Attention voters: The ballot box has been tampered with, leaving Infomaniac no choice but to install a modern voting machine to ensure fairness to all.
A certain Ms. Nations has made a mockery of the electoral process by ballot stuffing: submitting multiple ballots during a vote in which only ONE ballot per person is permitted.
Those responsible voters who have already cast their ballots need not vote again. Your vote has been counted and duly noted.
Anyone who didn’t have a chance to vote yesterday may vote today. I remind you… ONE VOTE PER PERSON. The list of eligible titles may be viewed by scrolling down to the end of this posting.
Ms. Nations will be brought to justice as a large wheel of Canadian cheddar shall be rolled across the border and onto her Clematis.
Yesterday’s post resumes here…
I’m turning this competition over to you, bitches.
I had every intention of making the choice myself for the best Infomaniac dating service title.
But the response was so overwhelming and the suggestions so good that I simply can’t pick a winner on my own.
I had to whittle down the entries to 30 titles although we received many more submissions.
Vote today for your favourite title!
No, you can’t vote for your own title. Vote instead for the next best thing.
I’ll tally your votes at the end of the day and the winner will appear in Tuesday’s post along with a new “date” who wants to meet you.
Here are your selections. One vote per person. Hop to it.
Bleak House Dating Service
Boobs and Balls Dating Service
Booze, Bros and Broads
Bottom of the Barrel
Chicks, Pricks, 'n' Kicks
Clickadick n Clickachick
Click-n-cum.com
Dating For Dummies
Desperate Dirty Daters
dialadick.com
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
Finger Licking Filth Service
Hideous Hookups
I M HRD R U WET.COME
Last Call.com
Lowered Expectations
Lumps, Chumps, and Humps
Marvelous MJ's Perv Emporium
Meat and Greet
MJ's Meat Swap
Slobs and Sluts
Snatch and Grab
Snatches and Catches
Tap Dat Arse Dating Service
The Wet Spot
Thunderlust Café
Trailer Hook-Ups
Uglies Bumping Uglies
Venus and Penis
Very Last Resort Dating
After discussing this important matter with my trusted advisers, I'm casting my support for Marvelous MJ's Perv Emporium--sounds classy! And it hints at special rates and sales!
ReplyDeleteHands down...
ReplyDeleteUglies Bumping Uglies!
I'm torn between Bleak House Dating Service (maybe a little too highbrow for some of the 'clientele') and Snatch And Grab (too hetero?).
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm going with Very Last Resort Dating instead.
'Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service'
ReplyDeleteThis just about covers everyone who comes over here.
some goodies .. but i liked ...
ReplyDeleteVenus and Penis
They're all quite... special. But my vote's for Very Last Resort Dating.
ReplyDeleteChick, pricks & Kicks....
ReplyDeleteOh yah, Babe.
"Dating for Dummies"
ReplyDeleteIt includes EVERYONE.
Reluctantly, I have to vote for "Marvelous MJ's Perv Emporium" because it narrowly ranked above my own entry.
ReplyDeleteI'm still in hell by the way...half of California is on fire. God is not pleased for some reason, and he's taking it out of us again! I hate it when he does that!!! Damn you God!!! Can you damn God? Oh well. I just did.
They are all good (mine are best) but after thinking long and hard about it I'll have to go with
ReplyDelete*drum roll*
Thunderlust Café
Because that's just classy!
I like Lowered Expectations
ReplyDeleteI LIKE
ReplyDeleteLAST CALL.COM
Its mine and i like it. so HA HA on you.
We interrupt this election to declare Ms. Nations' ballot null and void.
ReplyDeleteIt's the "hanging chad" of this electoral process.
Shame.
The rest of you carry on.
ReplyDeleteOne monkey don't stop no show.
*throws Nations a banana*
*plucked from Beast's fruit basket*
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
ReplyDeleteA really close second is: Thunderlust Cafe. Actually, I might like that a little better. Sorry I can't narrow it down anymore for you...
