Saturday, January 05, 2008

Gay Bar Slut

Which one of you bitches is the

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  1. Inexplicable DeVice2:36 AM, January 05, 2008

    Hmmmph! Not one of them. As was demonstrated last night in the local gay bar. The few people (other than myself, of course) looked like they'd just crawled out of their caves!
    *And* the barman had the audacity to ask if I drove a red Fiesta. A FIESTA! For gods sakes... My friend said the look on my face was a picture in snobbery.
    So I guess I'm the Gay Bar Snob.

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  2. Romeo Morningwood2:38 AM, January 05, 2008

    Not I, but I do play one on TV and I did sleep at a Holidy Inn last night.

    That is an awesome name for a band!

    How much do you want to bet that if you googled GBS that you would find a band with that name on MySpace and a Blog to boot?

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  3. Kapitano2:40 AM, January 05, 2008

    "Let's start a war, start a nuclear war."

    Being a slut is the easy part. The hard bit (cough) is finding someone who wants to be a slut with you.

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  4. Divian3:05 AM, January 05, 2008

    I am all for being the gay bar slut as long as it entails an endless supply of vodka and a streaming live video of Senator Joe Biden. Umph.

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  5. Anonymous4:35 AM, January 05, 2008

    Oh, that's easy.

    It's Smunty.

    Possibly SID, many, many, many years ago.

    IDV's the gay bar spitoon.

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  6. CyberPete6:10 AM, January 05, 2008

    Well I'm out of frame.

    That night I sat next to the blonde rocker type and I tell you he smelled like rotten eggs

    bleugh

    IDV: How very dare he! I'm sure you lectured him about driving that spitfire of yours

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  7. Manuel8:33 AM, January 05, 2008

    I'm the one tending bar........they all get me to get stuff from the high shelf....just to check my sweet sugar loaf out.....

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  8. KAZ9:02 AM, January 05, 2008

    Is there room for a fag hag in there?

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  9. The Mistress10:56 AM, January 05, 2008

    IVD: Was it not obvious to the barman that you’d flown in on your broom?

    HE: Googling “gay bar slut” leads directly to IVD’s blog.

    What channel are you on? Is it one of those shows where you sprint out of a van and makeover some poor slob’s house and wardrobe?

    Who did you have to do to get the role?

    KAPI: It should be easy enough to pick and choose from the crowd in here.

    Your day will come. When it rains, it whores.

    AWA: A change then from your usual tequila shots with Bill Clinton.

    PIGGY: Smunty, SID, and IVD.

    Damaged goods. All of them.

    I can smell the desperation in the bar from here.

    CYBERSLUT: Rotten eggs?

    Did he have crotch-rot?

    Are you still picking glitter out of your pubes, by the way?

    MANUEL: Show me your sweet sugarloaf, waiter slut.

    KAZ: “Is there room for a fag hag?”

    You’ll have to push me off my barstool, first.

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  10. Inexplicable DeVice11:16 AM, January 05, 2008

    P&T: Cunts.

    CyberPoo: I stuck the propellor up his nose.

    MJ: I'd left it parked outside as it doesn't the like being mistaken for a pool cue.

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  11. Geoff12:17 PM, January 05, 2008

    This sort of thing doesn't happen in England any more.

    They're smoking!

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  12. FirstNations12:39 PM, January 05, 2008

    My father-in law has that on a fridge magnet!!!

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  13. eroswings1:36 PM, January 05, 2008

    Are they men? or just really masculine looking women? perhaps a meeting of former eastern European women Olympians with a long history of steroid use?

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  14. Frobisher2:30 PM, January 05, 2008

    Well it's too tall to be piggy

    Too fat to be IDV

    From the clothes & eyeliner I'd say Beast, except for the hair - that must be a wig.

    Yes, it's Beast

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  15. CyberPete2:45 PM, January 05, 2008

    Even now after showering at least once a day I still find pieces of glitter in places one shouldn't have glitter

    Regarding the rocker guy I will never go down on him again

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  16. The Mistress2:56 PM, January 05, 2008

    IVD: Broom doesn’t like being mistaken for a pool cue and Penis doesn’t like being mistaken for a golf pencil.

    Oh wait. I’m thinking of SID.

    GEOFF: Good point. But sales of food have gone through the roof, right?

    I assumed the cigar was part of his stage act.

    But sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    FN: And proud of it!

    BINGOWINGS: If they challenge you to an arm wrestle, they’re women.

    Not lay-dees though, right girls?

    FROBI: Can Beast still fit into those trousers after all the cheese and onion crisps and Christmas pud?

    Is he wearing his lucky pants?

    CYBERSLUT: So “sat next to” him was a euphemism?

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  17. Peevish McSnark3:20 PM, January 05, 2008

    My favorite part about this is the tagline "This is an original UNIQUE book." Like there could be another one with that title.

    Care to share your barstool with a fellow fruit fly?

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  18. The Mistress3:47 PM, January 05, 2008

    PEEVISH: IVD is penning his memoir as we speak, entitled "Gay Bar Snob." I smell a series. So much for unique "literature."

    I see that, like me, you use the term "fruit fly" to address yourself. We are fooling no one, as my friends point out. "You're a HAG!" Nonetheless, I prefer "fruit fly" as it's kinder and gentler.

    I'm going to have to get a double wide barstool to fit all you fruit flies on here with me.

    Watch this space for a special "Fag Hag Appreciation Day" in future.

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  19. CyberPete4:45 PM, January 05, 2008

    ...

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  20. Inexplicable DeVice5:52 PM, January 05, 2008

    I think BingoWings is on to something, although I don't know about them being olympians - I'm sure that's Bette Davis in the bottom left corner.

    Must go. I've got gay bars to visit for resear- Umm... For swatting fruit fli- Errr... For necking my next shot?

    Oh, I give up.

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  21. Tatas7:30 PM, January 05, 2008

    MJ: Your gay bar is totally fucked.
    You being a toxic lesbo whore.

    Anyway (Piggy's fav word) I can say that all is welcome to my GAY bar, I'd love to get all you poofs in for an after hour lock-in.

    *My own pub! One day*

    *slurp. Goes back to the red wine*

    *hick*

    *burp*

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  22. Maidy8:00 PM, January 05, 2008

    once upon a time i was a gay bar slut. well, i was a lesbian bar slut.

    *sigh*

    now i'm just an aging wife and mum of two little psychopaths.

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  23. The Mistress8:28 PM, January 05, 2008

    CYBERHO: I don’t read Braille.

    IVD: Have fun tonight down at the docks, er, gay bars.

    TATAS? Who are you slurping?

    Speaking of toxic lesbo whores, look who’s come along after you.

    MAIDY: Hello minge muncher.

    Don’t fret.

    You’re still a slut.

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  24. Old Knudsen2:16 AM, January 06, 2008

    Its me Its me, what was the question again?

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  25. The Mistress7:14 AM, January 06, 2008

    KNUDSEN: The question was “Who bucked yer Ma?”

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