Monday, January 07, 2008

How Clean Is Your Arse?

Is your arse minty clean?





Can you do this with confidence?...








If not, don’t come back here ‘til you have a tidy tush.








So what are you doing to ensure everyday freshness?




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28 comments:

  1. Eddie Waring12:24 AM, January 07, 2008

    So what are you doing to ensure everyday freshness?

    I take a shower every Friday, whether I need one or not.

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  2. CyberPete2:50 AM, January 07, 2008

    Pucker says "it tingles"

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  3. Anonymous4:43 AM, January 07, 2008

    Nice to see you're starting the new year as you mean to go on.

    I think it may be a good idea not to visit here while at work.

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  4. Tickersoid6:53 AM, January 07, 2008

    This post is like my living room at the moment. Everything is arse about face.

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  5. The Mistress7:46 AM, January 07, 2008

    WARING: Considering your diet of Baked Beans a la Mexicano, and your arse scratching and finger sniffing, I would suggest showering twice a week.

    CYBERPOO: "It's Like Altoids for your Ass!"

    CONNIE: If you’d wanted work-safe content, you should have participated in the Infomaniac Reader Survey.

    The people have spoken.

    TICKERS: I can suggest a good air freshener.

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  6. CyberPete8:46 AM, January 07, 2008

    Mmmmmm

    Do you use it yourself MJ?

    The public wants to know what the MJ does to stay minty fresh in that area

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  7. Romeo Morningwood9:09 AM, January 07, 2008

    There are some things in Life better left to the imagination...
    and seeing the photo of a Lobbyist listening to the Representative from the 'Show Me State' talkin' out of his ass, is definitely one of them.

    Children avert your eyes!

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  8. The Mistress9:19 AM, January 07, 2008

    CYBERPOO: I use Piggy’s sleeve.

    HE: A case of verbal diarrhea?

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  9. CyberPete9:24 AM, January 07, 2008

    sounds sanitary

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  10. Romeo Morningwood9:30 AM, January 07, 2008

    What are you doing up at this ungawdly hour?

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  11. The Mistress9:41 AM, January 07, 2008

    CYBERPOO: Unlike the filthy Danes, Canada practices sanitation in the nation.

    HE: Infomaniac never sleeps.

    Wait. Isn't that what they say about rust? Damn.

    My my, hey hey.

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  12. CyberPete10:13 AM, January 07, 2008

    I'm not filthy

    I'm a delish puff uh I mean poof pastry

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  13. Rimshot10:44 AM, January 07, 2008

    I purposely leave my ass dirty so exactly THAT won't happen. That and I don't do handstands for the same reason.

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  14. The Mistress12:41 PM, January 07, 2008

    CYBERPOO: Good thing you didn't say "puff" pastry as those are flaky and contain several layers of fat.

    RIMMER: I was sure there's a "rim" in Rimshot.

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  15. CyberPete12:47 PM, January 07, 2008

    We really need to teach Rimmer the importance of keeping the rim clean

    no matter if he is eating out or eaten out

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  16. Rimshot1:05 PM, January 07, 2008

    Oh MJ, your sardonic humor knows no bounds! You're quite the witty minx, aren't you?

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  17. Billy1:20 PM, January 07, 2008

    I use soap and water. Clean as a whistle.

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  18. The Mistress1:35 PM, January 07, 2008

    CYBERPOO: You can be his mentor.

    RIMJOB: I'm such a laff riot that I crack myself up all the time.

    BILLY: You know how to whistle, don't you, Billy?

    You just put your lips together and blow.

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  19. CyberPete1:56 PM, January 07, 2008

    you crack yourself up ?


    *sniggers*

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  20. Anonymous3:29 PM, January 07, 2008

    She can fit most of herself up her crack too.

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  21. The Mistress4:35 PM, January 07, 2008

    CYBERPOO: See? I did it again!

    CONNIE: You'll shut up right now if you don't want to be stuffed up there along with me.

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  22. Peevish McSnark5:20 PM, January 07, 2008

    Christ, that looks uncomfortable. I'm all for athletic sex, but that's a position where I'd want to neither be top nor bottom.

    Body wash for me on a nice fluffy scrubber.

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  23. Frobisher5:29 PM, January 07, 2008

    You could eat your dinner off my freckle!

    Don't forget to douche kids!

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  24. Kapitano5:55 PM, January 07, 2008

    I lick my own arse clean every morning.

    But sometimes forget to clean my teeth afterwards.

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  25. Prunella Jones6:40 PM, January 07, 2008

    Colonics!

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  26. The Mistress9:54 PM, January 07, 2008

    PEEVISH: You really must expand your repertoire.

    FROBI: And wipe front to back!

    KAPI: *offers Kapi a breath mint*

    PRU: I’ll only allow my insides to be flushed with alcohol.

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  27. Daisy6:51 PM, January 08, 2008

    this reminded me of a friend of mine and made me smile so big it hurt my cheeks...i will let you decide which ones

    *slaps my own hand for that one*

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  28. The Mistress12:53 AM, January 09, 2008

    DAISY: Never mind your cheeks.

    Which scene here reminded you of your friend?

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