LAST CALL.COM
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...there. hang THAT from your chad, cheezer.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS AND T-BIRD: Either play by the rules or both of you get bitch-slapped.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: Your vote doesn't count as you voted for yourself.
T-BIRD: Pick one, not two.
*looks crossly at both of you*
Finger Licking Filth Service ............A Sort of KFC with Balls!
ReplyDeletePfff ... slap yerself, bitches.
ReplyDelete"The Wet Spot" does best for me.
Disqualification on a point of pedantry is mildly peeving I must say.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, I like last call.
It has that note of desperation around closing time when you're not totally drunk but you need a hook-up for the night and your standards are dramatically lowered for the duration.
not First Nations but someone else said:
ReplyDeleteOO, I like Last Call.com! how original and exciting! Crisp and refreshing! So round, so firm, so fully packed! Yes please, DO go with Last Call.com!
Another person who is NOT first nations said:
ReplyDeleteLast Call.com please! It's my very favourite!
definitely not First nashins sed:
ReplyDeleteOh Wow mAN i lIkE lAsTCaLl.CoM becas its coolist oh ye3 do thaT oEn
A TOTALLY SMART PERSON
ReplyDeletePlease Last Call.com because it makes it burn when I pee
whoops I mean Not Firstnations said:
ReplyDeleteI like Last Call.com because its 1.3 less filling than regular lame titles which suck.
Tell me why does it burn when I pee? And p.x I have spraypainted LastCall.com on the highway overpas where i live by and a truck honke at me so TRUCKERS LIKE LASTCALL.COM ONE VOITE FROM TRUCKES!!
ReplyDeletelmao beast...you crack me up...
ReplyDeletei have to go with
Thunderlust Café
I only follow RC here. But I have to take issue and those of you who have heard me vent, know it isn't pretty. Kaz said, and I quote "Fag, Slag and Old Hag Dating Service, And that just about covers everyone who comes here." Hey...I'm a gardener damnit. I'm none of those. None. Knock it off. I'm not picking anything. I'm insulted. I'm going back home. I'm taking my bag of compost with me.
ReplyDeleteXO
...what suzanne REALLY meant to say was 'the only title that makes sense is LAST CALL.COM' and i should know because i know good bullshit when i see it.'
ReplyDeletereally.
MYSTERIOUS VISITOR
Well Venus and Penis is good.
ReplyDeleteSecond is The Wet Spot
ORDER, ORDER!
ReplyDeleteDr. Maroon, I am certain, is in league with First Nations to make LastCall.com the name of our dating service. AND he’s peeved over a point of pedantry.
Dr. Maroon should be aware that I have disqualified people in previous compos for spelling errors or failing to address me as Mistress MJ, as he should address me from now on.
AND Dr. Maroon should consider himself lucky that I don’t take him over my knee and spank his bare bottom!
NATIONS, you’re not fooling me behind your peek-a-boo cloak of anonymity. Your slip is showing.
I shall deal with you harshly by rolling a cheese wheel south across the border.
The rest of you, carry on in a responsible manner and DO NOT vote for LastCall.com
*bitch slaps the lot of you*
Miss First Nations has been tortur...err persuading me tochange my vote to Lastcall.com
ReplyDeleteOK its done , now will you untie me , give me my clothes back and stop poking me with that sharpened bamboo , you will have someones eye out
"Lumps, Chumps, and Humps"! What a ring that has.
ReplyDeleteUglies Bumping Uglies, sounds classy just like yer blog.
ReplyDelete"Mistress" MJ?
ReplyDeleteGooood ...
BEAST: That bamboo’ll be up your arse if you dare let Nations sway you.
ReplyDeleteLEAH: Thank you for not voting “LastCall.com”
KNUDSEN: May I remind you that my blog goes that extra mile therefore it’s klassy with a “k”.
