The day soon approaches when you’ll have your chance to win the much coveted Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts (as pictured above.)
In the meantime, Infomaniac invites you to knock back a stiff one.
The first round’s on me.
Name your poison!
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
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Im first!
ReplyDeleteThats the cutest bottle-opener i ever did see,,,,,,,,,
Looks more like a production line: Twiddle her knobs and out comes a bottle of whiskey.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised SID's not sniffing around...
I'm here and here's my first...
ReplyDelete"Dr Seuss's nightmare"
Not too sure about the FGESs - but I want those tights... and a Spanish brandy please - straight.
ReplyDeleteDo you know Dennis the Menace at all? Just wondered - like the shorts...
ReplyDeleteYou've been in knudsen's freezer again, haven't you? The question is, where's the rest of that body? Did you check his attic?
ReplyDeleteGuinness will do me, thanks.
Twist off?
ReplyDeleteI was looking for Monday roundup . . .
ReplyDeletewas it a difficult birth? who's the father?
ReplyDeleteI see someone's pinched the Ruby slippers already!
ReplyDeleteTONY: You should see my corkscrew.
ReplyDeleteIVF: Shut it or I’ll twiddle YOUR knob.
SID: MJ’s dream: The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T.
KAZ: Act now to order the tights before Waring gets his filthy mitts on them.
MUTLEY: Dennis and I have the same hairdo.
KAV: The entire upper shelf of my fridge is devoted to your desires. The Guinness, that is. Not the body parts.
SPIKEY: “Screw” cap.
FROBI: No Roundup ‘til I get that knob pic you promised me.
FN: Luckily, it just slipped out as it took place during happy hour with the bartender as midwife.
STEVE: The theft of the slippers is a tragedy.
If I return my bottle do I get my deposit back??
ReplyDeleteSPIKEY: I suggest you make your deposits elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteALL YOU BITCHES, ESPECIALLY SID: A reminder that this is not the actual Caption Competition, just in case I didn't make that clear. Stay tuned for the contest.
I don't think I need name a poison, it's already right there in that pic - and no, it's not the bottle.
ReplyDeleteFucking filth.
Are they IVF's tights?
M&J (PIGGY): Kiss my ARSEnic and call my toxicologist in the morning.
ReplyDeletewat's that odd, whistling noise?
ReplyDelete-dognabbit mj, put the cap back on.
'hemlock' if you post more arses.
ReplyDeleteJames son screwes?
ReplyDeleteMJ I told you..pic of shorts = caption!
ReplyDeleteAnd 5000 fingers? Surely you could take more??
And attached arms,elbows etc,etc?
She could SID but she doesn't want to be greedy.
ReplyDeleteI worry about you, MJ.
ReplyDeleteFuck. i'm not sure where to put my mouth first...
ReplyDeleteFN: Too late. The genie’s out of the bottle.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Socrates’ last words as he choked on the hemlock were, 'Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Pay it and do not neglect it.' Make of that what you will.
MAGO: Welcome to Infomaniac! Kinda short on culture around here but like you, I enjoy a Robert Mitchum flick.
SID: I found your wallet in there and it’s empty.
Next time I want pre-payment.
CONNIE: I’m greedy now thanks to that cheap bastard SID.
WARMI: Here, have a drink. It’ll calm your nerves.
JJ: I think “on the lip” would cover all the bases.
That skirt reminds me of the green giant...that's it!
ReplyDeleteDon Imus may not be able to say this but I can..
Ho
Ho
Ho!
HE: Those are shorts! Not a skirt. What have we been talking about here this week? Pay attention.
ReplyDeleteFirst time I sign-on today ... first blog I visit and I see THAT.
ReplyDelete*goes to pour bleach on her eyes*
For some reason this picture reminds me of 'The Wizard of Oz', a film that scared me as a child. I have no need for these tights.
ReplyDeleteYou keep very clean floors.
What have you done to the poor bottle of Jameson, it has a fog over it.
ReplyDeleteMAIDY: One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight beyond the bliss of dreams. Be wise and taste.
ReplyDeleteEDDIE: Oz? Why yes. This pic was taken minutes before the house fell on me.
GEO: I have a fog over me. See next posting.
The tights are terrific. What I want to know is who is your photographer, or do you have really long arms?
ReplyDeleteWW: My good friend the tripod. And I'm not referring to someone's third leg.
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