowtimeThe CP still loves Kylie
ReplyDeleteMAPSTEW: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteA heady mix of Guinness and punctured football!
Mistress MJ love the smell (and taste!) of Guinness.
The smell of Guinness farts?
Not so much.
CYBERPOOF: Beastie could be right on a few days but on most days it's Sexy Darling or ShowtimeThe CP still loves Kylie
Which part of Kylie Minogue do you smell like?
The part that smells the nicest?
ReplyDelete*taking a pit sniff* clean, yeah, i smell clean...with an undertone of warm. :D
ReplyDeletexoxox
CYBERPOOF: The part that smells the nicest?
ReplyDeleteWell YOU can be the judge of THAT.
SAVANNAH: *taking a pit sniff* clean, yeah, i smell clean...with an undertone of warm. :D
You’re not just warm…
You’re sizzlin’!
Musk. Pure & simple.
ReplyDeleteOld Knudsen ? Toe Jam.
HEFF: Musk. Pure & simple.
ReplyDeleteOld Knudsen ? Toe Jam
Well THAT’S put me off my dinner.
Is that payback for too many nekkid old men on this blog?
Sweat and vanilla.
ReplyDeleteor is that "Sweet Vanilla"?
No.
Sweat.
Me? Woodsmoke. Dusty books. Pink Jasmine. Literally, figuratively.
ReplyDeleteThe lovely odors around here are intermingling most peculiarly with the less lovely...
I hope the 50ft woman has holes on the top of that Ambush bottle. Otherwise, the next time she reaches for a spritz, she'll end up with the distinct scent of decaying carcass. People might confuse her age as being older...much, much older!
ReplyDeleteBOXER, LEAH AND EROS: Latecomers. All of you.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is too busy preparing Filthy Friday to take notice.
*takes notice however that you all smell*
Hoya bella maybe. Love it or kotz.
ReplyDeleteMJ is connected in my imagination with a grassy scent with lemon notes and a hint of Maiglöckchen.
It seems like you are slacking a little. It's Friday and still no filthy friday post
ReplyDeleteMAGO: A hint of Maiglöckchen?
ReplyDeleteOr a hint of Mago?
CYBERPOOF: Shut it.
It's posted.
My scent would be clotted cream rice pudding.
ReplyDeleteBeast's would be piss.
PIGGY: We assume you smell like Tazzy's rice pudding and not your own.
ReplyDeleteWhat I would smell of would would not be pleasant. It would probably be something akin to smelling salts. People would baulk. I would be kept in a locked cabinet for fear of spillage.
ReplyDeleteI could maybe be used as a weapon.
FAMULUS: Because of your fascination with toy trucks and the fact that you live in Holland, I assumed you smell of model airplane glue and Gouda.
ReplyDeleteCurry Leaves.
ReplyDeleteAnd lemon rice.
Fragrant or what?
ISTVANSKI: Curry Leaves.
ReplyDeleteAnd lemon rice.
Fragrant or what?
I’m smelling kebab from this end.