MAGO: *pokes Mago with toe of boot*
You may rise now.
Choices .. choices ... choices.
ReplyDeleteFor me it's:
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service. Sounds just up your street MJ, Old slag. ;o)
ReplyDeleteMAIDY & TATAS: Is this a case of “I’ll have what she’s having?”
ReplyDeleteI’ll put you both down for “Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.”
In the famous words of Rodney King, (and yes, I was in LA at the time watching the fires from my luxury high-rise condo overlooking Beverly Hills!) "Can't we all just get along?" And will you guys stop hurting one another. God, what is it with that crap? Poking, sticking, kicking...knock it off. Be kind and respectful to one another. I'm serving some wonderful tea, so sit down and enjoy yourselves. Take a load off. Enjoy the day. Think of something or someone other than yourself. Can't you just feel the exhale. Good, now do it tomorrow too.
ReplyDeleteAnd Nation's, you're Anonymous too!? Hey honey! Thanks for the honorable mention. But I'm a "bullshitter?" Hummmmmmmmm. *Deflated.* Never figured. Never. I'm going to have to drink some tea and think about that. Isn't that sort of an insult? Hummmmmmmmmmm. I think we need some pink here. Hell, I'm still tring to figure out how the hell I got here?
XO
I vote Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.
ReplyDeleteThat covers it all.
OW OW OW OW OW
ReplyDeleteMJ's Meat Swap.
*staggers off holding a cold compress to her clematis*
SUZANNE: *exhales*
ReplyDelete*prepares tea enema*
*thinks of England whilst inserting rubber hose up rectums of Beast and Ms. Nations*
DORA: Doesn’t it just?
NATIONS: *strikes hands-on-hips pose*
What have I told you about NOT voting for your own title?
*prepares to roll world’s largest cheese wheel across border.
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
ReplyDeleteThis just fits for this blog
BITCHES: If Ms. Nations behaves herself today, on Wednesday you'll thrill to have our first dating client featured and the winning title will be announced as well.
ReplyDeleteIt will NOT be LastCall.com
That much I can tell you.
No word yet?
ReplyDelete**stomps out**
Will we get the result tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteTsk, tsk First Nations. You're usually so well behaved. What happened? Do we need to have a talk?
ReplyDeleteIM LIKING "THE WET SPOT".. good for all ages and genders... even the gender benders... yeah who wouldnt like a meeting at the wet spot?!?!?
ReplyDeleteJust dropping in to answer CyberPoof's question.
ReplyDeleteYes, all will be revealed tomorrow.
The new name of the dating service PLUS a new client!
Oh dear.
ReplyDeleteI'm all aquiver
Is it too late to vote for the Bleak House Dating Service?
ReplyDeleteI've come over all Dickensian.
GEOFF: I'm accepting votes up to around 7:00 pm tonight, Pacific Time.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be tucked up in your little bed dreaming Dickensian nightmares by then.
So you're back, are you?
I'll pop by when I get home from work.
Would ye be so kind and stomp a little on me?
ReplyDeleteMistress?
MAGO: Perhaps some other time.
ReplyDeleteI'm quite busy at the moment.
Well, perhaps a hint of things to come...
*applies firm and steady pressure with stilettoed heel to Mago's backside*
I love Lowered Expectations. That name just says it all.
ReplyDeleteMeat and Greet
ReplyDeleteAm I too late? I was the last time.....
MANUEL & EVERYONE ELSE: You've got 'til 7:00 pm Pacific Time tonight to vote.
ReplyDeleteLowered Expectations.
ReplyDelete*guards clematis, dodges cheese*
I didn't dare look at the other votes. Here is my vote.
ReplyDeleteHideous Hookups
Cheers Mark x
i'm for "very last resort dating"
ReplyDeletexoxox
THE POLLS HAVE CLOSED.
ReplyDeleteVOTING HAS ENDED.
RESULTS TO FOLLOW IN NEW POSTING LATER.